Dark Qiviut

Finished Bottomless Pit! Mabel's story is the best of the four. Finding those truth teeth because she's sick of Stan lying and scheming everyone makes sense, as kids normally have a B&W worldview of lying. The moral presented — sometimes lying is the best solution to solving a problem — is really gray (for a family-friendly show) and nicely framed. Some things, like Stan's gross revelations, are best left unsaid.

If I have to place them all in order, from best to worst (with a grade):

1. Mabel: B+
2. Stan: B-
3. Dipper: B-
4. Soos: C-

Avoid the racial stereotyping, cultural appropriation, and unfortunate implications, and you got something real good.

Grades:

1. Tourist Trapped: A-
2. The Legend of the Gobblewonker: C+
3. Headhunters: A
4. The Hand That Rocks the Mabel: A
5. The Inconceiving: C+
6. Dipper Vs. Manliness: A-
7. Double Dipper: B
8. Irrational Treasure: C
9. The Time Traveler's Pig: A
10. Fight Fighters: A
11. Little Dipper: B-
12. Summerween: A
13. Boss Mabel: B-
14. Bottomless Pit!: B-