Doc. Volt

Dear princess Celestia

today i discovered that i was right: Equestrian beer sucks. ponie here do not know what is a real beer. please help them teleporting some Bavarian beer or some Heieneken

your faitfull favourite anonymous alcoholic

here a pic of my ponysona

everything else, bio etc is all in the signature! (or at this link)

http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/doctor-electron-volt-r4961

this is my only chanche of having a cute sketch of my oc XD XD, anyway even if you don't pick mine, still thank you for the oppportunity! and keep up, i love your style

Dear Princess Celestia

today i learnt that Vodka is 20% tastier if drank from a watermelon

your faitfull favourite anonymous alcoholic

it is a long way to the top if ya wanna volt

eat it

i thought all ponies were naked.. no worry.. your fur covers you..

you kidding? death is a gift after a while!

I’d love to do a 12 lead on you

You’ve got beautiful veins

Sit back and relax…I fix broken hearts.

Those clothes look uncomfortable… need me to cut them off for you?

Baby you’re so sweet you’re gonna put me in Diabetic ketoacidosis!!!

I’m an EMT, I know your body better then you do!

You know, I’ve been highly trained to stick things into people…

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

I can make your heart skip a beat.  No really, I’m certified to do it!

Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

@,

since i am an emt.

I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?

Is Your name wi-fi? Because I can feel a connection between us.

i love you for *picks out a list * uhm... *put finger on a random line* "you smell sexy"

wtf is this shit?

earth pony

mick jagger

I love you because I always laugh at your interesting sense of humour! 

i quote and turn it to you

10/10

why not? i am discussion on  a status to how to fuck the rain so i guess that this will no matter anymore