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Doc. Volt

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  1. goodnight everypony :( gotta go earlier tonight... sweet dreams!

    1. Wayzer

      Wayzer

      bye doc! Goodnight pal

  2. sigh... the truth... it burns... stupid test

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    2. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      damn

      on the phone i can't read the last replies... damn... anyway... where

      is him??? there is everypony here but him... that is a clear sign of

      guiltyness!

    3. Polaris

      Polaris

      *Turns into a nuclear powered potato battery and vomits a barrage of nukes, thus destroying the entire world*

    4. GrauWitz

      GrauWitz

      @Volty

      Who's "him". Be specific Volty!

  3. sigh... i am sorry guys... i can't get online anymore for today... i have problems here, both with parents and my self...see you all friends

    1. Messershmitt
    2. GrauWitz

      GrauWitz

      Bye Volty! Don't take any shit from your parents!

      *cuddles*

    3. Malinter
  4. "what kind of paint thinner were you sniffing when you thought of this?"

    1. Malinter

      Malinter

      Ah Top Gear. XD

    2. Wayzer

      Wayzer

      heh nice XD

  5. fuck the world!

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    3. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      oh well we can have a deal for a fair exchange rofl XD

    4. arkman575

      arkman575

      What's up V?

  6. gonna play the bass a bit.. i have a nice rift in my mind right now

  7. sigh.. i need special cuddles... tooo much time has passed.. sigh i need to look for a new gf asap...

  8. *fiuuuuuuuuuuu... BOOOM!* GOODMORNING PONYVILLE! it is 18 degress celsius out there and my ass is a piece of ice, got some stupid parents and hella of work to do, so, time to pack up coffee and go! bai bai!

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    2. Gyruss

      Gyruss

      Stupid status comments and the inability to edit them.

       

      Anyway, yeah. Enjoy your day.

    3. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      thx, you too bro

    4. Wayzer

      Wayzer

      STAHP COMPAAAIIINIIIING!!!!!! 18 degrees is HAAAWT!!!!

  9. dodnight everypony! Yawn.. see you tomorow

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    2. Sweet Pen

      Sweet Pen

      Night, and I guess I won't enter tomorrow

    3. Nameless Knight

      Nameless Knight

      dodnight (lol) I will see you tomorrow

    4. Wayzer

      Wayzer

      dodnight bro!

  10. Brezhnev took Afghanistan. Begin took Beirut. Galtieri took the Union Jack. And Maggie, over lunch one day, Took a cruiser with all hands. Apparently, to make him give it back, now is your time too crimea?

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    2. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      ikr? XD i was jocking man neonazis are evil no more no less than communism

    3. Serbon div
    4. Thunderchild

      Thunderchild

      'And still the dark stain,,spreads between.. their shoulder blades.'

  11. cuddles anypony?

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    2. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      oh well there is pleny of space in my lab down here XD just buy a ticket to italy, i'll offer you the rest XD

    3. DragonKing235

      DragonKing235

      hugs me still tried as hell it is still nice outside thank god i'm still chatting on here because i have nothing better to do today but i'm cool with that.

    4. Mr F

      Mr F

      *Flies to Italy*

      Hooray! :3

  12. brohooves on 245675 years old posts.. feel stalked XD

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    2. Serbon div

      Serbon div

      I don't remember any of your dark art actually...

    3. Sweet Pen

      Sweet Pen

      I had some dark art before the ponies.

    4. DigitalRocket

      DigitalRocket

      damn you must be old

  13. where can i buy an old Mig?

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    2. DragonKing235

      DragonKing235

      now is this about guns

    3. longgone

      longgone

      @Dragon

       

      Well I thought he was talking about the Soviet MIG jet, and I was just expressing by belief that the F-86 Sabre is superior

    4. DragonKing235

      DragonKing235

      oh okay thanks for telling me that now i feel like a egghead lol

  14. he is ok... his car is no more

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    3. FullMetalDash

      FullMetalDash

      Fun fact:The more tanks are produced the more Lada's come in junkyards torched...

      coincidencr? I THINK NOT

    4. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      poor ladas XD

  15. a drunken idiot just felt with his porsche carrera in the ditch in front of y house... gonna help him see you

  16. cuddles? anyone? SPECIAL cuddles anyone else? XD

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    2. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      maow... COCCOLE! have some in italian then XD

    3. FullMetalDash

      FullMetalDash

      *Объятие*Russian hug

    4. Serbon div

      Serbon div

      Mine was just cyrilic, but in English XD Here's a serbian hug *загрљај*

  17. Cold

    1. Bastion

      Bastion

      I'll get some fire for you. :D

    2. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      no shit... you can't regulate the heat on tha sword!

    3. Wayzer

      Wayzer

      if man is cold, man make fire

  18. it appear i am slightly drunk again

    1. Lightwing

      Lightwing

      You don't say?

      *puts "You don't say" face*

  19. going for a ride, how is everypony doing?

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    2. Dark Heart

      Dark Heart

      xD tell me about it

    3. Malinter

      Malinter

      i use lets plays, talking on skype, walks and tea who help me forget my worries.

    4. Wayzer

      Wayzer

      on the vespa?

  20. here it is, where i had fun XD what better place for an hypster mechanics like me? XD http://imgur.com/a/6jv08

  21. i got a jaguar! XD http://i.imgur.com/f1HqNdA.jpg nah i wish

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    2. Commander Tangent

      Commander Tangent

      Polaris......the image you just but in my mind can not be purged.... O_o

    3. Mr F

      Mr F

      @Tangent

      When you point it out like that..... Do even bats have nipples? O_0

    4. Wayzer

      Wayzer

      Me likes them

  22. back from the faire! look at what i found! from ww2! http://i.imgur.com/543Be69.jpg

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    2. HeartFeltPuma23

      HeartFeltPuma23

      Alla fine si arriva sempre a parlare di politica,che in fin dei conti è il vero problema del nostro paese,fanno i colpi di stato e eleggono un nuovo presidente del consiglio e nessuno dice nulla,poi si chiedono perché il paese va a puttane,si dovrebbe cominciare a combattere per migliorare il paese piuttosto che per chi è il miglior calciatore(perché sappiamo entrambi che agli italiani si è fottuto il cervello per quel dannato sport)

    3. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      cazzo ma mi leggi nella mente o sei il mio clone da qualche parte? dio santo i romani avevano panem et circensense, noi abbiamo telegiornali che parlano di stronzate e calcio... e alla fine si, puoi votare chi cazzo vuoi, da berlusconi a renzi, de bossi alla vacca de so mare ad un comunista a un neonazista NON CAMBIA UN CAZZO! ci mangiano tutti in testa..

    4. Wayzer
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