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Perhaps, but I would think a nightmare muffin would be a muffin that gives me nightmare powers. And a Pinkie ninja bodyguard. Hm. Would I have to pay her in sugar, because my stash is very important to me. Also Sparta. That is all.
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And I shall lead the rebellion, earn thier trust, breed with thier women, and eventually destroy them all.
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Needs friends, STAT! (May have heart attack)
Unicorn Coffee replied to Unicorn Coffee's topic in Welcome Plaza
But it is the future. Seriously. It blew my mind. :blink: -
Needs friends, STAT! (May have heart attack)
Unicorn Coffee replied to Unicorn Coffee's topic in Welcome Plaza
Delicous, right? Just like tacos with heart meds in them. And cat food. And tacos. I also have no third eye. Or foot. Or arm. They tasted delicous, just like friendship. Or tacos with heart meds in them. -
Pinkie Pie: Hyper wierd. Talks to horses shoots cannons at things, eats a lot of sugar. More realistically, I'm Fluttershy, due to my real-life timidity. Also Rarity, because I'm bucking fabulous. Ignore that. Taco Belle, the taco pony, also. Ignore everything but the second line. Or not. ignore me. Whatever. *eats chicken*
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What about Sweetie Belle. Also, if I eat you, will I gain Nightmare powers, or will I just be deemed a Cannibal. Not a fan of G1-3 either. Also, Those pesky ninjas are watching my movements. The government hired them to steal my brain. Formalities out of the way, how are you?
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Needs friends, STAT! (May have heart attack)
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The deed has been done. I shall you Mini Me, or not. Whatever. Would also like more tacos... (despite heartattacks (may just eat friend chips)) -
Needs friends, STAT! (May have heart attack)
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Quite. Indeed. Only about 15% sure right now. Well. I guess being a being of pure concousness, or whatever, on the interwebs stops me from getting heart attack. Then again, It also stops me from eating tacos. I don't know anyhting anymore. Victory is ours. Ignore that part. -
Ambiance
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I'm looking for friendship, as well as reassurance that I exist, because I'm only 56% sure of it right now. I'm beggining to think I'm either a being of pure conciousness, floating on the internet, or a program in a simulation of this year that is occuring way in the future. Also, I can still have a heart attack (at least I think I do) I also had tacos for dinner.
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Ooh! A friend! :yay: :yay: !!! I'm also not entirely sure I exist (about 37.3% sure right now) And remember: Ninjas are all around you.
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Yes. Super Original. Totally awesome. WELCOME. Also, I'm only about 24% percent sure that I exist, but you can ignoire that. Also Nintendo games, YAY!
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I'm not sure if I understand what I meant by the second part. But did you know that no two atoms actually thouch, unless coneected, meaning that you've never physically touched anything, if you want to get technical.
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There, fixed it! You should be able to see it now!
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So I did a bunch of pixel art, but I feel like I'm still doing something wrong. It might just be me, but I'm not sure Sorry if the images are small.
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Dana
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Bam! New profile pic.
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Then again, maybe we're just the people (or whatever sentient beings live in the future) living those out, and not part of the program. That being said, let's just hope the overlords of future Mars are being a little sympathetic in the year 8345.
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Well< I'd have to say Rainbow Dash (ignore the fact that she is currently my profile pic, it's just the most recent pixel art I've done, and I'm proud of it (the others are on Deviantart)) Not because I have any personal problem with her charecter (in fact I love her charecter, and the fact she would throw away her dreams for her friends) but it's how often only she is associated with the fandom. It's mostly because most will just assume I love her. That being said, the pony I like the least is only a mild irritance towards the people that assume I love her (ie my non-brony friends). I in no way hate any ponies in the show. But if any, I'd have to say it's Rainbow Dash. Also, I do pixel art, but I said that already.
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Oohhh... I caught someone's attention. Well, first off I thought of how I said I exist, and that got me thinking, do i? Also, I've recently been reading how the only things that exist are what you see. (don't remember if that was tao, or Confucous, or whoever.) I also read that the world you comprehend is completely subject to your senses, that react with your brain; meaning that the reality you understand is what your senses tell you, and not necessarily the real resistance. Also, there's this theory that, in the future, they can make perfect models of past society in vertual reality, meaning we could actually just be programs in that virtual reality. Isn't that FASCINATING.
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Now that that's done, I no longer think I exist. Anyone else? I also do pixel art! (and drawings...)
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Hey! Sweetie Belle: adorable, singing, dictionary. You? Also, I'm now doubting that I exist, but you can ignore that.
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Well... Hello! Also, I don't know why, but I'm beginning to dought that I exist.
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I hope so too. I really want to make some friends here! Well, neither do I, and nice to meet you too.
