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Riley rummaged about in his pocket before producing a slip of paper. "It just so happens that I have it with me!" he announced in case it wasn't obvious. He unfolded it.
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Once upun a time in the magical land of Equestria, there was two ponies and they were very awesome! One was called Anala and she wuz white with a grey mane, and she was like really really good at archery cuz she’s awesome! The other was Riley, he was red and had a blonde mane with spikes becuz spikes are kewl.
One faitful day, Tirek attacked, and kidnapped Celestia and Luna and Cadence and also Twilight, plus all the gardds, and all of the desserts in the kingdom. NUUUUU!!!!! NOT THE ICE-CREAM SUNDAYS!!!!! “Yu wont get away with this!” sed Riley.
“Oh but I already have!” said Tirek and he picked up a building and he 8 it along with a side order of friez.
“Oh noes!” said the people innside.
But Riley and Anala dont let no evil happen! They punched and kicked Tirek and then he died.
But it’s not over yet cuz then Chrysalis showed up!!!!! But that wuz short-lived, cuz Anala and Rily tricked teh entire army into transforming into cookies, and then they ate those cookies.
& then the entire kingdom was at peace thanks to Riley, Anala, and there AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Ooh Riley i luv u! Let’s get married!” sed Analla, And then they got it on
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