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Doc. Volt

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  1. @@arkman575, "awww.. i'd loved to see you trying that way! ih ih kidding kidding... pfftt... " As he spoke Volt took from a cabinet some small metal balls "smoke bomb and flash bang... will be usefull i think.. the only ready stuff i have yet... any nice plan Seth? or we just go there and bring hell on earth?"
  2. ehi how are you holding up mate?

    1. Aerodynas

      Aerodynas

      I'm okay man, hbu?

  3. @@Polaris, Volt watched in amusement the fight, with nonchalance he walked near the weird creature still laing down, placing an hoof on one head, and the other in the other not wounded head, shocking them "this will give us valuable time brown unicorn, i didn't need your help but still i am forced to thank you. You happen to know the location on my tool bag?" Volt asked in a cold and almost asettic voice looking right into Polaris' eyes "i also appear to be lacking a perfectinoned plan to leave this ship, would you be so kind to free my wings from this iron contraptions?"
  4. Eyho guys i am back so, today was pretty much another "interesting" day in the Whiskey 8 and Charlie 8-6 ambulance of the italian red cross i drive why so? well first a regular transport from an hospital to another turned into an emergency since the patient had an hearth failure caused by an infarct.. we did what was in our power... his body is alive.. i hope he will get better.. it is very rare for a man of his age to survive an infarct.. so maybe god was with him... then... a fucking moron, decided that it was a nice idea to stay behind an ambulance to save on fuel... unluckily he didn't break in time, destroing our back, the bumper and piercing trough the doors almost injuring my collegue... that fucking retard now has a wrecked emrcedes and a cut in half driving licence... so i got swapped to another ambulance to save the day and then... here it is.... the woman.. called us into a bar this poor... human case... a 43 years woman, that always had some psycological problems... his husband cheated on her with another man.. caught and transfered to her HIV virus, she is in the first AIDS stage, she slowly and slwoly got insane, her anxiety attacks not helping her.. and then schifreny... hearing voices inside her and shit... she had an anxiety attack that turned into a raptus destroing half of the bar... we arrived with the police as well... only Valium saved the day... sigh poor creature... i could feel her pain... but what happened to her was horrible.. so, now i am home, tired but ready for another service! thank you for the attention and remmeber than there is always someone feeling and living worse than you! bye!
  5. hiv, psicotic, schizzofrenic, anxious, ex drug addict... cut her vein... and i repeat... she has aids... sigh... i am so tired... and 3 hours to go

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    2. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      nah it is category kilo-charlie aka psychiatric service, she is alive of course, police helped us as well, long story when i get home i will blog the full story

    3. StormBolt24

      StormBolt24

      Friend... I am worried of your silent.... Is everything alright?

    4. Wayzer
  6. fuck... sigh i crashèd the ambulance :( well... an idiot landed on me... broke the back bumper and doors... my boss will shoot me... this day is sucking... first the heart failure now this

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    2. StormBolt24

      StormBolt24

      I'm sorry to hear that mate.

    3. Commander Tangent

      Commander Tangent

      *huggles you tight*

       

      Shit man, that sucks :(

    4. Wayzer

      Wayzer

      fuckdaslkfjlk;asdjflasd;jfkl!!!!!!

  7. @@arkman575, "ahem... you are a she.. remmeber? and they are dog.. right? i think that they would either try.. stuff... or end up in something bad... either i can try to steal some gems from them.. diplomacy is no use.. wait maybe you have some femmine way of convince dogs i am not aware off ih ih ih ih" Volt said smirking
  8. Wow.. i completely failed here! i thought that being nice and cheerfull was the way to get attention! but it is the other way arouna bwah bwha.. ok.. really.. i don't give a damn XD i am better than this of course, hello everypony! it is 7 am outisde is raining and i am in service in the ambulance, see you! bhhhhhhhhhaaa!

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    2. Wayzer

      Wayzer

      well at times it seems so. Stay frosty my friend! Talk to ya today!

    3. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      too much frosty! it is cold! btw go and check my new picture! i have the new team leader suit!

       

    4. Wayzer

      Wayzer

      heck pal you're a team leader!? that's terrific! *BROHOOF!*

  9. @, from a real italian i's love say two things 1) your gangster look is wrong XD never show your gun to make yourself cool, show it only to scare others, that's what mafia does XD (kidding you look cool) 2) fucking nice flag you have on your back XD XD
  10. @@StormBolt24, "you did what? and why? ListenTime Rider, i don't care, we never let a pony down, nor we will for a visitor from an another planet or dimension, nor for a FRIEND ok? we are princesses, we may not be strong as your race or him, but se will help you" because this is how we do it in Equstria!"
  11. Well, this tired and retard pegasus is going to sleep, see you tomorow guys!

    1. ShadowFoxz
    2. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      maw maw! buonanotte! ^^

    3. GrauWitz

      GrauWitz

      Goodnight Volty! But first, *dive hugs Volty*

  12. sigh.. i miss you so much on the forum
  13. @@Lightning Bliss, i now want to taste a rainbow... XD candyyyyy awesome drawn XD
  14. sorry for my retarded and stupid face but i was tired today... so.. and i finally got the new suit YAY!! (old suit as comparison)
  15. @@Lightning Bliss, Volt took every punch, every single one, trying to not moan and not show his pain, after a shile, he tried to stand still on his hooves, closing his eyes and clearing his mouth from the blood, the broken pegasus was looking at the ground, with his mane covering his eyes, after a while he spit some blood on the ground, and smirking he said: "is.. umpff.. is this all you got? ngh.. i espected more.." As he spoke he readied all of his muscle for another ride on the pain train, but this time, his hooves were sending small and almost invisible sparks, the plan was to stun the attacker as soon as he was in range
  16. @@StormBolt24, "so.. if we help you... he will turn against all Equestria.. if we don't .. you will lose... but.. he can feel you right?^ maybe we are already in danger.." Celestia said "i want to help him the same.. maybe twilight and her friends can help as well.. we can't let him alone!" luna added
  17. we must take all the shit, and put it into a bull and drink beer

    1. GrauWitz

      GrauWitz

      Hey Volty, feelin' any better? :)

    2. StormBolt24

      StormBolt24

      Whatever that means mate...

  18. gotta go see you later!

    1. Aerodynas

      Aerodynas

      *nuzzles* bye Volty

    2. GrauWitz

      GrauWitz

      Byeee! *cuddles*

  19. CAN'T FUCKING BELIVE THIS!

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    2. Super Sand Legend

      Super Sand Legend

      Is something I would do.

      And if you were to ask anyone in my school they would say I am retarded.

    3. Skeletor Brony

      Skeletor Brony

      "oh yes, find me someone so retarded to waste time posting a status while his finger is bleeding......"

    4. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      .... it is bandaged.. that's why i am posting, it is no more bleeding..... hard t understand i guess :/

  20. Must go once again.. see you!

  21. @@Lightning Bliss, Volt smirked, still holding Nightstrike on his shoulders "little bird in cage uhm? doesn't sound good to my ears... actually.. it sounds like the opposite you know? i have been in cage almost all of my life somehow, and you want me to come back there? nah nah nah my friend, it doesn't work this way, so, will you be so kind to show me the way out? oh yes, and my bag please"
  22. loved your reply

    1. Malinter

      Malinter

      well its true. What good is he wanting to "close wounds" when the person he got banned cannot even read his message.

  23. @@StormBolt24, ""we will help you Time Rider, just me and my syster Luna, nopony else, we don't care if we get in trouble but other ponies will may succumb to hhim if he is really that powerfull... so... in what way can we halp you Time Rider? Shall we go back where you landed and saw the helements?"
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