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  1. Chevette x Chevelle 5evr. Best racecars.

  2. Chevette and Chevelle, she's my racecar. <3

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    2. hariyaMakusu2

      hariyaMakusu2

      OH

      I JUST GOT IT

      THE BAND ROOM

      *clap clap clap*

    3. Miles

      Miles

      Hahaha, eeyup XD

    4. Miles

      Miles

      lmao wow that was corny

  3. Our toaster is also confused. It doesn't know why we put bagels in it.

    1. CMQuickfireTK

      CMQuickfireTK

      It's only programmed to know what it knows.

    2. Chevette

      Chevette

      It told me it sees dead people...

    3. CMQuickfireTK

      CMQuickfireTK

      Dat programmer must have had some messed up thoughts then lol

  4. Raven = Best girlfriend ever. I love her a bunch.

    1. RAEce Car

      RAEce Car

      Chev = best boyfriend ever. I love him even more. <3

    2. RAEce Car

      RAEce Car

      goodnight perfect angel. tty when we get up. also i might be at my other grandma's tomorrow but meh. ily ttyl <333

    3. Chevette

      Chevette

      Alright baby, sleep well. Love ya <3

  5. Not only is Fluttershy stupid, she's also dumb.

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    2. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      how lovely.. you posted togheter XD

    3. DewVoltage
    4. Chevette

      Chevette

      What is the monthly insurance rate on that thing?

  6. Things that are great: puppies, Raven, and everything else sucks. Just like Fluttershy.

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    2. Chevette

      Chevette

      Why do you like penguins, anyways?

    3. CMQuickfireTK

      CMQuickfireTK

      they support the *nix OS's yo!

       

      but seriously though, I find them adorable. idk why.

       

      also, as long as Ford F-150 4x4 lariats fall in the few other thing categories as well lol

    4. Chevette

      Chevette

      I'm feeling it, Mr. Krabs. I can add those right in.

  7. I guess Grandpa Squarepants was right... Never drift a Civic. *puts on grandpa disguise* "Especially one going sideways at a 90 degree angle!"

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    2. RAEce Car

      RAEce Car

      ALL NIGHT LONG EH?

      I don't think so... ;)

    3. Chevette

      Chevette

      There's your negative attitude again, kid. I tried to teach you last night... Guess you need another lesson.

    4. RAEce Car

      RAEce Car

      Please Mr. Chevette.... teach me what I need to learn. I'm trying to be a good girl...

  8. If Fluttershy played baseball, she'd play left out field. 'Cause she sucks.

    1. RAEce Car

      RAEce Car

      I GET IT

      BECAUSE SHE'S NOT GREAT LOL

  9. Yo, my girlfriend is the best. Period.

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    2. CMQuickfireTK
    3. Something Floaty

      Something Floaty

      Of course she does. The sole driving force beyond all creativity, ambition, and love in West Virginia is the desire to get the hell out of West Virginia.

       

       

    4. Chevette

      Chevette

      So far, so good. But thanks a lot.

  10. If Fluttershy was a automobile, she WOULDN'T be a Honda Civic. Because she sucks.

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    2. Chevette

      Chevette

      I already did make you. You are mine, goddamn it.

    3. RAEce Car

      RAEce Car

      GOD YES.

      But are you mine?

    4. Chevette

      Chevette

      Obviously, I wouldn't want to be anyone else's. Especially since you are my favorite out of anyone ever.

  11. If Fluttershy was a EGR valve, she'd be stuck closed. (Just like her personality..) This would cause high cylinder temperature, pre-ignition & engine knock.

    1. Yamato

      Yamato

      What a bitch...

    2. RAEce Car

      RAEce Car

      Chev has anyone told you how hot this is?

  12. Like the Honda Civic Mugen Si? They only made 1,000 units, and the vehicle had an MSRP of $29,500 in the United States. Very pretty. Well, It's a Civic, so it's obviously very pretty,
  13. You are more than great to me, you make me more than happy that we can talk all night long and never get bored. I couldn't ask for a better relationship. I know there was a reason I never had one up until now, because I had to wait for the right person, and that person is you. I love you more than anything, you make my day and my night, I just can't wait to be with you. It'll happen, we'll be fine. You know why? 'Cause we're perfect. I love you, baby. <3

    1. RAEce Car

      RAEce Car

      we're not breaking up.we're too in love. you're worth every second of the wait. i love you soooo much <3

  14. Fucking dumbasses these days not knowing about VTEC. What kind of shit is this... How do they even operate a computer properly.... You'd think folks like this would compromise the structural integrity of anything they come in contact with considering they can't even construct proper sentences. Especially if they don't know about VTEC.
  15. If Fluttershy was valve timing, she'd be retarded not advanced.

  16. It's my CIVIC duty to tell you how awesome VTEC is, yo.

    1. Rockymoo

      Rockymoo

      In a civic, when the clutch drops, the bullshit stops.

    2. Chevette

      Chevette

      You know it, coach.

    3. Yamato

      Yamato

      And on the seventh day, the civic didst bring it to redline. And verily, the VTEC didst kick in, yo.

  17. Raven is the best girlfriend ever and I love her more than anything

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    2. hariyaMakusu2

      hariyaMakusu2

      Even more than me?

    3. RAEce Car

      RAEce Car

      Being in love with you feels like when your VTEC kicks in, in a BRAND NEW 2014 HONDA CIVIC RACECAR.

       

      but in all seriousness, this made me smile. You treat me amazing and I literally couldn't ask for a better boyfriend. you complete me, baby. i love you.

    4. Super Sand Legend

      Super Sand Legend

      What about a vauxhall, since the headquarters thingy is in my hometown.

      I'm glad we are all in great relationships.

  18. "See, Horny Dave was just a better leader. If we were fightin' he'd come out and he'd say: "Let's go cook some meth" and we would and we'd forget all our troubles."

  19. Damn, my Honda Civic looks like a racecar!

    1. RAEce Car

      RAEce Car

      Damn, my boyfriend looks like a racecar!

  20. Damn, my Honda Civic looks like a racecar!

  21. . This pretty much speaks for itself. Fluttershy reminds me of not great things, which makes her not great.
  22. Fluttershy is the element of stupid.

    1. Thrashy

      Thrashy

      Spongebob: Hey, Patrick! What am I?

      Patrick: Um...stupid?

      Spongebob: No, I'm Rarity!

      Patrick: What's the difference?

      LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    2. Chevette

      Chevette

      i love you.

    3. RAEce Car

      RAEce Car

      I approve so hard.

  23. Hey kids, you know what? *kids scream in curiosity* Fluttershy is 10/10 NOT GREAT! What makes her not great? Easy! She's got as much character development as a folding chair locked in the closet of a mid to late 60's travel trailer. Not much you can do with that shit in a goddamn travel trailer to begin with. THERE IS NO ROOM TO UNFOLD IT. Just like there is no room for Fluttershy's character to develop farther than being really goddamn shy. Even when they attempt to unfold her metaphorical chair, it goes nowhere and it closes right back up. In order for a character to be good, there's got to difference of potential! Fluttershy lacks in this greatly.