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  1. Chevette x Chevelle 5evr. Best racecars.

  2. Chevette and Chevelle, she's my racecar. <3

  3. Our toaster is also confused. It doesn't know why we put bagels in it.

    1. CMQuickfireTK

      CMQuickfireTK

      It's only programmed to know what it knows.

    2. Chevette

      Chevette

      It told me it sees dead people...

    3. CMQuickfireTK

      CMQuickfireTK

      Dat programmer must have had some messed up thoughts then lol

  4. Raven = Best girlfriend ever. I love her a bunch.

    1. Chevette

      Chevette

      Alright baby, sleep well. Love ya <3

  5. Not only is Fluttershy stupid, she's also dumb.

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    2. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      how lovely.. you posted togheter XD

    3. DewVoltage
    4. Chevette

      Chevette

      What is the monthly insurance rate on that thing?

  6. Things that are great: puppies, Raven, and everything else sucks. Just like Fluttershy.

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    2. Chevette

      Chevette

      Why do you like penguins, anyways?

    3. CMQuickfireTK

      CMQuickfireTK

      they support the *nix OS's yo!

       

      but seriously though, I find them adorable. idk why.

       

      also, as long as Ford F-150 4x4 lariats fall in the few other thing categories as well lol

    4. Chevette

      Chevette

      I'm feeling it, Mr. Krabs. I can add those right in.

  7. I guess Grandpa Squarepants was right... Never drift a Civic. *puts on grandpa disguise* "Especially one going sideways at a 90 degree angle!"

  8. If Fluttershy played baseball, she'd play left out field. 'Cause she sucks.

  9. Yo, my girlfriend is the best. Period.

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    2. CMQuickfireTK
    3. Something Floaty

      Something Floaty

      Of course she does. The sole driving force beyond all creativity, ambition, and love in West Virginia is the desire to get the hell out of West Virginia.

       

       

    4. Chevette

      Chevette

      So far, so good. But thanks a lot.

  10. If Fluttershy was a automobile, she WOULDN'T be a Honda Civic. Because she sucks.

  11. If Fluttershy was a EGR valve, she'd be stuck closed. (Just like her personality..) This would cause high cylinder temperature, pre-ignition & engine knock.

    1. Yamato

      Yamato

      What a bitch...

  12. If Fluttershy was valve timing, she'd be retarded not advanced.

  13. It's my CIVIC duty to tell you how awesome VTEC is, yo.

    1. Rockymoo

      Rockymoo

      In a civic, when the clutch drops, the bullshit stops.

    2. Chevette

      Chevette

      You know it, coach.

    3. Yamato

      Yamato

      And on the seventh day, the civic didst bring it to redline. And verily, the VTEC didst kick in, yo.

  14. Raven is the best girlfriend ever and I love her more than anything

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    2. RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      Even more than me?

    3. yeet

      yeet

      What about a vauxhall, since the headquarters thingy is in my hometown.

      I'm glad we are all in great relationships.

  15. "See, Horny Dave was just a better leader. If we were fightin' he'd come out and he'd say: "Let's go cook some meth" and we would and we'd forget all our troubles."

  16. Damn, my Honda Civic looks like a racecar!

  17. Damn, my Honda Civic looks like a racecar!

  18. Fluttershy is the element of stupid.

    1. Thrashy

      Thrashy

      Spongebob: Hey, Patrick! What am I?

      Patrick: Um...stupid?

      Spongebob: No, I'm Rarity!

      Patrick: What's the difference?

      LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    2. Chevette

      Chevette

      i love you.

  19. Maud Pie is about as useless as Throttle Body Injection. I mean, really. What the fuck was that shit...

  20. What do VTEC and Sunset Shimmer have in common? They both fuck shit up, yo.

  21. Sunset Shimmer.

  22. Rae keeps a spoon in her purse. This is how you know you have a great girlfriend.

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    2. Chevette

      Chevette

      @Rockymoo

      A legitimate spoon, silver.

  23. "I'm the Honda, you're the VTEC. Together we really kick in, yo."

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