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Moaning Myrtle

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  • Birthday 1994-02-07

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  1. Hello Girls! I will teach you how to do great on a date with a total sexist!*This is done as a tounge-in-cheek and not directed at all guys. First,cake on makeup to be as hot as possible! Second,wear revealing dresses and lots of extra items you don't need,at least $500 dollars.Carry the following: A home-cooked meal and cleaning supplies.Make sure to be as dumb as possible too!He already thinks your an idiot!

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