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  1. sigh.. why do i feel so fucking sad... it is not normal for me

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    2. Malinter

      Malinter

      take something pretty big to keep you down Volt, whats up?

    3. M'aiq the Liar

      M'aiq the Liar

      whats wrong man?

    4. galaxysquid

      galaxysquid

      Awww no sadness! *hugs*

  2. Life's a bastard you know?

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    2. hariyaMakusu2

      hariyaMakusu2

      OOH

      HOLD ON

      Life = God's creation

      Bastard = Parent wasn't married to other parent

      Life is the combo of the son, the father, and the holy spirit or something

      So, the son is the son of the father. THEREFORE, the holy spirit is not married to god.

      SCIENCE

    3. GrauWitz

      GrauWitz

      Most of the time

    4. Untitled Goose Q

      Untitled Goose Q

      When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! *gets engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns life's house down*

  3. gotta go to my gramma ad fix her washig machine guy... yep... see you later!!

  4. another of those "what the fuck" thread showed up... sigh.. bronies..

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    2. DragonAria

      DragonAria

      it's not funny, it's scary!

    3. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      nightmares forever.. chairs eating me

    4. DragonAria

      DragonAria

      I WON'T SLEEP TONIGHT

  5. Dear princess Celestia today i discovered that i was right: Equestrian beer sucks. ponie here do not know what is a real beer. please help them teleporting some Bavarian beer or some Heieneken your faitfull favourite anonymous alcoholic
  6. i don't understand why i keep finding avatars with communist symbols and i can't post my oc with an iron cross on his neck... mah....

    1. Super Sand Legend
    2. The Crimson Cross

      The Crimson Cross

      People will get the wrong ideas. Silly, silly people.

    3. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      ja probably... i still have my grand grand father's one... sooo shining...

  7. I just realized of a terrible terrible terrible thing D:

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    2. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      yep i know :( i will die without coffee :( it has been nice to know all of you guys.... teabye

    3. The Crimson Cross

      The Crimson Cross

      I'm all for tea, but no coffee in the morning is the bane of my existence.. XD

    4. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      coffe is for me like adrenaline and antrophine is for an asystolic heart

  8. and after all of that bullshit and not even a single call today, i am gonna burn myself some pasta, see you later!

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    2. DragonAria

      DragonAria

      Cool, I have to cook too today'^^

    3. DragonAria

      DragonAria

      and that will be a disaster:D

    4. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      lol ehi i am no master chef but my Ragù is bether than my mother's

  9. What did the EMT say to the stroke patient with left side paralysis? You're going to be all right!!! BWHAHAAH! goodmorning guys!

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    2. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      The third medic, a Home doctor, pipes up and says, "I wish to be a thousand times smarter, in order to best help all the patients that I must care for, genie."

       

      The genie cocks an eyebrow at him and says, "Are you quite sure that that is your wish?" "Yes, that is my wish! A thousand times smarter", asserts the third medic.

       

      "Very well! The most noble wish of all! Granted!!", booms the genie and he waves his hands.

    3. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      The doctor is now an EMT.

    4. The Crimson Cross
  10. gonna hit the hay! goodnight friends! i wub you all! stay away from hacksaws!

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    2. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      i know, that is why i said that XD and you know at what word i am refering at *wink wink* XD XD kidding

    3. HeartFeltPuma23

      HeartFeltPuma23

      Zitto,polentone!

      XD (jk)

    4. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      ve terrun!! XD ahahahah kidding, no offence intended XD

  11. trollin' trollin' trollin'

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    2. The Crimson Cross

      The Crimson Cross

      It's hard to tell if some of them are even legit, they're so stupid lol.

    3. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      XD i loved the one where a fat guy asked his friend to suction away his fat using an undustrial vacuum cleaner XD aspired out all the intestine BWHAHAHAHAHAHA SOOOOO AWESOME or the guy who broke the circular saw and sawed in hlaf his friend XD

    4. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      imho half are fake, still i find it extremely funny

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    2. M'aiq the Liar

      M'aiq the Liar

      It isn't overreaction, it is hope. People doomsay on this sort of scale because they have become so disenfranchised with the current society, but lack the will to change it. Deep down, most modern people want the end of the world.

    3. Super Sand Legend

      Super Sand Legend

      Yeah, I want it in the form of zombie apocalypse.

    4. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      well everyone wants the end of the world or some natural disaster, that is the main reason why i am in the red cross BWHAHAHAAHAH

  12. i am tired and sleep... wanna sleep with me? X

    1. Untitled Goose Q

      Untitled Goose Q

      No, sorry. I swing the other way.

    2. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      me too but i didn't say anyhting about stuff. god i am so tired..

    3. Untitled Goose Q

      Untitled Goose Q

      *knocks you out*

  13. omg your shark ponies are sooooooooooooooooo cuteeeeeeee arghh

  14. Prozac.

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    2. DragonAria

      DragonAria

      No fair, in my competitions they just give food>:/

    3. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      eheh it is eays to switch from a .22 to a .22lr *wink wink* so they must be sure that everyone is shooting the same shit

    4. DragonAria

      DragonAria

      heheh^^ in archery you can't cheat>:|

  15. Dear Princess Celestia today i learnt that Vodka is 20% tastier if drank from a watermelon your faitfull favourite anonymous alcoholic
  16. stuff to study, see you later

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    2. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      no really! XD fuck you XD sigh... i miss my gyrooooo

    3. ShadowFoxz

      ShadowFoxz

      aww, where is that gyro-copter?

    4. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      at the hanagr of the club, but agian with study work, bad weather etc the last time i fflew that was almost last year!

       

  17. i forgot to say goodmorning lol... so good midday XD

  18. welp guys, had enough fun and bullshit for tonight, see you!!! buonanotte!

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    2. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      lol scs lurking in my profile.. gonna get banned soon for no reason XD

       

      and what nightmare sis? Oo

    3. Sweet Pen

      Sweet Pen

      nightmares that i don't wanna talk about it.

    4. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      ngh i need to really go now, 2.30 and tomorow work :( send me a pm if you feel, i will reply tomorow :( take care please :( goodnight sister *hugs you tightly*

  19. Polaris is fucking with my brain tonight..

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    2. GrauWitz

      GrauWitz

      @Penny

      I'm sorry Pen, I'm afraid I can't do that

       

      @Volty

      I don't why we're discussing this XD

    3. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      cause i have nightmares of back when i heard "maximum angle of attack" on the C-27j when i was in the army lol

    4. GrauWitz
  20. lol i love "1000 ways to die" this show is fucking awesomeeeeee

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    2. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      or the russian mafia retards who mixed the vodka with acid XD

    3. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      or the russian mafia retards who mixed the vodka with acid XD

    4. Super Sand Legend

      Super Sand Legend

      Haha. You know vodka is made with potatoes.

  21. wtf am i the only one who likes cops? oh well.. America... http://mlpforums.com/topic/105650-how-do-you-all-feel-about-cops/

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    2. GrauWitz

      GrauWitz

      Well, we the normal police (Garda), the Emergency Response Unit (the closest thing we have to a SWAT team) and the Traffic Corps. Small amount of groups? Yes. Mediocre? Far from it

    3. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      oh yeah all of those have their special groups as well, here the "GIS"of carabinieri(gruppo intervento speciale: special intervention group), anti mafia unit

       

      http://multimedia.quotidiano.net/data/images/gallery/2012/34803/12052493.jpg

       

    4. GrauWitz

      GrauWitz

      Oh, and we also have the "Customs", which basically do the same thing as your "Guardia di finanza"

  22. why Chicago Fire makes me giggle lol?

    1. The Crimson Cross

      The Crimson Cross

      It's a decent enough show. Haven't seen it all that much though.

    2. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      pfft some of those shits XD ane emt-b doing a tracheotomy??? XD

    3. The Crimson Cross

      The Crimson Cross

      Wow, I need to watch that show more often.. XD

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