Doc. Volt

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Location
Veneto, Italy
Personal Motto
Con l'ala tesa a gloria o morte. (with outstretched wing to glory or death)
Interests
Electronic, High voltage research, i'm also an audiophile and a Red Cross EMT voluntieer

Sports: Hiking, Treking, Climbing, Fishing, Gimkana with my Vespa, used to cycle and swim

Favourite gender of Music: Classical, Swing, Rock & Roll, Rock, Metal

Favourite Scientist: Nikola Tesla

Favourite movies: Shooter, Gone with the wind

Favourite place: The Alps, everywhere on them

Hobbies: being on duty in the red cross of course!!!! Building rockets, building Vaccum tube amplificators, building Tesla Coils

Favourite cars: Ferrari Italia, Lotus Elise, Dodge charger

Favourite motorbike brands: Ducati, Motoguzzi, Piaggio (only Vespa!!!)

Favourite weapons: Beretta ARX-160, Berretta 92fs Inox, Kar98k

Favourite planes/jets: Eurofighter Thyphoon,Boeing 737/100

Favourite Language: Venetian

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Doc. Volt

BAD JOKES NIGHT! POST YOUR BAD BAD JOKES HERE! I START! What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?? Sister Matic ...
- January 27, 2014
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2. Doc. Volt
  
  Two carabinieris living in two buildings facing each other.
  
  One day, one says to the other: "Hey Gianni!, you're an idiot! At night you'd better close the blinds.
  
  Yesterday I saw you fucking your wife "
  
  And another: "You are the idiot!!!! Yesterday I was not even at home!!!"
  
  January 27, 2014
3. Doc. Volt
  
  a carabiniere call the airport information desk: "How long is the flight Bologna-Roma?".
  
  The receptionist: "Just a second ...".
  
  And the policeman: "Thank you" and hangs up.
  
  January 27, 2014
4. Sweet Pen
  
  Ask me if I have a banana in my ear.
  
  Do you have a banana in your ear?
  
  I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.
  
  January 27, 2014