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Hastur
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Once again I am disappointed that my imagination has surpassed the Internet's reputation for having everything!
I ask for a Loli Kraken, and I get none.
I ask for a winged ferret dragon, I get none.
I ask for a hornless, legless, dragon skeleton with a body formed out of bleached rings, and still...
Really now. I ask for so little, and boy do I get it! Rule 34 my over-exaggerating patootey!
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You know, I am quite surprised in some RP or other mlp fanwork there isn't a whole list of funny military leader names that is only funny to the reader on account of the collective phrasing not meaning anything much in the pony world. For Example...
Major General Idea
General Havoc
Private Parts
Corporal Punishment
Colonel Corn
Colonel Truth
Captains Morgan or Crunch
Major Pain
Sargent Slaughter
Captain Obvious
All played entirely straight & unironic, of course. Gosh, must be so easy to rib your coworkers in the Military, eh?
"Yo, Captain Obvious!" "...You know I'm your Superior Officer. I could ding you for insubordination for that."
"Yeah, but we're off-duty now, so maybe you should try not being such a total dork then."
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I suppose I must face facts. I have the same taste as the mermaid from Monster Musume. (Think her name was Marina...?) I do adore me a sad, tragic, classic tale of unrequited love & unhappy endings!
I've always been enamored by the tale of the gorgons.
Some cocky young mortal lass brags about her beauty so much as to laud herself over that of even the Greek gods. To punish & spite her they then decide to curse her with the form of a snake (because snakes are some hideous demon apparently, not worth proper respect...hmph.) with a nest of poisonous vipers as her hair and a visage so repulsive that for the rest of her life she can no longer even meet face to face or make eye contact with anyone else. ...and think this curse also hit her two sisters for no reason other than to ruin two other lives by proxy.
...and then came Perseus. Tasked to lop off her head because of her history of killing hundreds of others because of her uncontrolled powers. Does Perseus bother to stop & ask why? No, because he's the hero, they're not allowed to think any deeper then that. And there we have it. Medusa attacked, because at that point she had become the monster the world wanted her to be. She had to turn feral & attack everything that came near because she had no other option for food other than what was dropped by her victims that didn't turn to stone before she looked at it.
So what's the moral there? Sometimes life just keeps taking blows at you & you have to accept your lot in life & hope nobody stands firm on their own small story and ends you because of what their ignorant about. There's... just so much beauty in that... a wronged lady, forever paying for a moment's indiscretion... to never know the world or what life can supply you with by dint of your very being...
I'd date a medusa. ...provided there's mirrored sunglasses... or maybe some sort of permanent blindfold for me...
...I bet gorgon kisses tickle~hee~*
*blush* *ahem*...
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Today was the first time I have tasted catfood.
...I was curious, okay?
Never before Have I so wanted to saw my own tongue off! The commercials make it look like hamburger gravy! Dog food is fine n' chewy, but we feed that acidic slop to an actual living creature? It's like licking a wild tropical fish! One with spines!
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Lmao I'm shaking and might throw up since I thought putting money into promoting that last song was a good idea
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Huh, forgot Pony videos were a thing.
Everytime, the eyes moisten.
Is it weird that I have Fluttershy's singing voice?... as a dude? Despite the fact that I think my voice is generally pretty deep? I wouldn't know, can't hear myself.
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who wants to give me a listen??
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Yea dude, I do everything in my music, all on the laptop with the . Thanks tho, glad you liked it.
And I produced it all yea, just have the midi files on my laptop and arrange both the placement to make chords modify the velocity to make it sound like I have the physical instruments, or at least as close as I can get to that without blowing a hole in my wallet lmao. So I'm not technically playing the physical instrument, but I do compose it in a way ^^
Also, thanks for the advice, I'll take that into account for the thing I'm writing currently <3
You inspire me dude you have no idea <3
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How is your day going?
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If all things go right, three tracks should be dropping in a week.
God
Internet Love
Moth
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Ye, I'll send you one of my first and my newest is in octi's hall
That one was one of my first and my newest is here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgLJSAzkaYI&t=1s
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If all things go right, three tracks should be dropping in a week.
God
Internet Love
Moth
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I've finnaly accepted that I am a shit posting troll. Celestia help me.
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I've finnaly accepted that I am a shit posting troll. Celestia help me.
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I've finnaly accepted that I am a shit posting troll. Celestia help me.
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My final form is ice cream and chocolate cake. ~
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Koyaanisqatsi
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Oops, think I missed my weekly dosage of dragon... Ack! Ack! I'm havin' a Drac Attack!
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School fights, bullying, stolen phones, recovery of alcoholism, suicidal thoughts, mommy issues, gender dysphoria, cannabis and much much more! All in the life of a high school femboy!
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DRIIIIZZLING SYRUP OOON MY PLAATE! THIS LACK OF CAKE, I HAATE! Pancake me up! NO PANCAKES!
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DRIIIIZZLING SYRUP OOON MY PLAATE! THIS LACK OF CAKE, I HAATE! Pancake me up! NO PANCAKES!
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DRIIIIZZLING SYRUP OOON MY PLAATE! THIS LACK OF CAKE, I HAATE! Pancake me up! NO PANCAKES!
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I feel like I've caused a worry; if I have, then don't worry ^^.they
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Back from school, so much glitter in hair XD
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