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Doc. Volt

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  1. @@arkman575, "all the stuff are here probably, the only thing i miss, and the reason why i never built it so far, is that i need a very very very pure crystal,, and for very i mean very.. and i don't know where to get one... probably diamonds dogs.... but they will cost like the whole dam or so! Do you have any ideas? and.... why so? you are so cute! ih ih"
  2. @, ahahah XD XD well mate, you are damn lucky, here i would never been paied XD i just take little no money to drive the medic emergency car on weekends night... and being in the red cross means that we do civil protection service as well... so.. let's go dig into the mud! XD free gym!!
  3. @@arkman575, "i am damn glad that it is still on his feet.." Volt said rubbing his hoof on a wall "and don't worry... your voice is so cute and lovely Seth! " As he spoke Volt took with his theeth a blue print from his back, than another and another one "no, no, no.. oh here it was the weapon i was looking for, no, nope, here it is!" Volt placed on the table a blueprint resembling a belt "so, shall we start?"
  4. just got this email from my commander XD To all the volunteers with paramedic specialization : between public events coverage and 118 (Italian 911) service we are facing one of the toughest weekends of the whole year because the upcoming event and the floods in the nearby zones. I ask you therefore an act of responsibility, knowing that the result of any sacrifice that you will made will be exclusively and directly for the benefit of our local committee of Red Cross : this evening , please contact the referents and make yourself available to cover the many rounds yet discovered. as I've got to say yesterday on the occasion of the 20th anniversary of the operating station in Verona , our strength comes from the good will and sense of responsibility that volunteers like you put in the service on these issues and we are second to none in the province but probably also in the region and maybe in the hole nation. The time has come to give a further demonstration to them, now get out and save some lives I thank you all in advance for what you can do. The Commander in charge Riccardo
  5. @@arkman575, "well that's a simple question.. would you rather work and basically live for lot of time near a male wolf or a female wolf? it is the same Seth! ah ah! Now come on... let's try to find the damn door... this place is a mess really... pfft.. i am too lazy for this!!!" Volt said bucking opend the door to the corridor
  6. @, nooooooooooo you found it! XD XD
  7. after Twilight became Goku Super sayan over 9000 level.. i decide that maybe even my best pony could get to the same level! right? Nurse red Heart is no bucking amused.. i told you... i told you to take the medicine!
  8. after Twilight became Goku Super sayan over 9000 level.. i decide that maybe even my best pony could get to the same level! right? Nurse red Heart is no bucking amused.. i told you... i told you to take the medicine!
  9. blasting Bad Obsession of guns roses in my cublicle... I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! "He said,"You ain't special so who you foolin'? Don't try to give me a line" But I can't stop thinkin' 'bout doin' it one more time But I already left you and you're better off left behind"

  10. Must go back to work or my boss will litterally shoot me XD see you guys! rock on!

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    2. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      a bit? you are rotten mate XD

    3. Wayzer

      Wayzer

      rotten apples to the core

    4. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      taking an apple... to the core... yeah OH SHIT

  11. This is why it is so important for an Italian citizen to compile his tax return in a good manner: At the question: “how many people do you maintain?” a citizen responded: a)2,1 millions of illegal immigrants b)4,4 of jobless persons c)90.000 criminals in 85 jails d)650 idiots in parliament e)… plus those in the European Community he has been told that the document is unacceptable. “why? Did I forgot someone?”

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    2. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      yeah but the humor is true XD

    3. Commander Tangent

      Commander Tangent

      lol, I like your thinking Volt :3

    4. Wayzer
  12. Doc. Volt

    Ask Wayzer

    @@Wayzer, the arx-160? sigh i miss it sooooo much
  13. i fucking need your attention! BWHAHAHAH XD don't make me use that bot again XD

    1. Wayzer

      Wayzer

      whoa pal :P should have send me a pm, that bot is amazing though, it''s a disadvantage of french class

  14. Doc. Volt

    Ask Wayzer

    @@Wayzer,@, ak sucks imho... i mean.. the gun is awesome... but it is red.. bleah beretta or colt? this one will decide your life
  15. @@Wayzer, @@Lightning Bliss, Volt watched the chimera screaming for quite a bit, in amusement "well, i see that you didn't forgot your.. 'touch' 642, uhm you may be usefull... once again" Volt said softly, kicking the chimera in one of his faces to get closer to Nightstrike "where is my bag? i need it if you want to survive and if we want to get out of here. where is it 642? where is my bag?" he said shaking the limp pony "bah buck it... " Volt took Nightstrike on his back and the torch in his theeth, ready to flee out of the door
  16. @@Sks_Burns, usually when i am in ambuylance service i have personal phone emergency/hospital phone car key home key ambulance key hospital keys wallet pocket stetoscope flashlight emergency knife safety belt cutter swiss knife tape band aids 2 black pens a red pen a marker plastified card with parameters for childrens plastified card with radio callsigns and codes my radio (vhf/uhf) a pair of sticks my zippo with the UNIFIL / Leonte Operation logo... i don't smoke anymore, just a memory from when i was in the army (i am italian) earset for the radio a piar of red, orange, green and blue sizes guedel Robin emergency scissor Gps tracker i think it is all when not in service, pretty much the usual stuff plus a multimeter and black insulating tape, you never know when hiking, i have a spare knife, some ropes and my harmonica @, ehi! knives are fucking usefull! jsut immagine to get into a crash with your car! tak! you are free from your safety belt! or you get a wide cut, just put the blade under fire and clean the wound, knives are bucking usefull.. you can't survive without one! plus living in Italy you may need to have the choiche
  17. @@StormBolt24, (awwww sorry.. my stupid mind.... ) "w..wow... that is really... something that sounds bad Time Rider... i.. i don't know who or what this.. person is... and why he wants to do so.. do you have any idea? or somehow we can help you to... fight him? We don't want an enemy powerfull as this, especially if he wants to harm a friend of us!"
  18. @@arkman575, "oh but everypony has a.. pony, as girlfriend or boyfriend, ever saw a pony and a wolf going around togheter? that is way more interesting bwha bwha!" Volt said with a small laught "come on, follow me in the lab" he added smirking "i know you would have prefered the bedroom but we have importatn stuff to do! ih ih"
  19. yaaawn *rubs his nose against the wall* g..goodmorning guys.. m..must.. g..go to work...

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    2. RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      Good morning! Have fun :)

    3. Wayzer

      Wayzer

      what's wrong volty :(

    4. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      i want to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

  20. Oh come on, fuck this, i am not used to be bored! i am gonna shoot a bit in my field with my beretta, see you later

    1. GrauWitz

      GrauWitz

      Try to avoid being arrested while you're at it (only jokin')

    2. RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      You'll shoot your eye out.

  21. Ok let's play a game, (soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0Uhi-kCXM8) you are in a room filled with nazi zombies and you have nothing but the possibilty to spawn a single zombie of the race, shape you want, what do you do?

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    2. Shadling

      Shadling

      Spawn a loaded zombie gun? ^^

    3. Shadling

      Shadling

      Of course!

       

    4. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      XD XD, so we butthurts christians and jews... and if we spam a communist zombie?

  22. @@arkman575, "uhmmmmm from Pony killer to a relationship with a pony uhm uhm, interesting romance isn't it? pffftt ih ih ih " Volt said smirking "sorry.. it is just.. the whole irony of the situation... this morning we were almost dying... now you are a female... and we are talking about this stuff... something is wrong in my head right?"
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