So, I posted this a while a go in a blog entry, so I decided to take it into a thread. This is hilarious! I hope you found it funny.
NOTE: This was posted a while ago, so I kind of act like an asshole. (I probably still am one for posting this)
ANOTHER NOTE: Friend was in quotations because he is kind of a dick to me.
So, to start it off, I want to show everyone my friends bad OC: Spark was born in canterlot to a wealthy family but his parents died when he was very young. Him and his brother Storm Hoof were sent to an orphange where he met a white and pink philly and future best friend Cloud Chaser. After about a year living happily in the orphanage, some events led to him, his brother and Cloud Chaser ending up in what was kinda like a colony set up by Princess Luna. They were called Night Children. One night when he was older (only a little younger then the mane 6) Him and Cloud Chaser got into a nasty fight (did i metion that it was during a storm?) and she flew off. She was struck by lightning and started to plummet towards the planet. Spark, being the fastest flyer in the world, took off like a rocket. So fast that a giant boom was heard for miles around. He did save he and they would go on to be lovers. Not long after Luna went insane and converted to. Nightmare Moon. When the night children would not be converted, she froze them in stone. When Luna was defeated 1000 years later by the mane 6, he went to live on AJ's farm to help out, along with Storm Hoof. His relationship had ended with Cloud Chaser but he had meant RD and they became friends, then best friends, the more then friends fast. He said this: You have more less developed OCs. I have more developed OCs.
UPDATED NEW VERSION:
ThunderSpark was born during Discord's rule of equstria. What many dont know (mostly because its not written anywhere) is that it was not just one battle with discord where he encased in stone. It was a whole war, and many were lost. Spark was the leader of said army. But we are getting too far ahead, before that he worked on his family farm. Being a pegsai, it was hard at first, but eventually led to him having a better then average streanth. he had to carry all of the baskets on his wing leading hime to be a very fast flyer. Like RD, flying was his real passion, and we worked and worked until he became the fastest flyer in all of Equstira. (He is fater then RD, but barely) When the war broke, he and his brother decided to join the pegsai army. At first he and his brother (Who is also really fast) were used as hit and run agents, hence Agent Spark. During the war he went on to be leader, but was eventually imprisoned in stone in which the two sisters (celsetia and luna)magic could not break. During the war with nightmare moon she broke him and his top soldiers out of the stone and corrupted them. When she was defeated he was turned back in to stone and placed in the castle courtyard as celstia tried to figure out how to uncorrupt him, and break him out of the stone. 1000 years later (current time, takes place around the end of season one) The two sisters had found a way, and asked the mane six to help because they needed the elements of harmony.they got thme out of the stone, and uncorrupted them. Spark went on to live at AJ's farm and helped around the farm to repay her. Btw, my own universe that has spark in it, not he show universe