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  1. Doc. Volt

    today... we found a perfect ambulance alarm http://i.imgur.com/nC5ADqL.jpg

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    2. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      but it is an ambulance!

    3. Sweet Pen

      Sweet Pen

      and i have lasers! deal with it!

    4. Wayzer

      Wayzer

      KILL IT WITH FIRE

  2. Doc. Volt

    i am back home, lemme finish some shit and i will be here for ya all

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    2. Sweet Pen

      Sweet Pen

      See the page of my oc, i've finished it :3

    3. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      i've saw it XD it is sooo cute XD but too much me! XD

    4. Sweet Pen

      Sweet Pen

      well, that was the only thing that came in mind x3

  3. Doc. Volt

    going to have an aircut and buy some clothes, see you later!

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    2. Serbon div

      Serbon div

      See ya!

    3. Sweet Pen

      Sweet Pen

      seeya! when ya back, the page of iskra will be finished!

    4. Wayzer

      Wayzer

      aircuts ftw, though what's the point in cutting air?

  4. Doc. Volt
    @@arkman575, "yeah another shut to add to the 'to-do' list... " Volt sighed enetering in the shaft "so what is the plan? find the leader, murder him, and convince everypony else to surrender? or find each and every single one of them?£ Volt asked setting his working suit and his bag, suddenly out of the dam he heard a thunder "uh what? a storm? now? but the sky was clear some seconds ago!!!"
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    @@StormBolt24, "WHAT? i am not rude! i am just awesome!" "wathever..." Volt said to the light blue mare "but really... by dam is very spacious and quite... i guess that everypony in town will like to talk with him.. and i think he is quite stressed for that don't you think so girls? Maybe he should stay with me..." Volt walked near the pony offering his hoof "if ya want, my home is your home.. there is space for your... vehicle too.. there... tomorow we can move it over the dam... maybe who knows.. we can even fix it... " Volt turned locking at the mares who were locking at each othrs in an interrogative way "Ah twilah.. maybe he should decide by his own" Applejack said
  6. Doc. Volt

    i am back.. sigh.. it wasn't a pleasnt day... well it was pretty horrible... sigh...

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    2. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      man... it is my job.... not everypony like this shit! i wasn't shocked for the body at all! heck you must fear the living people not the dead ones! the only stuff that bothered me was the family of the idiot who killed himself.. suicidial people.. really.. i.. i don't say i hate them but... it is coward! you leave your fucking family and friends destroied! it is egoist!

    3. jackleapp81

      jackleapp81

      Well Doc, I tend to be a but more sympathetic towards suicidal people, because I've suffered from medical depression, and I know what it's like to feel like there's no other options. Yes, there are many, many other options to fix bad life situations rather than kill yourself, but it's a state of mind. Once somebody gets to that state, it's incredibly hard to get out of it. That's why it's difficult for me to look at a person who committed suicide and scold them for...

    4. jackleapp81

      jackleapp81

      what they did. Some people are just more prone to entering that...void, I guess I would call it. It's not right, and it's terrible, but it happens.

  7. Doc. Volt

    this... was... the most embarassing call of my entire life...

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    2. Commander Tangent

      Commander Tangent

      Heh. Bolt, you need to keep a blog on this shit XD

    3. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      ask the code 3 bronies :) my group, fmstorm and meirmo do a shittons more than me... and luckily for them, it is their job :( i am just a voluntieer

    4. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      ask

      the code 3 bronies :) my group, fmstorm and meirmo do a shittons more

      than me... and luckily for them, it is their job :( i am just a

      voluntieer

  8. Doc. Volt
    @@arkman575, "interesting... and.. i don't have the slighest idea.. uh almost there, i can see the door.. what was am i saying? oh yes ... why should somepny sabotage an electric dam and flood this DOT of a village on a map? I don't have the slightest idea... but for sure if Celestia were to know it was wolves.... i bet we have to say 'bye bye' to peace beetween the two empires don't ya think so? And for the pegasi of the corporation... i don't know why they are aiding the wolves... i didn't even know that the corporation still existed... here we are..." Volt reached the door, trying to pull it, it noticed it was locked "meh wait a sec" he turned around bucking the door a couple of times "DAMn it!.. Seth would you mind?"
  9. Doc. Volt
    @@StormBolt24, "as already said.." Volt continued "there is plenty of space and rooms in the dam, for all the workers, and it is closer than ponyville, but if ya prefer a real pillow and a real bed then i suggest you to follow those girl.. just decide.." the pegaus ended starting to pack up his stuff "well.. maybe it is better if you come wih us... no offence but.. i think that after all the commotion a more friendly place should be the best.." Twilight said to Volt who shrugged
  10. Doc. Volt

    ok guys, i am off to the ambulance! seee you this afternoon!

  11. Doc. Volt
    @@Lightning Bliss, ARGH! CUTENESS OVERLOAD! i can't stand cuteness anymore arghh! Arkman! shoot me in the leg! quick! XD remember when u said you are not a godness? well that's because you are chuck norris Blissy... you made god! this is incredible!
  12. Doc. Volt

    i'm off to bed guys, tomorow i am on ambulance turn... yay! see you tomorow evening!

    1. Sweet Pen

      Sweet Pen

      nighty volty!

    2. GrauWitz

      GrauWitz

      Goodnight! *snuggles you lovingly*. Be sure to get revenge on your parents! XD

  13. Doc. Volt

    where is my angel?

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    2. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      comfy and soft aren't them? eh XD

    3. Sweet Pen

      Sweet Pen

      comfy and soft clouds, th- *sleeps*

    4. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      awwwwww *takes a blanket from his bag and covers her* goodnight pen ^^

  14. Doc. Volt
    @@StormBolt24, "uhm uhm.. i see" Dash turned to her friends making circles with his hoof near her head "he is nut.." she whispered "ahem.. maybe.. we all need to relax ok? we will talk about what happened tomorow... is ok everypony? It is not safe.. to stay in the Everfree at night.. if you want to come with us... we can give you a bed and an home for a while ok? Tomorow we can talk about what is going on here.. sounds good?" Twilight said putting her hoof on the pony shoulder "ahem.. it is better for me if i return to work.." Volt cut short "but i want to check this thing out tomorow... it intrigues me.. i guess that there is plenty of space in the Ponyville electric dam for him.. after all i am almost the only worker.. if he please.. he can stay with me... it is the same for me by the way.."
  15. Doc. Volt

    did u know? equines are not ruminatns, that's mean that, even if they prefer grass and vegetables, they can still eat meat! awesome isn't it? XD

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    2. GrauWitz

      GrauWitz

      They eat horse me- Er, I mean porkchops! XD

    3. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      horse meat is awesome! so tasty! i like it a little baked, so it keeps the blood... yum i loooove ettt

    4. Sweet Pen

      Sweet Pen

      Makin' Horse Meat

  16. Doc. Volt

    uhm.. 23.40.. time for a coffee

    1. Sweet Pen

      Sweet Pen

      is tea time doktor!

  17. Doc. Volt
    "sir... really.. it is important! those are the elements of the armony! they are indispendable for all Equestria! who are you? why are they them?" "AH Twili... ah think yah scaring him... let him breathe ahok?" Applejack said locking around for her friend's eyes "m.. maybe.. maybe we should... should leave" Fluttershy whispered to herself "Nah! this guy is awesome for sure for flying in something like that! He can't be a treath!" The rainbow maned mare landed near the pony shacking his shoulder "yo buddy! what is your name? and why are the elements there?"
  18. Doc. Volt

    i am back

    1. Sweet Pen

      Sweet Pen

      yay! :3

    2. StormBolt24

      StormBolt24

      Welcome back. I gtg in 30mins ;c

    3. Commander Tangent

      Commander Tangent

      Welcome back man :)

  19. Doc. Volt
    @@StormBolt24, "ehi there is my elemenet here!" Pinkie shouted bounching on the head of Volt and slipping near the unknow pony "and all the other too! and strange letters! uh is this a secret way to a sper secret party for a super super secret cake?!?!" "PINKIE! ZIP YAR MOUTH!" Appeljack shouted "uhm... ehm sir? sir? why.. why are .. the elements.. THE ELEMENTS! WHY ARE THEM ON THAT ROCK???" Twilight screamed looking at the rock "Meh.. i should have staid home.." mumbled Volt to himself
  20. Doc. Volt
    @@StormBolt24, The seven rather scared ponies glared at the ball and the pony sitting near it "ehm... is.. is everyhting ok?.. Who.. who are you? what was that crystal in the air sir?" Twilight asked steeping a but toward the unknow pony "wee he has some sort of big ballon there! he can't be a bad pon.." "not now ah Pinkie" Applejack said putting her hoof in the pink pony's mouth "were... oh darling.. were those.. the elements of harmony?" Rarity asked "WHAT?"
  21. Doc. Volt

    slow internet is witchcraft...

    1. Sweet Pen

      Sweet Pen

      my internet is falling everytime

  22. Doc. Volt
    @@StormBolt24, Volt could hear some hoofstepscoming from behind him "aw horseshit.. what is that now?" he could see five mares.. one yellow pegasus being pulled by her tail by a jumping pink earth pony ".. GO AWAY IT IS DANGEROUS!" Volt shouted "they are my friends! Hey girls! look! an alien! " Volt facehoofed "hello dashie.. what is all of that commotion? Fluttershy was hiding with her animals.. something very noisy must have crashed around here" "INDEED! THERE IS AGREEN CRYSTAL FLOATING TOO!" "what??"
  23. Doc. Volt
    @@StormBolt24, "WHAT THE !?!?" The two pegasi shouted togheter seeing a green crystal floating over the ball and a pony peeking his face out of the object, they both jumped behind a brush "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?? A PONY?!? INSIDE A STAR???" "stttttt! be quite! maybe.... maybe it is some kind of transport device.." "A BALL FROM THE SKY IS NOT A TRAIN!" "sttttt Luna damn it! He is a pony right.. maybe we should just ask.."
  24. Doc. Volt
    @@StormBolt24, "maybe we should open it.." "open what?" "the star! it sound like empty!!" "but... i don't think it is a good idea!" "you said you are an engineer or some sort off egg head stuff!" "uh.. ok ok.... i'll try.. but.. this is wrong ... i am sure..." Volt opened his work bag, pulling out a propane torch, as soon as he reached the ball.. the torch exploded "WHAT THE HAY??" "Look! maybe that's a door!" "a door? are you insane rainbow mare?" "it is Rainbow Dash! the fastest pegasus of all Equstria!" "whatever..."
  25. Doc. Volt
    @@arkman575, "woah that's awesome... and... do you actually.. talk... howling? uh sorry... i should ask all of this... i am just too curios i guess..." Volt locked toward the forest "and.. i'd really like to know why.. wolves.. and the pegasi from the corporation.. it doesn't make any sense at all... you.. you growled something to them on our first envounter.. what did they said?"
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