Jadefire

What? My high school never taught programming.

It was a concurrent enrollment course, where I could get college credit while still in high school. It was done in partnership with our local community college.

1. Maaaaybe... Maybe not.

 

2. Last thing I tried a high-level programming language, it was C++ and Visual Basic. Recently I've been getting ideas on making things using them again.

 

4 and 5. Somehow that would make for a great Cards Against Humanity black card.

 

11. No, it's an awesome skeñario.

 

Everything else. 0_x

1. dat ambiguity

2. I studied a semester of C# and another of C++ in high school. That's pretty much the only way I'm able to make sense of Ren'Py.

 

1. 

 

2. No I haven't.

 

4 and 5. Somehow I think that both can happen with just one pony.

 

7. I'm not gonna try to explain. It'd take forever.

 

3. I know, right? I played Cookie Clicker on it.

 

6, 8, 9, and 10. I dread the possibility that my wisdom teef are impacted, and if so, I dread even more the removal process. I remember having that done to me and it was the worsh thing done to my mouth, second to that not brushing my teeth.

 

10. Also, never blend a happy meal in a blender and drink it and then lick a cat. Maybe the cat part isn't too bad, but McDonalds is more radioactive than Chernobyl.

 

11. Sad part is that some of those were actually combined together.

1) Wait, so we broke up? Aw, but we were the best ambigiously gay couple here on the chat thread.

2) It's an engine that uses Python optimized for people to create their very own visual novels. I'm working on trying to learn how to use it.

4 and 5) Not with me. My urination is f*yay*g regal.

Wisdom Teef) Getting them extracted is more scary than unpleasent. I had my wisdom teeth taken out, and once the pain meds kick in, the recovery actually isn't that bad. Being unable to eat solid foods for a week is a bit of a pain in the ass, though. As for the surgery itself, you won't actually feel anything once they put in the novacain, and they have laughing gas that will completely get rid of your anxiety.

10) Wisdom to live by.

11) That...can't be a pleasant scenario.

1. The first time that we kissed because you broke all of your promises, and now you're back... You don't get to get me back!!@!

 

2. I'm working on codesy stuff.

 

3. I just got a tablet a few weeks ago and tested it out. Works great.

 

4. How much soda can a Jadepony handle?

 

5. I questioned the anatomy of a sodapony by asking how a sodapony goes to the bathroom.

 

6. Wisdom teef suck.

 

7. Music is made out of cheese.

 

8. I just came to the realisation that I might not be able to eat pizza because it'll be disastrously hard to chew.

 

9. Is an impacted wisdom toof the worsh thing in the world?

 

10. Never be like John Green.

11. Oh yes. Catponies, Pizza Hut, past summer school, puppies and shovels, sun-induced blackouts, and music.

1. Uh, what? I broke promises?

2. Cool. I've been working on codesy stuff as well, but to a much more primitive extent. You ever heard of Ren'Py?

3. That's good. Tablets are fancy.

4. Enough.

5. Very clumsily.

6. Indeed. Getting them out solves so many problems, once you get past the whole surgery and recovery part.

7. o rly

8. Is it because of the wisdom teef?

9. I can think of worse things, but it's definately something that needs to be fixed asap.

10. Acknowledged.

11. Just as long as you don't put all of those together.

Hey guys, what I miss?

Everything gives you cancer these days.

Question for you: can a zombie and a ghost come from the same person?

Yes. The zombie is their soulless corpse. Their ghost is their corpseless soul.

Ah, nostalgia filter. Back when beating your wife not only was socially acceptable but actually encouraged, the internet didn't exist, being a poor person was pretty much a death sentence,  and all those great world wars killing millions upon millions of people to keep you on your toes. Those were good times.

You post because we allow it, and you are banned because we demand it.

Banned because we demand it.

You're my chair now.

Yes, I'm your chair. Get in me.

*walks into the thread and sits down*

Electric Questioner x [REDACTED]

Here's Imgur's words of wisdom for the day:

If it destroys the future to such a huge extent that it prevents people from going back in time, then it was probably a pretty bad decision.

I get enough of that on Imgur.

 

Also: http://ind.ccio.co/22/GA/LF/3f214e1a61a456e9b2dad4aa070a89f1.jpg

You can never have enough of hot guys and/or cute animals.

So I just now discovered that this is a thing: http://www.hotguysandbabyanimals.com/

Discuss.

Warning, the website is exactly what it sounds like.

*walks in, sees the thread, walks back out*

Kola Superdeep Borehole.

Oh, murr...

Oh, you're supposed to be drunk for that to apply?

Shit, I must be doing something wrong then. :z

Not necessarily. It just helps if you're not someone who already has that mindset get into that mindset.

I'm already home. I never hit on guys drunk, schlong doesn't do it for me, girls with big booties yes, but that isn't a drunk or sober thing that's a being a single guy thing.

If you're drunk enough, a hole is a hole.

...ok, I'll stop now.

 

Prepare yourself for the impending hangover?

 

(I never had alcohol before so I don't know the protocol.)

You get drunk, then start flirting with everyone regardless of gender. Then you either pass out or go home.

Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life! It's like the whole world wants to bend me over and find me in the alps! Like I'm some sort of shlock receptacle. Well, for all I care, all these miserable failing clods can have a fancy barbecue, WITH A GODDAMN PIG!

I've been to hell a lot of times. It's usually so I can get a bunch of glowing rocks and a bunch of gold.

I think hell and the Nether are two different places.

An interesting episode would be if one of the CMC were to get their cutie marks before the other. We already know the show isn't afraid to break the status quo, and it would make for a good moral that, in my opinion, young people need more of: don't let jealousy drive you to despise others.

Oh my god, yes!!! I've stepped on these things before!!!

 

 

@@Jadefire, @, @@Electrobolt, have you guys?

There's a field right behind my house, and I live in a desert. I'm very well acquainted with those things.

Did somebody say butts?