legionbrony

Valentine's Day isn't that great. Even if you're in a relationship I don't see why it's great. What is great about it? Nothing!

Silver noted the arrival of others in their party, clearly distinguishable by their foreign clothing or just their sheer out-of-place factor, with a calm, emotionless glance. His eyes tended to give one the feeling that they were being judged, which was absolutely not inaccurate most of the time.

Silver, ignoring the mug and the waiter, dropped aforementioned scroll unceremoniously onto the table in front of North Arrow as an answer. He then lifted all of the items out of his bag, some quite perplexing in nature (such as several books and other things that were not really recognizable, or seemed rather useless, like a container labeled 'salt'), shook them out, and dumped a bunch of sand out of the saddlebag, with a facial expression that gave away little beyond the fact that he was not particularly happy. Then again, he was rarely happy enough for it to show, anyways. Finally, after shaking much more sand out of his mane than should have been possible, he spoke, his tone dry. "Yes. The beginning. Of course."

I don't know about you but I don't like people in my bed all that much... :I

You're also a kitty.

I am regular here! And by that I mean I am totally not

Yes, you may ask why. Go ahead! I don't mind

Yes, yes it is :3

I am jokinggggggggg Anyways I blame the artist, it's always their fault amirite

Wow that is offensive sir I will have you know that any comment about my body can and will offend me because I am a young independent red pony who don't need no Godot

That sounds like a reasonable goal. All who agree, say NEIGH

I don't understand, what is our goal here guys? WE NEED A GOAL!

Well assuming everyone here is without clothes, I am not sure I am in xD

I dislike people who are offended by anything gender-specific that's negative in the slightest? I mean. If someone made a thread called 'kinds of guys you hate' I would be just as offended as I was by this thread. That is, not offended.

What kind of games are these? >.>

This thread is so wut. How do I bed? And why is there Roseluck?

No, no I think it's great that you like this and that people can be thoughtful. I'm just saying, I don't trust people I don't know especially if it seems like they are being unusually nice.

I was partially joking Yeah I know people aren't all bad, but I'm not giving up my tendency towards cynicism. If someone offered me a free gatorade I'd check it for drugs first.

Pfff random acts of kindness are things nice people do, nice people don't exist silly

That's why I don't watch the news on television. It's just full of negativity. I made the decision to never watch news when I realized my grandmother is the way she is because she watches Fox News 24/7, and it turned her into a paranoid judgmental depressing negative person. I have no doubt the other news stations would do exactly the same thing, although perhaps you wouldn't sound so ridiculous saying things like "Obama is the antichrist". But still, my point. Not watching news. I get my news from people, and occasionally the internet.

Blackstone and Carin' look at each other, sharing an amused look. "Oh, no," says Blackstone. "No, we know it's not a suicide. But just imagine if Carin' here reported to her superiors and the press that the cause of death was a pony hundreds of yards away or more using magic to do this. Yeah, no, she'd be fired as soon as the words left her lips. Probably locked up somewhere, too. We gotta give them what they want to hear, you know? So even though it makes no sense to us that it could be a suicide, no doubt they will come up with some sort of ridiculous theory all on their own." Since they obviously weren't done, they continued. "Who says wonders have to be good? If you think about it from the perspective of somepony who doesn't believe in magic, don't you think it's a feat or wonder that anypony would be able to do this from so far away?" He shrugs. "Regardless of that, it was certainly thaumaturgy, unless Carin' has found evidence of somepony besides these two in here. And, in case you were wondering, which you probably were, thaumaturgy is the use of magic through an object that has a direct connection to another object or person. Like if you used a doll with somepony's likeness and a bit of them pinned to it to cast magic on them, or you used a strand of somepony's mane to determine their exact location." He tapped his mane. "That's why I keep my combs and brushes clean, folks." "So obviously the killer had some of their DNA. That's all we can determine from this evidence. Carin', anything else?" She looked at some papers. "One was employed by The Gentlecolt, as far as we can tell, and the other was employed at the Velvet Room." "Ah." Blackstone looked grim. "Wonderful. I suppose I'll have to go talk to both of those groups if I'm going to solve this case, too. Oh boy, this day just keeps getting better and better. Not only do I get Red Court twice in one day, but there's a Warlock on the loose, and White is involved..." He sighed.