Doc. Volt

I'm nerd (nope) :<

Why computers seem female:

-- No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

-- The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

-- The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."

-- Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

-- As soon as yo...

-- As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories.

Why computers seem male:

-- They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

-- They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time, they are the problem.

-- As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.

-- In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

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