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About Doc. Volt

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    Italian Red Cross EMT - Electronic Engineer student
  • Birthday 1993-10-29

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  • Location
    Veneto, Italy
  • Personal Motto
    Con l'ala tesa a gloria o morte. (with outstretched wing to glory or death)
  • Interests
    Electronic, High voltage research, i'm also an audiophile and a Red Cross EMT voluntieer

    Sports: Hiking, Treking, Climbing, Fishing, Gimkana with my Vespa, used to cycle and swim

    Favourite gender of Music: Classical, Swing, Rock & Roll, Rock, Metal

    Favourite Scientist: Nikola Tesla

    Favourite movies: Shooter, Gone with the wind

    Favourite place: The Alps, everywhere on them

    Hobbies: being on duty in the red cross of course!!!! Building rockets, building Vaccum tube amplificators, building Tesla Coils

    Favourite cars: Ferrari Italia, Lotus Elise, Dodge charger

    Favourite motorbike brands: Ducati, Motoguzzi, Piaggio (only Vespa!!!)

    Favourite weapons: Beretta ARX-160, Berretta 92fs Inox, Kar98k

    Favourite planes/jets: Eurofighter Thyphoon,Boeing 737/100

    Favourite Language: Venetian
  1. sigh.. why do i feel so fucking sad... it is not normal for me

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    2. Malinter


      take something pretty big to keep you down Volt, whats up?

    3. M'aiq the Liar

      M'aiq the Liar

      whats wrong man?

    4. galaxysquid


      Awww no sadness! *hugs*

  2. Life's a bastard you know?

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    2. hariyaMakusu2



      HOLD ON

      Life = God's creation

      Bastard = Parent wasn't married to other parent

      Life is the combo of the son, the father, and the holy spirit or something

      So, the son is the son of the father. THEREFORE, the holy spirit is not married to god.


    3. GrauWitz


      Most of the time

    4. Untitled Goose Q

      Untitled Goose Q

      When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! *gets engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns life's house down*

  3. gotta go to my gramma ad fix her washig machine guy... yep... see you later!!

  4. another of those "what the fuck" thread showed up... sigh.. bronies..

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    2. DragonAria


      it's not funny, it's scary!

    3. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      nightmares forever.. chairs eating me

    4. DragonAria



  5. Dear princess Celestia today i discovered that i was right: Equestrian beer sucks. ponie here do not know what is a real beer. please help them teleporting some Bavarian beer or some Heieneken your faitfull favourite anonymous alcoholic
  6. I had a dream that you were banned again, and we were all getting mad about it.

    1. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      just follow my current status update and it will get true XD

    2. Super Sand Legend

      Super Sand Legend

      Well I don't exactly want it true do I. Was just another weird dream.

    3. Super Sand Legend

      Super Sand Legend

      And we all got mad because of it too.

  7. i don't understand why i keep finding avatars with communist symbols and i can't post my oc with an iron cross on his neck... mah....

    1. Super Sand Legend
    2. The Crimson Cross

      The Crimson Cross

      People will get the wrong ideas. Silly, silly people.

    3. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      ja probably... i still have my grand grand father's one... sooo shining...

  8. I just realized of a terrible terrible terrible thing D:

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    2. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      yep i know :( i will die without coffee :( it has been nice to know all of you guys.... teabye

    3. The Crimson Cross

      The Crimson Cross

      I'm all for tea, but no coffee in the morning is the bane of my existence.. XD

    4. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      coffe is for me like adrenaline and antrophine is for an asystolic heart

  9. and after all of that bullshit and not even a single call today, i am gonna burn myself some pasta, see you later!

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    2. DragonAria


      Cool, I have to cook too today'^^

    3. DragonAria


      and that will be a disaster:D

    4. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      lol ehi i am no master chef but my Ragù is bether than my mother's

  10. What did the EMT say to the stroke patient with left side paralysis? You're going to be all right!!! BWHAHAAH! goodmorning guys!

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    2. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      The third medic, a Home doctor, pipes up and says, "I wish to be a thousand times smarter, in order to best help all the patients that I must care for, genie."


      The genie cocks an eyebrow at him and says, "Are you quite sure that that is your wish?" "Yes, that is my wish! A thousand times smarter", asserts the third medic.


      "Very well! The most noble wish of all! Granted!!", booms the genie and he waves his hands.

    3. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      The doctor is now an EMT.

    4. The Crimson Cross
  11. Go to your bed, now.

  12. gonna hit the hay! goodnight friends! i wub you all! stay away from hacksaws!

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    2. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      i know, that is why i said that XD and you know at what word i am refering at *wink wink* XD XD kidding

    3. HeartFeltPuma23



      XD (jk)

    4. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      ve terrun!! XD ahahahah kidding, no offence intended XD

  13. trollin' trollin' trollin'

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    2. The Crimson Cross

      The Crimson Cross

      It's hard to tell if some of them are even legit, they're so stupid lol.

    3. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      XD i loved the one where a fat guy asked his friend to suction away his fat using an undustrial vacuum cleaner XD aspired out all the intestine BWHAHAHAHAHAHA SOOOOO AWESOME or the guy who broke the circular saw and sawed in hlaf his friend XD

    4. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      imho half are fake, still i find it extremely funny

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