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  1. it just LITERALLY took me three hours to watch one episode of mlp *facepalm*

    1. Cakebandit :3
    2. Hastur

      Hastur

      Lots and lots of people continuously coming into my room...

  2. my front door just unlocked and opened by itself (º-º')

  3. i feel like i just have to kill somebody right now, the MUSIC GIVES ME THESE FEELS!!!

  4. i feel like killing somebody right now, the MUSIC gives me these geeks!!!

  5. I'm cooking three babies for breakfast :D

  6. I'm coming three babies for breakfast :D

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    2. Cakebandit :3

      Cakebandit :3

      Sounds amazing

       

    3. Hastur

      Hastur

      I'm cooking three babies (eggs) for breakfast

    4. -Nobody-

      -Nobody-

      Oh. I geddit now.

  7. i feel lonely, but that's not bad, i don't get these feelings, i feel mad, i feel bad, but i think all I need is a friend...

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    2. Hastur

      Hastur

      Ya, after swinging my sword at a mannequin, I feel much better :D

    3. Sir.Flutter Hooves

      Sir.Flutter Hooves

      That always does the trick.xP

    4. Hastur

      Hastur

      XD yes it does!

  8. i hear the whispers in the darkness...(º-º') should i do what they say?

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    2. Wubsie

      Wubsie

      Obviously a joke lol.

    3. Hastur

      Hastur

      They're telling me to come into the darkness

    4. Cakebandit :3

      Cakebandit :3

      Tell them you wont go unless they give you cookies

       

      Going for free is a bad deal

  9. I'm making a new video game based on the life of my oc Subject 888, any of you guys want to pay it when I'm done? :3

    1. Cakebandit :3

      Cakebandit :3

      I'll try it when its done :P

    2. Hastur

      Hastur

      Yay, it'll take a while though, so please be patient :-

  10. how does Spongebob afford his own place flipping burgers... for Mr Krabs?

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    2. Cakebandit :3

      Cakebandit :3

      Bikini bottom has a bucked up economy

    3. lomk

      lomk

      The Bikini Bottom economy crashes more often than Spongebob crashes the boats he drives :3

    4. Hastur

      Hastur

      /)º3º(\ maybe

  11. spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

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    2. Mr Underhill

      Mr Underhill

      *throws towel in the air, rips off apron..muttering curses*

    3. Dr. Vojislav Seselj

      Dr. Vojislav Seselj

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    4. Mr Underhill

      Mr Underhill

      that's not very nice....

  12. spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

  13. What if March really has 32 days... and April 1 is just a prank...

  14. i feel like crap :(

    1. Derpaholic

      Derpaholic

      *Launches a comforting hug*

    2. Hastur

      Hastur

      **accepts hug* great, now you're sick to...

  15. this is the most beautiful form of art... imo
  16. recently, every time I spit, there is blood mixed into it, is that bad?

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    2. Fluttershyfan94

      Fluttershyfan94

      I'm sure it's nothing serious, just get rid of it though so it won't become something serious.

    3. Hastur

      Hastur

      Okay, that sounded medical. I'll go check it out

    4. Fluttershyfan94

      Fluttershyfan94

      Don't worry though, I doubt the treatment will be more then antibiotics.

  17. i just had a whack dream where i fought a football kick who's name was scootaloo...

    1. Lunatic Cake

      Lunatic Cake

      It was no dream...

  18. *my fan turns off on its own* me: DID I TELL YOU TO TURN OFF!?!? (and that is when i found out that I'm crazy.

    1. Midnight Scribbler

      Midnight Scribbler

      Heh, yeah, I talk to things too. Don't worry, we can be crazy together. 8D

    2. Hastur

      Hastur

      Yay! (º3º)

  19. my teeth are long and sharp, and so are my finger nails... an i a monster?

  20. Have any of you guys seen that commercial showing kids reactions to getting the new Skylanders game? And what did you think I'd you did?

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    2. Swick (ded)

      Swick (ded)

      "And what did you think I'd you did?" Excuse me, I ordered sense with my English. :P

    3. Commander Frost
    4. Hastur

      Hastur

      Lol, I meant "And what did you think if you did?" Auto-correct :P

       

      And Sir Flutterhooves, ditto.

  21. Netflix can die in a hole filled with fire while dancing on bananas

    1. Midnight Scribbler

      Midnight Scribbler

      Free web streaming ftw. XD

  22. should i let things happen to things that are dead or alive to dye of a ptd and PhD?

  23. I'd i had every power from every anime I've ever seen... the world would either be really screwed out it will be really saved...

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