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  1. Hey guys, go to ask a pony where you can ask my dad and i, please do :)

  2. Hello everypony, I'm back from my interview with the fire department

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    2. Commander Frost

      Commander Frost

      They said I was awesome?

    3. Hastur

      Hastur

      They asked about what I do in my few time, I mentioned Skype, they asked who I talked to, I mention you, they asked me to describe my friends, you're a good friend of mine so of course I talked about you

    4. Commander Frost
  3. that plot twist that I'm guessing everypony saw coming

  4. [12/7/2013 6:21 AM] Gaint tropical centipedes share their territory's with tarantulas. Despite its impressive length, it's a nimble navigator, and some can be highly venomous. As quick as lightning, just like the tarantula it's killing. The centipede has two curved hollow fangs which inject paralyzing venom. Even tarantulas aren't immune to an ambush.

    1. Cakebandit :3

      Cakebandit :3

      Well never going to any tropical areas now :|

  5. Goodnight, i would post something original but in to tired to do so right now :P

  6. nopony wants to play with me... okay then...

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    2. Smarts

      Smarts

      I play with people, usually. :)

    3. GenderIsAnIllusion

      GenderIsAnIllusion

      Ill play with you..... I got some candy in my white van with no windows XD

    4. Hastur

      Hastur

      Goodnight, guys.

  7. pm me if you wanna play minecraft, please

    1. Seaweed-Headed Dragon

      Seaweed-Headed Dragon

      I would love to but I'm on my phone right now

  8. do who wants to play minecraft?

    1. Midnight Scribbler

      Midnight Scribbler

      Do you play vanilla survival at all? I'm currently playing my own little world. :P

  9. Okay... i guess I'm not leaving

  10. is it wrong to use manipulation to find bronies irl?

    1. Midnight Scribbler

      Midnight Scribbler

      I suppose it depends on how you go about it. If you're not hurting anyone, I don't think it's wrong. :P

  11. why do I exist? i am much different from my fellow human, so i must be here for some reason, right? my eyes bear hatred, but my heart shows love. my voice is deep and threatening, but i wish to have good intentions.

    1. Midnight Scribbler

      Midnight Scribbler

      Sailing within the oceans of chaos. Welcome aboard, friend. *holds hand out* The best way to survive, is to make sure you've got someone watching your back. ;)

    2. Hastur

      Hastur

      Go to my new thread in Octavia's flank, I've got the finished product there

       

    3. Midnight Scribbler

      Midnight Scribbler

      Finished product? I'm confused.

  12. is it safe to sleep with a sword, a knife, four arrows, and a bow

    1. Cakebandit :3

      Cakebandit :3

      Yep just be careful not to stab yerself

    2. Lunatic Cake

      Lunatic Cake

      Not safe enough for me though

  13. so, who wants to play minecraft with me? :P

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    2. Hastur

      Hastur

      Cakebanit, why you no respond?

    3. Cakebandit :3

      Cakebandit :3

      I don't know how to XD

    4. Ac3xAssasin

      Ac3xAssasin

      Just so you know, I'm Dochingbag.

  14. i want a new sword...

    1. Cakebandit :3

      Cakebandit :3

      then get one :P I got a golf bag full of them in my room XD

    2. Mr Underhill

      Mr Underhill

      YOU have a Hatori Hanzo sword? you lie!

  15. i read a portion about a little girl who said she needed a pony or she would die without it, her parents said she wouldn't die without the pony, they went home, and she died from lack of pony.

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    2. Commander Frost

      Commander Frost

      For he reasons pointedly. Can not be what may not be that's what it says

  16. Changes my avatar for the holidays, do you like???

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    2. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      Nobody fucks with me, man. |:\

    3. Hastur

      Hastur

      Fluttershy disapproves of your cursing

    4. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      Study the comic, then return to me with a new answer.

  17. i feel like I'm riding a solid gold space ship that is fueled by lightning bolts while playing the Xbox one and PS 4's offspring with God on a movie theater screen and sound system then having madara uchiha train me, all of this while Morgan Freeman narrates it all

    1. Lordav

      Lordav

      ??? Are you high :D

    2. Hastur

      Hastur

      No... that was candyman talking

  18. when i searched "true art" on Bing images, it took me five seconds to find a mlp picture

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    2. Hastur

      Hastur

      Then I searched it again and found two more XD

    3. Commander Frost
    4. Lordav

      Lordav

      How did u even measure

  19. I'm thinking about seeing up an ask thread for my real dad who is non-brony, do you guys think i should?

    1. Commander Frost
    2. Hastur

      Hastur

      Alright, I'll email him to see what he thinks then :)

  20. last night i found out that my stepfather was a brony of g3 O.O

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    2. Commander Frost
    3. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      Being a brony before g4 sounds weird... Like how it was a tea party, LITTLE girl style, ect. show...

    4. Hastur

      Hastur

      Yeah, I can't respond to all of this!! So I'll update. but before I do, I agree with all of your responses.

  21. time for school bros, bye!!!/)

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