Hugs of Sir Manys

Three journalists walk into a bar, and bet each other $200 on who can interview the most interesting person there.

The first journalist interviews a firefighter, who pulled three people out of a burning apartment building last month. His story never makes print.

The second journalist interviews a paramedic, who saved the lives of 12 people rendered comatose from asphyxiation and smoke inhalation last month. His story is also never published.

Then the thir...

Then the third journalist plops on his barstool, whistles a merry tune, and orders everyone a beer.

"What are you so happy about?" his colleagues ask him, "Who'd you interview?"

He smiles smugly, and replies, "An arsonist who killed 30 people in a fire last month."