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A couple months ago, I'd probably have over 50% of my iPod's usage on FaceTime. Now... 0% in the past week. Haven't used it once.
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Trying to finally watch Legend of Everfree but Pinkie's drumming at the end doesn't match perfectly with the music and it's really bothering me. Literally unwatchable.
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Ok I see a lot of low budget commercials at 2 AM in 4:3 but a recent Subaru commercial? Why lol
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I love how far r/me_irl has gone with the u/waterguy12 memes
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There's a fucking spider + web right near my Xbox
That's alright, I didn't want to play anything anyway...
i hate this room
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Haha why is my screen flashing black sometimes
Laptop please don't do this to me
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I swear FH3 intentionally puts more traffic around Drift Zones. 3 cars spawning next to each other right before I get to it? Really?
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Alright so my aunt owes me $50 which I know I'll never see and my parents owe me $50 which I also probably will never see.
$100 stolen from me. nice.
Aunt owes me $50 because I planned on selling an unopened Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock for Wii (with guitar and latest Soundgarden CD) a couple years ago for $50. When my parents finally found someone to sell it to, I went back home after that weekend (lived with aunt and uncle at the time) and looked in my closet. It was gone. My aunt gave it to a cousin... well she said she did. I asked him about it a couple years later when I finally had a chance to and he said he never had Guitar Hero. Either she sold it or she gave it to someone else. Either way it was mine and she owes me $50 for it.
Parents owe me $50 because my grandfather gave me $50 for one of my birthdays (can't remember which, pretty sure it was 2 years ago) and they "borrowed" it over time. Except their version of borrowing is taking without giving back. My father did give me $20 once to pay back a bit but he took it back later.
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Didn't eat all day and then ate 6 servings of Goldfish. (a cracker snack for anyone unfamiliar. i'm not eating pet goldfish).
Turns out one whole bag is 6 servings, meaning I just ate 840 calories worth of Goldfish.
this is the problem.
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My Oblivion disc, which I bought used, has the letter "C" on it, which I can only assume is for someone's name. I wonder who C is...
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Turns out C was the first initial of Calvin, a kid who died in Mississippi from unknown causes. Oblivion was his favorite game, and his parents couldn't keep it lying around as it made them depressed every time they saw it, so they sold it to someone online.
When the buyer, David, put the disc in his Xbox, it started up as normal, Bethesda logo and all. But when he started a new save, everything was just... wrong. He couldn't customize his character. Instead, he was stuck as an oddly realistic character named Calvin. It was way too realistic for Oblivion's graphics, and it looked like a kid.
The character in the prison cell across from his started to say his usual dialogue, but suddenly stopped. He immediately died. Then the Emperor and guards approach the cell as normal. The Emperor starts to talk to him, but his dialogue turned into a horrible screeching sound and the subtitles simply read "HELP ME". The Emperor's face starts melting, skin and blood dripping onto the floor, before he too drops onto the mess, dead. The guards attacked David's character and he quickly died. When he respawned, nothing was the same. It was much darker. On the wall "LET ME OUT" was written in blood.
The Xbox's power button started flashing with 3 bars in red. The "Red Ring of Death", it's called, usually meaning the Xbox is now unusable. The TV changed to static as the Xbox was no longer outputting video as it turned off. David, not knowing what to do now, turned the console back on. But when he did, he wasn't greeted with the usual green start-up screen. Instead, all green was changed to red and the background was black. Instead of "Xbox 360" it said "SAVE ME".
The console went immediately into the game instead of the home screen. Again it started up as usual. David didn't get a chance to save so he chose "New Game" again. This time, the character's face appeared to have all its flesh removed, leaving only a bloody skull. The game crashed again, this time without the Red Ring, so he decided to take the disc out. When he opened the disc tray, black smoke came out with the disc. He quickly unplugged the console and brought it outside, leaving it on the ground and leaving the disc in its case. He then drove to the nearest GameStop and sold the game, just trying to get rid of it.
Years later, that copy of Oblivion found its way to Massachusetts, where I bought the game. When I experienced these things, I broke the disc. Horrible mistake. Now i have to fight to keeep ocntrol of my own bodyy.WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE WRITING HEREnothing calivjn i'm sorryDO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS AGAINno please i;m sory it won't happen again please i don't want tohurt them any moreHAHAH TOO BAD, HERE WE GOnoo calvin i dont want to hurt them they're my fammily plase stopAHAHA GRAB THE KNIFEno calvin please im sssss oh god there's blood everywheere hlep
honestly i didn't know how to end this
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Think I'll try Oblivion again. Don't remember why I stopped last time.
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No, they require DOSBox. You can download it from https://elderscrolls.bethesda.net/en/arena and get DOSBox from wherever DOSBox is or I found a version on UESP that lets you run it right when you install it.
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Oh how could I have forgotten that thing someone made for Spanish class a couple years ago?! It was amazing! Cookie on the bottom, brownie in the middle, Oreo on top (or something like that)! I want it again lol but I only had it once.
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Barely ate anything today but I just don't feel hungry. The bowl of food next to me is cold now...
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Alright so I found... well... a way to watch Doctor Who since it was removed from Netflix a long time ago...
you could've made this so much easier, BBC. but instead you leave me no choice but to find "other ways" to watch your show.
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Ok I think I figured out why my Xbox turns on sometimes when I'm not touching it or the controller. The TV Input button on my remote turns it on sometimes.
why
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Who decided that at level 300 in FH3 you'd suddenly need more XP per level, which can bring you from 20K XP to over 200K XP by level 999? And it just happens without explanation. For so long you only had to get to 20K but at 300 it increases? Why not increase slowly from the beginning? Start low and go up by, idk, 100 per level? Much better than suddenly going up by 300 per level for no reason.
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Really don't know what to do right now. I've played the games I do have way too much. I'd play Guitar Hero right now, but I never got the adapter to play on my computer with headphones and it's 6 AM so I can't play through the speakers because it's too loud. I would watch YouTube or play a game on my laptop but it can't even do those well. I would sleep just to pass time but I'm not tired.
help
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ok why did my xbox turn on
i'm not touching it or the controller
this isn't the first time
stop
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Wonder how many people would be interested in following the life of the absolutely uninteresting in a YouTube vlog thing
Not saying it'll ever happen, just a thought because I have nothing else to think about and I'm bored of everything please help me I want to get a job and move out and get a computer and livestream but I can't do any of that
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WAAAIT WHAT
My Xbox has a slow connection right now... does that mean it was really just my room this whole time?
Okay so what's causing this to happen in my room?!
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No... when I had my laptop right next to the router orwhateverit'scalled it was slow. So it's not just my room.
What the hell
And my Xbox has been consistently above 20 Mbps, even hitting 62 Mbps right now. My laptop never goes that high. So probably just a temporary thing with the Xbox, since I've never seen it do that before.
Yeah it's just my laptop... maybe?
I'm even more confused than before.
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Wish I didn't go to sleep so early. I could've avoided being awake before 1 PM, which is when my father leaves for work.
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