Shadicus

Ya hear that Pandas are actually carnivores? They're not biologically capable of deriving the proper amount of nutrition from bamboo... yet they refuse to eat anything else. It's why they reproduce so slowly & poorly. They're systems are just that terribly bogged down from eating the wrong foods!

 That's why I suggest domesticated breeding of pandas for food! It's too dumb to live, thus, perfect livestock!

… wait, what does that make me?!!?

That is so weird... I just don’t get that.

Eh, I wouldn’t be opposed, except like you said, they reproduce so slowly it wouldn’t be viable on a large scale.

I require a huge, creepy grin emote. I would use it for so much.

 Lol!