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Shit... Something literally just sliced straight through my neck.
Celli
Too late, my head's falling off. I've actually been beheaded though. I wish I was joking around but I'm not.
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*I use liquid nitrogen to freeze your body and head, and then store both your body and head in a freezer.*
Please, this actually happened to me. I was walking to work when a broken sign came loose, it swung down before I had time to react and sliced through my neck. In real life.