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maowmaow hallllo!!
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mega thread Rate the Avatar of the User Above You!
Doc. Volt replied to EmbodimentOfCringe's topic in Forum Games
i.. i don't get it... sorry 7/10 -
cheerfull 8/10
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meh guys, i think i am off to bed!!! see you tomorow! never stop fighting!
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@, aw hell... really? damn they would be an awesome weapon.. then i guess that *opens wings* i will be flying away!
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@, yeah i wish there were still those shits i would really really like to try to get in... i have quite some nice ideas i would like to implements... btw... i have a jammer... you are screwed i guess!
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@, ah ok, my bad, sorry watching those stuffs here was really hard
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@, nah on the 4th series it got replaced by Mr Psycho
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@, it took fire.. and i am an engi remember? XD
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mah.. i just wanted free candies
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I feel happy now... and i want to repost this here for all to share... In italian "wish" is called "desiderio", which comes from the latin "desiderium", which means "lack of stars", because your wishes, are like stars lacking from the sky, you have to reach it, hardly beliving, hadly fighting.. to place your star on it... now you may understand why my personal motto is "virtute siderum tenus", with value.. towards the stars... with value we fight.. with...
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If i was 0.1% of how she is... i would be a 9999999999999999 times a better person.. really... she is so awesome guys.. you can't even immagine how...
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my mood right now:
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Cars.. are.. art...
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Today a guy told me that i am retard becuase all of my friends are idiots, criminals and sons of bithces... i told him that he can't judge me for my friends, jeez! look at what kind of friends Judas had!!! XD
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Your waifu Pony comes home drunk as a skunk, what do you do?
Doc. Volt replied to Azureth's topic in Sugarcube Corner
Berry Punch enters drunk in my home me loweres the newspaper "oh hello there... did you have fun?" "am i pink? i mean do i look pink?" "yes darling.. the bath is already warm" "i hate you you fag cunt!" "i love you too Berry" *nuzzles her* you mean, normal day? XD nah kidding Pinkie or berry punch drunk? i bet it would be the best day in my life XD -
Time for a chocolate!
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@@arkman575, Volt’s face morphed into a grin “eh eh, you will see Seth” Volt started to discharge all of his stored energy on the control panel, as he did, a transformer near the door started to hum “you see Seth, have you ever tried to drop water on a frying pan filled with boiling oil? Good, figure this out, and multiply it by a factor on one thousand” A siren started to fill the air as some spark came out of the transformer, soon, a dark gray fog was all around the machinery “we will do the same, just with insulating oil… at over 3000 C°” The Knocks on the metal door started to increase as more and more foes was trying to break in “when you see the water, just run toward it ok? Locate where it is flowing, and try to emerge… the damn is almost 30 meters tall from this side… I am sure we can do it….” The door broke down, revealing a big number of angered Wolves, they didn’t have even the time to aim, as Volt saw their noses, he opened the last inverse flow valve from the big pump, steam erupted with a brutal violence from the pipe that his friend bended, covering them and hitting the transformer (watch to the end XD) For a millisecond, flames, steam and flesh were mixing together, as the time almost stopped, the transformer exploded sending pieces everywhere, ripping away pipes and creating an huge breach on the opposite wall… the wall on the hydro basin side “NOW! RUN SETH! RUN BEFORE THE FLOW PUSHES US AWAY!” Volt shouted trotting towards the hell of boiling insulating oil in flames and water
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I'M GONNA KICK SOME CAPITALISTS ASSES TODAY!
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LOOK AT THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!!! HOW THEY DARE???? http://earlyradiohistory.us/tesla.htm
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maow?
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fuck! i should not listen to emancipator in train! i now feel like i have just returned from equestria into this damn big caotic city argh! ... i need a beer
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fuck! i should not listen to emancipator in train! i now feel like i have just returned from equestria into this damn big caotic city argh! ... i need a beer
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yo guys, da Volts is on tha way to the train station, see you this evening, bah bye!
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@@arkman575, "i guess i will stop complaining on how much my job is boring.." Volt said locking at the pipes in the ceiling "uhm most of them are for th steam of the pressurelevelator... uhm those goes up with the condensers, no wait... those others are liquid.. that means.." Volt knocked on a pipe to hear its sound "... i have an idea Seth.. but it is pretty risky... if it works... those guys on the other side of the door will have a very bad day and they will help us getting out... are you ready?" Volt said finishing som mental equations "yeah, pull down that green painted pipe, all way down if you can, i want it to touch the door" Volt asked while opening a control panel near the last valve "steam is water right? water conducts electricty right? let them see what happens when a slow-blo fuse meets an high voltage alternate flow eheh" the insane pegasus placed one hoof on the panel and the other on the valve "when shit happens.... take an huge breath and be ready to swim out Seth.. this wall... is right on the high level of the river out of the dam... i hope you are able to swim.. we are gonna get a liltte soaked very soon... or roasted..."
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Nuclear Warhead - handle with care
