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  1. Hastur

    This is a COMPLETELY original goodnight massage!

    1. Nomadic

      Nomadic

      Thank you for the massage. My back was killing me. XD

      Have a nice night

  2. Hastur

    don't you hate it when you laugh so hard that blood splashes all over your screen :P

    1. RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      Wat

    2. Thunderchild

      Thunderchild

      Dat nosebleed...

    3. Hastur

      Hastur

      Dammit! It happened again >:( brb, gotta clean the screen again.

  3. Hastur

    i can't decide, whether you should live or die! though you'd probably go to heaven, please don't hang your head and cry.

  4. Hastur

    my dad decided to give mlp a chance! :D, i showed him party of one, he seemed to like it, but my mom came to pick me up before we got the chance to finish it :/

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    2. Midnight Scribbler

      Midnight Scribbler

      He hath been converted to the holy order of Bronyhood.

    3. Hastur

      Hastur

      He said that he might get me pony merch just to see the look on my mom's face XD

    4. Midnight Scribbler

      Midnight Scribbler

      haha amazing. XD Your mom really needs to lighten up, what's not to love about technicolour ponies? :P

  5. Hastur

    that moment when the Xbox One makes you too lazy to even move your finger to press pause.

    1. long gone

      long gone

      "Xbox, off."

       

      :3

  6. Hastur

    Goodbye everypony, for now

    1. Midnight Scribbler

      Midnight Scribbler

      See you later. :)

  7. Hastur

    Back, and i undid my deal with the devil, yay !

  8. Hastur

    Goodbye everypony, I've got business with God, oh and I'll be back in 2-7 hours.

    1. Midnight Scribbler

      Midnight Scribbler

      Should I be worried? =\

    2. Hastur

      Hastur

      I'm back, sooner than expected, but I undid my deal with the devil :D

  9. Hastur

    ever do something so bad, that you think it'll literally kill you

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    2. Hastur

      Hastur

      How can I even try to ask for forgiveness at this point?

    3. Hastur

      Hastur

      Goodbye Lordav, I'll go and ask for forgiveness, I just remembered that God is a loving God, imr

  10. Hastur

    the worst mistake I've ever made came back to bite me in the a$$

  11. Hastur

    goodnight... im just tired of being awake... XD

    1. The Leafeon Pinkeh

      The Leafeon Pinkeh

      Nighty!

  12. Hastur

    I've got to go to a fancy party, let's hope that personality 4 knows his stuff XD

    1. Midnight Scribbler

      Midnight Scribbler

      Dress nice, wear a dab of aftershave/cologne, slick that hair, and put on your game face, my friend. You'll be bumping elbows with the finest in no time. XD

    2. Hastur

      Hastur

      XD

    3. Midnight Scribbler

      Midnight Scribbler

      It's interesting trying to make myself look dressy, I have hair down to my ass. I have to tie it back, and keep an eye on it so it doesn't go nuts on me. I usually have to re-tie it frequently. :P

  13. Hastur

    Do you like the new avatar?... :3

  14. Hastur

    argh! I'm bored!

    1. Lunatic Cake

      Lunatic Cake

      I sent you a link that should keep you occupied for 30 minutes :P

    2. Hastur

      Hastur

      But I'm on tablet :3

  15. Hastur

    tells parents you're gonna go wacth Rambo, watchs new my little pony episode instead XD

    1. Midnight Scribbler

      Midnight Scribbler

      You win. XD That's hilarious

  16. Hastur

    im just watching tv and an commercial for a workout program comes on, and when they pull out the girl who used it before, SHE WAS BUCKING ORANGE! is this like a... new thing that i just dunno about?

    1. Mr Underhill

      Mr Underhill

      ...spray on tans, I thought those went out years ago.

    2. Hastur

      Hastur

      Then I continued watching, half of them were orange, then after ten minutes I finally released I accidentally changed my show to the shopping channel XD

  17. Hastur

    I'm eating a nutella Quesada... with an actual flour tortilla

  18. Hastur

    goodbye everypony

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    2. Hastur

      Hastur

      I'm not leaving the fandom.... WHY WOULD YOU THINK LIKE THAT DX!?

    3. Lonely

      Lonely

      YOU SAID you ARE leaving

       

    4. Hastur

      Hastur

      I just had to go to school

  19. Hastur

    now I've got a new avatar :3

  20. Hastur

    I'm gonna change my name...

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    2. Gyro Zeppeli

      Gyro Zeppeli

      *Inception noise*

    3. Hastur

      Hastur

      Then The Narrator got hungry, dropped a typomic(typo atomic) bomb on everything then left to go get pizza, and that concludes the story that shouldn't never existed.

    4. Gyro Zeppeli

      Gyro Zeppeli

      Narrator! Thats off script! Do that one more time and I'll dock your pay!

  21. Hastur

    who else likes a nice mixture of classical and dubstep?

  22. Hastur

    What would happen if i ate a possessed apple?

    1. Cakebandit :3

      Cakebandit :3

      it would grow in your tummy and turn you into a tree

    2. Lunatic Cake

      Lunatic Cake

      We'd have to call you Ryuk

    3. Hastur

      Hastur

      I loved Ryuk, /)º3º(\ and I'd love to be called that

  23. Hastur

    I'm so hungry!!! but I'm scared to walk through my hallway alone at night, i always hear whispers... (º-º')

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    2. RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      @BronyDash That's how they kill you.

    3. Hastur

      Hastur

      I'm back with a crap load of apples and lemonade... pink lemonade :3 just had to carry a sword in battle stance the whole walk there

    4. Commander Frost

      Commander Frost

      I giggle at the ghosts at my house all the time, im still alive.

  24. Hastur

    beautiful monster, never fall for her love like i have, no matter how much she has, don't fall for her curves and beauty, for sure will get you killed, for the beautiful monster, she isn't all that she seems

  25. Hastur

    i feel like I'm riding three motorcycles at the same time and I am loving it

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