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WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ ANYTHING DISGUSTING RIGHT NOW. SERIOUSLY. PLEASE DON'T.
I just fucking threw up over the toilet but it sprayed everywhere. I need to clean it but every fucking movement is torture to my back right now. There's no way I can clean all that. I don't know what to do. It may just be better to let my parents deal with it and accept whatever punishment they have because there's no way I can do it. I can't do anything without it hurting like someone's punching me in the back.
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I mean, if that's what you want I can't stop you, but it really isn't necessary. I was in a bad mood at the time of posting this because my meal had just been ejected from my body and my back was (and still is) hurting. And it made me miss part of the 24 hour Guitar Hero stream I already missed the first couple hours of.
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Quick, someone with the letter E in their name watch this thread for me while I lay down for a bit. Back still hurts from earlier for whatever reason.
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I've just watched someone donate £1,320.03 to a streamer in one stream. Damn.
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It's almost 11 PM. I've been watching this guy play Guitar Hero for over 10 hours now, almost 11. There's still 8+ hours left.
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Me: Why can't I lose weight? I only eat one to two meals per day
Also me: Let's eat all the fucking fried chicken
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How dare you win my birthday D:
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Yeah, they really should add that feature in. As a programmer, I know it's not easy to try to change the base software, but it would be extremely useful. If I can program a webpage just to help my friend post on EQD without his parents seeing pony images everywhere, they can get this done in a few weeks.
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Pretty good episode. 7.1/10 or something
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New episode.... but UKOGmonkey is doing a 24hr stream................
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So here's a summary of what's happened recently
A couple months ago my girlfriend said she wanted to take a break. Since then she started dating some asshole who's done nothing but make her feel like shit.
Really I don't know how to feel about this. I almost want to say she deserves it. Just telling me "we're taking a break" and then dating someone else without saying anything. And leaving me for someone who doesn't seem to care about her at all. 2 days ago, 4 AM. She's crying. I try talking to her but she refuses to talk to me about it (until the next day, when I learned all this). This was after she gave up trying to talk to him because he was ignoring her. He was awake and RPing with someone else. Next day she tries talking to him about it again and he responds with "Oh. I see."
If you're going to leave me for someone else at least choose someone better. Oh, and tell me. Don't just keep me wondering what the hell's going on.
Oh well, back to loneliness woo
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Me: Pony conventions are pretty cool
Also me: Pony conventions are cringy af
hmm...
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Finally got my hair cut
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I did something I'm not proud of.
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I was supposed to get my hair cut today but it's getting late so I don't think it's happening...
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Finally the page loads now that my internet isn't slower than dial-up.
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Hopefully we'll get the WWE Network back soon. My father is supposed to get a promotion at his job sometime soon.
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The number of times I've had to try resetting my password on a website then see that I just didn't remember the specific rules of that website.
Why can't things just list their rules on the sign in screen lol
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We finally stop having 80°F+ weather every day.
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GUYS THEY ADDED A DISPLAY NAME HISTORY BUTTON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Outside: hey it's cold
My room: HEY DO YOU LIKE SUMMER? HERE'S SOME HOT AND HUMID WEATHER JUST FOR YOU, IN YOUR OWN BEDROOM! NO OTHER ROOMS WILL BE AFFECTED, JUST YOURS! SUFFER! SUFFER!!!
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What the buck did you just bucking say about me, you little filly? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Wonderbolt Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret flights in Cloudsdale, and I have over 300 confirmed stunts. I am trained in aerial agility and I'm the top flyer in the entire Cadet Team. You are nothing to me but another finish line. I will race past you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my bucking words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, egghead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of friends across Equestria and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the race, filly. The race that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're bucking dead, filly. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can fly in over seven hundred ways, and that's just on a normal day. Not only am I extensively trained in flips, but I have access to the entire runway of the Cloudsdale Wonderbolt Academy and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little filly. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you featherhead. I will rainboom fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're bucking dead, filly.
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I should be three courses further than I am in school
lol i hate myself for being so lazy
