Wade Barrett

I will bid thee all a permanent farewell now. It has been a pleasure to talk to you all. I will be watching.

I will bid thee all a permanent farewell now. It has been a pleasure to talk to you all. I will be watching.

Well, fuck, look who's back.

England were shit tonight. Still, at least we got a result against Italy where it mattered: World War Two.

Nice to see the Brazilians fall down if a slight whiff of wind hits them. No goddamn way was that a penalty.

Rik Mayall passed away yesterday. Just a reminder that every project he was involved in, from The Young Ones to Bottom to Blackadder, will always be infinitely better than MLP.

Remember kids: A Queen is for life, not just for eight years

Oh, good grief, we get messaged by mods because of excessive swearing now? I'm almost tempted to post that wonderful Stephen Fry quote on the matter.

Your status updates are killing Wade Barrett.

I'm going for the night. If you happen to find me, please return me to the nearest pub.

This is a depressing status update.

I suppose I should put something witty, passive-aggressive or depressing here, but I can't really be arsed.

I'm afraid i've got some bad news.

Rumours of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

I am just going outside and may be some time.

Virgin Media are definitely the worst ISP out there. It's so bad that I want to punch Richard Branson repeatedly in the face and make a necklace out of his oddly white teeth.

Look in my eyes! What do you see? Run for your life, it's George Formby!

Who would win in a fight between George Formby and Rarity? That's easy: George Formby via banjolele-related fatality.

George Formby is love. George Formby is life.

Remember kids: If it's not George Formby, it's crap.

If you're reading this, that means I now legally own your right kidney.

Remember kids: Everyone you cross on the street is planning to kill you. ALWAYS have a plan to kill them first.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO? I'M GOING TO PLAY SOME BANJOLELE, THEN I'LL SLEEP, THEN I'LL PLAY THE BANJOLELE WHILE I SLEEP. #hardcore #shootmeimusinghashtagsandimnotontwitter

YOU'VE GOT THREE GUESSES AS TO WHERE THIS BANJOLELE IS GOING TO GO.

I'd rather be here with the cliques than on Gaia Online with the decaying remnants of a society of lackwitted plebs.