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  1. Clod

    Some people can eat everything and do nothing and not gain weight, and then there'e me who will eat very little and still be overweight.

    1. leonbrony17

      leonbrony17

      That's called life. And many people hate it.

  2. Clod

    I wasn't joking when I said I want to create as many ponies a possible in Pony Town. Here's my attempt at Trenderhoof. http://i.imgur.com/1IKo1PQ.png

    1. Clod

      Clod

      Turns out there's a limit to how many you can make on Pony Town... and I just reached it. I wasn't even done with the supporting characters!

  3. Clod

    The hex color code for Silver Spoon's accessories is BBFFF9. Remind you of anything?

  4. Clod

    hey. hey parents. maybe you shouldn't leave the bag of trash on the floor? i think it may be part of the reason the floor is sticky and disgusting. thanks

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    2. Clod

      Clod

      I have to put a paper towel in the microwave for me to put plates on, I have a bottle of hand sanitizer in my bedroom, it often smells like shit in the apartment, I avoid touching door knobs as much as possible... and I think that's enough for a list.

    3. ChikaChan

      ChikaChan

      O-o

    4. leonbrony17

      leonbrony17

      The shower and the microwave gave me the rest.

       

      I feel really sorry for you *hugs*

  5. Clod

    *realizes i ate too much again* dammit

    1. leonbrony17

      leonbrony17

      And now?

    2. Clod

      Clod

      ?

      There's nothing I can do about it.

      I just have to eat less.

  6. Clod

    sorry for notifications deleted previous status updates pls ignore

  7. Clod

    Please try to name a sound more satisfying than the sound of placing a burger on the grill

  8. Clod

    Remember Goat Simulator? Well, it's the free app of the week on iOS.

  9. Clod

    I smelled spaghetti yesterday. I didn't know why. Nobody was cooking it in my apartment. When I came home today, I saw spaghetti sauce splattered all over the wall outside, just above my window.

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    2. ChikaChan

      ChikaChan

      D: *is hugging a plushie* mommy ;-;

    3. Clod

      Clod

      if you had

      mom's spaghetti

      would you capture it

      or let it slip

       

      palms spaghetti

      knees weak, arms spaghetti

      there's vomit on his sweater, spaghetti

      mom's spaghetti

       

      he's nervous

      but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti

      to drop bombs

      but he keeps on spaghetti what he wrote down

      the whole crowd goes spaghetti

       

      he opens his mouth but spaghetti won't come out

      he's choking now

      everybo...

    4. CheeryFox

      CheeryFox

      Garlic bread.png

  10. Clod

    Do we have even a trailer or anything for the movie?

    1. leonbrony17

      leonbrony17

      Soon meme. SOON!!!

  11. Clod

    Still waiting for my parents to buy some kind of healthy drink. I've been asking for juice for about a month now. And I've been asking for air freshener since around August. I need it because this apartment smells like shit and sometimes I can smell people smoking outside, and I can occasionally smell marijuana.

    1. Connie

      Connie

      Can't you buy them yourself

    2. Clod

      Clod

      I don't have my own money or a way to get to the store, so no.

  12. Clod

    oh sweet celestia some of these old fandom songs give me such a good nostalgia

    1. leonbrony17

      leonbrony17

      I can't find your old status update so i do it here.

       

      Once you posted here that you hate it to eat together with your family, right?

       

      Next time when eat with them together, do this.

       

    2. Clod

      Clod

      It's not that they're loud, but the sound of chewing and breathing just annoys me a lot. And we had pasta, so the sound of that moving around was horrible too.

    3. leonbrony17

      leonbrony17

      Just a joke ;)

       

      But i understand you.

  13. Clod

    This worked too well for too long. https://youtu.be/zFCl-g_P9v8

  14. Clod

    It's fun being so tired you can't even keep your eyes straight

    1. leonbrony17

      leonbrony17

      Why not go to sleep?

       

    2. Clod

      Clod

      Oh, I'm not tired right now. Just thought about it :P

    3. leonbrony17

      leonbrony17

      Ahhh okay :)

       

      At least you can get tired. I can't get tired in the last days.

  15. Clod

    i would murder 7 puppies for some american chop suey. good thing i don't have to because that's what i'm having tonight

  16. Clod

    Gonna go waste my night watching MLP.

    1. Clod

      Clod

      Even better: I'm going to watch reactions to the first episodes. Makes me remember what it was like watching for the first time almost 4 years ago...

    2. Sprinklepie

      Sprinklepie

      waste!?! lies!!

    3. Artimis Whooves

      Artimis Whooves

      Watching mlp is never a waste of time!

  17. Clod

    I did have the choice of being homeschooled, but I chose not to because I had "friends" at school and I didn't want to be so alone. Now that I realize I really don't have any friends, I kinda wish I said yes.

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    2. Sprinklepie

      Sprinklepie

      it's okay......

    3. leonbrony17

      leonbrony17

      Boredom has you like https://i.ytimg.com/vi/AG9royeLAy4/hqdefault.jpg

    4. Clod

      Clod

      sad but true

  18. Clod
    https://i.redd.it/1qf4ushved4y.gif you're welcome
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    2. Clod

      Clod

      Tried watching SvTFOE but of course my internet is too slow D:

      i want ice cream

      maybe when i come back the video will load

    3. leonbrony17

      leonbrony17

      Please boredom have mercy with us.

    4. Clod

      Clod

      boredom hath no mercy

  19. Clod

    Have you ever been so bored you start watching YTP's?

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    2. Castle Bleck

      Castle Bleck

      Then we will fight in the shade.

    3. leonbrony17

      leonbrony17

      It's night here. So YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

    4. Artimis Whooves

      Artimis Whooves

      sauce

  20. Clod

    confusion

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    2. Clod

      Clod

      Nope. I have nothing to say.

    3. leonbrony17

      leonbrony17

      .................................

    4. Clod

      Clod

      ...........................

  21. Clod

    tmw the one tumblr ask blog you cared about suddenly stops

    1. Sprinklepie

      Sprinklepie

      same...

  22. Clod

    Just ate with my mother and brother for the first time in forever. Now I remember why I hate it. It's awkward. I mostly stare straight ahead, because nobody is on the other side of the table. Then there's the fact that all you can hear is the most annoying thing in the world: Breathing and eating. I ate as fast as I could just to get away.

    1. ChikaChan

      ChikaChan

      sounds kinda like what I do all the time,when I eat dinner with my parents o-o but I mostly look down at my rice bowl until I finish eating o~o

    2. Clod

      Clod

      I do that if there's someone on the other side of the table. But a plate, not a rice bowl. Close enough :P

  23. Clod

    I'm supposed to be playing Game of War but this one player keeps kicking my ass.

  24. Clod

    If Pinocchio said "This statement is a lie" what would happen?

    1. Red Cedar

      Red Cedar

      He'd sneeze.

  25. Clod

    There's cookies and punch by the door.

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    2. Clod

      Clod

      is a reference to this

      language warning i guess

    3. leonbrony17

      leonbrony17

      I didn't watched it yet. But sometimes you are really an enigma meme.

    4. Clod

      Clod

      That is my goal but it is also unintentional.

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