Chevette

Like the Honda Civic Mugen Si? They only made 1,000 units, and the vehicle had an MSRP of $29,500 in the United States. Very pretty. Well, It's a Civic, so it's obviously very pretty,

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This pretty much speaks for itself. Fluttershy reminds me of not great things, which makes her not great.

Hey kids, you know what? *kids scream in curiosity* Fluttershy is 10/10 NOT GREAT! What makes her not great? Easy! She's got as much character development as a folding chair locked in the closet of a mid to late 60's travel trailer. Not much you can do with that shit in a goddamn travel trailer to begin with. THERE IS NO ROOM TO UNFOLD IT. Just like there is no room for Fluttershy's character to develop farther than being really goddamn shy. Even when they attempt to unfold her metaphorical chair, it goes nowhere and it closes right back up.

In order for a character to be good, there's got to difference of potential! Fluttershy lacks in this greatly.

When you want to determine if something is unique or not, you need to compare it to the norm. For instance, think of most of the ponies in My Little Pony. Most of the protagonist or neutral ponies are friendly and colourful, with very distinct personalities.

Now compare these traits to Maud Pie. Maud Pie is none of these things, and that's why she's unique. When everyone strives to stick out from the crowd, no individual ends up doing so. Sometimes, being unique is being the opposite of interesting and eye catching.

 

Now compare your Honda Civic to the rest of the cars on the road. It's bland, the rest of the cars on the road are bland; therefore, it doesn't stick out. You cannot compare Maud Pie to the Honda Civic in terms of uniqueness because they have different back-drops to contrast from.

Yeah, she was different alright. Everyone could tell that she was not like the rest, which is exactly why I stated "Folks are only diggin' her 'cause she ain't like the rest of 'em."  But personally, I don't feel that excuses her for being utterly boring and not funny at all in my opinion. 

But in all seriousness, Honda Civics are the glue that holds this world together. Where would we be without VTEC.

*tokes dobbie*

Wait a second... This portion of the sentence just stands out the little "DOHC VTEC" sticker on the side of many Hondas: "She's very unique in a sense that she's very bland"

In comparison, many folks think the HYUNDAI SONATA is rather bland, but yet they don't see what is unique about it. What's my point? Simple lil' fellas, if whatever the subject at hand happens to be isn't in the preference of the person, the said person is usually not interested in it. Therefore it's like "whatever, man" or folks just hate it for no reason... In the case of Maud Pie, I feel like folks are just liking her just because she is acting supposedly "bland" and "not like the others"... goddamn hipsters....

Anyways, I guess people have to like something for some reason, right? Even if it is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT... (By saying "this establishment", I of course am implying that I own everything... Duh..) 

So, yeah... Do I like Maud Pie and want her as a choice for favorite pony? Hell no. Why? Simple, even though folks are saying "gotta request it n' stuff" for getting favorite ponies on the list, I want Honda Civic on there. Yet if I requested it, I'm sure folks would complain that the Honda Civic is in fact not a pony. In my reality, the Civic is a pony and it should be there. So yeah, based on that I'm going to say negative ghost rider on Maud Pie. The fandom already has too much of a hard-on for rocks to begin with, no need to antagonize that subject any more that it already is.

Oh yeah, Rae says Sunset Shimmer is perfect and based on that logic, we should get Sunset Shimmer and the Honda Civic on the best pony list. The End.

Here's a Civic for your enjoyment...

Anything safe and gas efficent is a go in my opinion. Cars just aren't that interesting to me. Like what am I supposed to say, "beatiful death shuttle GM factory robots created, I wonder how much money they spent crashing them into brick walls with test dummies in them". I just have to be honest, I have been hit by three cars in my life, and been in 2 car accidents, and I have had family die in car accidents, and another be put in the hospital in intensive care and had to wear a halo for months, close to a year. I mean people idolize leased cars that they don't even truly own, and they funnel money to a credit lord until they actually do own it, times away from now. I am against industrial life completly haha, so people would disagree with a lot of my opinions anyways.

I can understand what you are saying, some things just don't hit home for certain people. I'm perfectly down with folks who don't care that much for vehicles, but I'll just throw my input in to your situation a little.

I can see from what you wrote that you have all around have had multiple terrible experiences with automobiles. To be fair toward the vehicles, (I know that may sound silly) but sometimes the folks who are behind the wheel are the ones that are deadly. The vehicles aren't the one going around on a rampage n' whatnot. It's not the gun who pulls the trigger.

As for the whole money wasted on crashing the vehicles into a wall, well you said yourself you are a advocate of safety in vehicles and in order to accomplish this task, the manufacturers must comply with these specific regulations even if it seems like a waste. 

As for leasing, I mean not everyone does this. Some people take pride in their vehicle for the pure enjoyment it brings. I mean, everyone has quirks like that and it'd be unfair to condemn the whole designation over how a handful of people go about purchasing their automobiles.

Granted not everyone puts the respect and care into their vehicle as it deserves, which really makes vehicles look bad on a certain level. Take Honda Civics for example (in comparison, of course) The owners of these vehicles usually abuse the crap out of them by doing half-asses performance modifications to squeeze what little horsepower they can out of them. In result, this gives the vehicle itself a bad name, yet the vehicle isn't really bad whatsoever. I mean hell, anything that can go through the hell of a un-informed supposed "gearhead" teenager unplugging the coolant temperature sensor in a grasping attempt to gain power by tricking the PCM into pouring more fuel into the cylinder due to the PCM thinking the vehicle is running cold (which in response, adds more fuel to attempt to warm the vehicle up). 

Sure that comparison may have been a little in depth, but ya know. I feel like it gets the point across. I mean it's totally okay to not agree with things but I'm just tossing in my sense on the subject.

I feel the more informed I am on something, the more legitimacy I have to either like or dislike it, ya know. Not really a shot at anyone particularly, just how I go about explaining things.

o_O

 

That car doesn't even look good. It's a boring everyday car, that I see everyday... The mainstream today's boring designs. Awful design.

Well, looks are indeed a preference. Not everyone can dig the looks of a 1983 Chevrolet Citation, but I feel it's a decent looking vehicle, just a very poor in the mechanical aspect. My point from this is, there are two sides to the fence when it comes to everything. Especially automobiles. The Sonata may not have the looks you prefer as a consumer, but my point wasn't if people liked the looks of it, because anyone can throw that out there. 

The design may be supposedly "mainstream" but my point of the topic was to relay the mechanical aspects, reliability, economical features and other factual information that has to do with the Hyundai Sonata's structural integrity. Opinions on the design are really indifferent to any of this.

You know, I prefer European cars to be honest.

European > Asian > American

 

I really like those German auto manufactures, Mercedes Benz,Audi,BMW,MAN

 

 

I mean, those classics...

Other mentions

Lander Rover

Kamaz

 

 

Not a man of Italian sports cars.

I try and like a little bit of everything really and attempt to appreciate the vehicles for every aspect (looks, mechanical, practicality & reliability) Sure people dog down looks of a vehicle first before reading into the said vehicle any further, but that's kinda what this topic is about. Taking something average and overlooked and getting folks to dig deeper.

I can understand your preferences because I own a BMW and I definitely enjoy everything about it, and I agree that German built cars are very solid vehicles. I'm not one to single one vehicle out without research though.

I can feel it mister krabs

I don't know what this is all about, but my 1984 Volvo 240 was the greatest car in the history of ever. I'd kill to have one again.

I can dig it. I the 84' Volvo is a pretty great looking vehicle, I can totally feel it mister krabs. I'm sure the reliability aspect was also existent on this vehicle considering many Volvos have a tendency to be great running automobiles. I can say a Volvo 200 series wagon would be pretty nifty, even the turbo one would be equally as great.

That car aint g for shit yo. like a straight up honky mobile mayn. Gotta go yo ass a fly ass maybach! dem shits always be makin dem uho's mirin yo gains fo sho nyyghuh. Liek dey even got songs bout dat maybach music mayn. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Issz4hAqmno

Like dats some fly ass shiet nyyguh. aint no honky hundai gunna go yo ass fly liek dat man. 

Interesting...

FAQ: This is stupid. Answer: So are 75% of the topics on this forum. You know who you are and what you post.

Replace the word "topics" with "posts" in the above quote and it is then applicable to the current situation at hand.

So, how many of you lil' fellas have ever been sitting at home wondering "Hmm... Nothing to do... Let's browse the internet!" Well, fret not my fellow forum goers! Because we've all been down that path, and as you know, sometimes that path leads ya down some wild trails.

What does this all have to do with the topic title? Well, I'll tell ya you crazy lil' fella! *ruffles hair* The mighty Hyundai Sonata. Yes, that's right! The mighty HYUNDAI SONATA! It's pretty great. Don't believe me? Take my word for it anyways. It's fucking ridiculously awesome.

Why make a topic about this machine that is so wonderful yet overlooked by society? Simple, I want to know what you think about Hyundai Sonatas. Yes YOU! (don't fuck this up, i'm giving you a chance to prove yourself worthy in my eyes) If you like the Hyundai Sonata, throw down your opinion! If you don't like the Hyundai Sonata, throw down your opinion as well as long as you are prepared to defend yourself. Like really, anything about Hyundai Sonatas you feel the need to mention, go for it kid.

So, I bet you are asking yourself a few questions at this current moment in time... Not a problem, let me answer those puppies right up like the generous forum member I am with this easy & convenient FAQ section!

FAQ: What should I say about the mighty Hyundai Sonata?

Answer: Anything you like. Just make sure it's not stupid!

FAQ: I don't know anything about the Hyundai Sonata or any vehicles, why am I here?

Answer: Umm... Boo-boos, eh? Hmmm... I think you guys want that hospital... *points to Weenie Hut General*

FAQ: I feel like creating a heated debate over Hyundai Sonatas!
Answer: Awesome! Let's see it, just be able to back up what you are saying.

FAQ: I think the Hyundai Sonata is a inferior vehicle and believe a much more stereotypical vehicle such as a Mustang or a Camaro trumps the Sonata any day.

Answer: Not great. Pretty closed minded and vague. If you are going to say that, leave. Just leave. They aren't in the same category.

FAQ: What does a Hyundai Sonata even look like?

Answer: Scroll down and you'll see

FAQ: I am lead on to believe that my cousin has some type of venereal disease, what should I do?

Answer: Probably kill yourself.

FAQ: What makes the Hyundai Sonata so special that you felt so much inclined to write a topic on it?

Answer: Many things, if you scroll to the bottom, you'll find some information on the Sonata.

FAQ: What year did the Sonata first enter the market?

Answer: It started production in 1985 and assembled in Ulsan, Korea.

FAQ: I automatically hate this vehicle because it is not American.

Answer: Being that closed minded will get you nothing but a wheelbarrow full of dicks up your ass.

FAQ: You seem to know stuff about vehicles, Chevette. Why?

Answer: Because racecar.

FAQ: What is the most impressive thing about the Hyundai Sonata?

Answer: The Hyundai Sonata is 2014's "Best Midsize Car for the Money"

FAQ: Reading this glorious FAQ section makes me more open minded about vehicles! Thank you!

Answer: Awesome, that was the goal.

FAQ: Chevette, do you personally own a Hyundai Sonata?

Answer: Unfortunately, no. I'd like to have one laying around someday along with my other current vehicles and other vehicles I hope to own.

FAQ: If you don't own a Hyundai Sonata, then what do you drive?

Answer: I own and drive a 2010 BMW 135i (3.0L twin-turbo I6, 336 horse) a 2006 Pontiac GTO (6.0L LS2 V8, 400 horse) and a 1982 Chevrolet Silverado (5.7L 350cu-in V8, 355 horse). Yep, racecars.

FAQ: I love you.

Answer: Good, you should.

FAQ: Which generation of Hyundai Sonata do you like the most?
Answer: Probably generation 5 (2004-2010) but the new ones are sexy too. Fuck, all generations are pretty great...

FAQ: This is stupid.

Answer: So are 75% of the topics on this forum. You know who you are and what you post. This is automatically better because it has something called effort put into it.

Alright, so now that the FAQ's are out of the way, let's learn a little bit about the mighty Hyundai Sonata and it's significance on this forum! *kids scream in joy*

Okay folks to start off, the Hyundai Sonata is a full-sized sedan manufactured by the Hyundai Motor Company since 1985. The Sonata is currently still in production and is already approved for 2015 as well. The Sonata sits on a FF-layout which is simply front engine, front wheel drive. The Sonata has had many different engines over the many years it has been around and still currently has five engine options.

FAQ: Wait a second, are you just copying this shit from the internet, because anyone can do that!

Answer: Nah, brah. I actually know about the Sonata. Some things I may be double checking, but I have a very good understanding on the vehicle's features and how a internal combustion engine operates.

Sorry, but I knew that someone was thinking that. Anyways, the Sonata hits home for many buyers in a wide range of categories. We're talking style, fuel economy, stylish interior and power to boot. I bet you are thinking "Power? HA! In a Hyundai? That's unheard of!" Well sir and or madam, you couldn't be more wrong. With Hyundai's 2.0 liter inline four cylinder turbo slamming out a respectable 274 horsepower and 269 foot-pounds of torque, it's not hard for this vehicle to get up and go.

Yeah, I know. Mustangs and Camaros are throwing much more horsies down to the ground than 274, but let's be honest. This is a everyday, family vehicle that give the power to get up and go along with the safety and reliability of a Hyundai. You see what I mean? For a vehicle that can throw down in luxury, style, looks, performance, and emissions, the Sonata hits home. I mean, shit guys. The new Sonata has a manual transmission option, what more could one ask for at this point in this category of vehicle?!

With great reviews from reputable websites such as Edmunds, Kelley Blue Book, Motor Trend, and Consumer Guide the Sonata really just seems like a great choice in a automobile of it's class. I'll give it to Hyundai on this one, they've done good.

Sure I could sit here and preach about the Sonata for many more paragraphs, but then how could other lovely forum members contribute to this wondrous topic? That's right, they couldn't! So I'll park our conversation here and throw in a few Sonata pictures.

It's 10/10 pretty great. 

Buy the fuck out of one right now. Or else...

https://www.hyundaiusa.com/sonata/comparison.aspx

HYUNNDYE SOONATU

I'm not exactly sure on why this is a question, I mean like... why would Twilight be in that situation? She's furthering her studies and advancing her intelligence in the magic of friendship... Not exactly unsociable especially since the show revolves around her making friends n' stuff...

Okay, okay... Let's actually get started on this. Alright, if someone is automatically classified with a social disorder because they are more interested in being alone, that's not great. Everyone sails their own ship, (or they should be sailing their own ship) so I can't exactly say any form of autism is present within the show. Especially since the show is about Twilight making friends and discovering the magic of fuckin' friendship, I mean, she's just tryin' to learn, yo. 

That's really it, yo. I mean they are colorful cartoon pastel horses, they do what they want.

I don't know, but it seems to me as a decent portion of this is a redundancy or a "given". As for some of the comparisons, it seems like you kinda flip-flopped around from what you were going for in the whole explanation of your theory there. What do I mean? Well, I'll try my best to explain.

You mentioned vehicles such as the DeLorean from the film Back to the Future, the Rinspeed sQuba, & the Bugatti Veyron. All fine and well if ya wouldn't have tossed the DeLorean in there. What I'm sayin' is you are comparing ponies to cars right? Well, without the movie, the Delorean couldn't have flown under it's own power. Sure that is really the only "true" oddball, but I feel the others don't exactly fit in either. If you were to go out on the limb and mention the Delorean, there wouldn't be any reason why other fiction vehicles could have been mentioned as well let alone modified vehicles. Many modified vehicles have been made out to out-preform the vehicles listed etc, etc.

As for the Bugatti, sure it's a fancy-dancy all wheel drive quad-turbo'd supercar, but in the comparison I'd say there are many other vehicles that are highly unpredictable when driving. 

I guess what I'm getting at is ya toss in a fiction vehicle from a movie to prove the theory in one paragraph and then scoot on back to vehicles that actually exist and preform in the real world. It seems like a bit of a inconsistency in what you are trying to get across. Just like the part where ya say "vehicles have no emotions" I mean yeah compared to people, I guess they don't. But if you get to use the DeLorean as a example why not other fiction vehicles from films that did have emotions. Hell, we did have Herbie...

I'm not trying to get on your case or call this whole thing goofy or anything, I'm just tossing down what I think just like you did.

Vehicles can be compared to many things, they are pretty amazing especially when it comes to the technology that goes in to them. But it'd be around the same if you compared ponies to humans or something. Everything has points of performance, vulnerability, style etc, ect.

I mean it's really one six half dozen of another on how one goes about the comparison. I'd see much more validity in comparing the ponies to vehicles that are available for purchase such as the STI you mentioned. 

But yeah, for the most part I saw what you were going for in the original post and the examples that were given did do the job of the "comparison" per say I just personally think the choices for the comparisons could have been chosen differently.

I can wrap this one up in one small sentence:
 

Hell to the no, son.

But i'll add more. 

I watch the show because the characters are fucking adorable. Not because of the other crap. Granted there are some humorous moments and whatnot, but for the most part, it's how adorable the lil' fuckers were that drew me into it. So yeah, brah. If the show looked like that namby-pamby nimby bullshit G1, I wouldn't touch it with the front of a 92' Geo Metro.

Notice, it's not the animation of G1 that makes me want to say "fuck off", it's the way the lil' fuckers looked. I couldn't envision one of those ugly things riding a shopping cart downhill at 400mph.

No sir, let's not pretend that. That is a 10 out of 10 not great idea. 

If they are going to get turned into anime characters, at least let the ponies get a show where they can drive fucking cars or something first.

I changed it. Cackletta does have that Queen Chrysalis personality.

She's a chick, she can fly a plane 'cause she's a chick. She's a chick.

Quirky, you're old enough to know better.

 

Of all the things to raise a huge party about, it's watching a group of idiots fight over control of a character in a game released 15-ish years ago. It's not fun, it's not original. If I wanted to dick around in a Pokemon game and walk around aimlessly bumping into shit, I would've just blindfolded myself. There is nothing interesting about this, people.

I'd say there are rocks out there more interesting than this stuff, but that'd be insulting to the rocks. Just like the ancient Hawaiians used to say; stop giving fucking Otto new skateboards every time he fucking breaks one, goddamn it. bro.

I am STUNNED they have gotten this far. Pinkeh was telling me about this and before looking at it I had no idea what she meant and just.....WOW. How the hell have they gotten this far?

Goddamn it Quirky. *tokes doob*

One fine afternoon sitting in class I decided to draw up a Trixie. Yep, my lazy ass didn't upload it until some random ass early fucking time in the morning because I was too lay to finish shading the lil' fella. 

Since I'm fairly "whatever, man" about everything, I don't find myself going that extra country mile to purchase a actual sketchbook of any kind. I just use a really fucked up notebook that I have with me at the time. It's full of random crap. As you can see, there is a little camper above Trixie... Yeah, that was there before Trixie was, so just ignore it.

Anyways, here it is. Enjoy.

I based this drawing off of my avatar here on the forums, considering it was the only thing I could look off of at the time. (I don't have Trixie's hair memorized that well... I can draw Rainbow Dash on a memory though, weird...) 

This is kinda unrelated to Trixie, but speaking of random crap I did in class, I ended up drawing wither what looks like Rainbow Dash or Scootaloo (or a cross between the two...) with my mechanical pencil's eraser on the desk after a test... Pretty weird, eh squiddy? It's amazing how well it showed up to say the least... It lasted for at least 3 days until someone finally rubbed part of it away... Anyways, here ya go:

I'm done for now. I have more but it takes energy to upload shit to photobucket. 

All I have to say is this: 

Fucking I do, yes.

That is all.

Personally, I don't think there is any choice but our lil' pokemon pal, Chairachu. Chairachu is simply everything. He's not just a chair, he's a cat, a cat! He's a big beautiful, old cat. *rubs* Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles, and he's in great shape!

Chairachu is serious business, yo.

I have too many .gifs to choose from. It is a kick to the ass of life to ask one to choose "the best .gif" especially when a large amount of them are made by me to begin with... Anyways, here's one for ya. If you want more, hit up my profile.

Two best things, Trixie and Buffalo Man.

10 out of 10, pretty great. *tokes doobie*

Gotta use the magic of .gif files and abuse them as phone wallpapers! I fucking love .gif images...

My lockscreen wallpaper: (cropped of course so it actually looks good)

My homescreen wallpaper: (Same, cropped to look totally tubular)

Trixie is pretty great *tokes doobie*

This should give me something to do...

*tokes doobie*

*slips on reading spectacles* Many would say our little friend King Sombra is a revolutionary character that just molded the story to a certain position where the story would fail to exist if he hadn't been involved. Others would say "Fuck that bitch" or something like that. Personally, DILLIGAF.

Anyways, I'm not here to pitch a tent in lil' Timmy's pants over King Sombra's existance or kick lil' Susie's ass down the stairs over the fact that King Sombra should have been a recurring character and should have been further developed... I'm here because I'm going to tell you a story. A story on where our little pal Sombra came from. 

Don't think this story on Sombra is a "fan written piece" because it's not. This information was delivered right into my special little hands by Rusty Kuntz, a developing manager from Hasbro. ​(Rusty was also a major league baseball player for most of his life before he moved on to bigger things like writing King Sombra's backstory.)

Since our pal Rusty didn't give me a written copy when I was speaking to him face to face, I had to take extensive notes on what he was saying in order to transfer this information straight into the arms of the lovely fanbase. The time I spent with Rusty was upwards to around 5 hours, so anything worth saying was definitely said that afternoon. Let's begin shall we?

Rusty:

"I really don't expect much man, as long as there's coffee in my mug in the morning and even if there isn't, it's okay because I usually snort a line of cocaine right there on my desk anyways. When I walked into work that morning, I didn't expect any of this bullshit to happen, but it did. I was called into the executive conference room and I was told a new character was going to stick it's head up the ass of many fans. I nearly slit my throat in fear of the stupidity radiating off of this idea, but unfortunately for my sorry ass, I was Rusty Kuntz, a professional writer/baseball player and had no choice to comply with their request.

I walked back to my unsightly cubical kicking a empty tampon box along as I went. My cubical was the definition of "Piece of shit" to begin with and I was dreading filling it's partial walls with a shitty idea such as this. I had looked up the selling price of my cubical on Kelley Blue Book and they said the little fucker was only worth $6,744. I think those fuckers are smoking some intense shit listing prices like that... Anyways...

I sat my happy ass down waiting for a idea to hit me for this character they wanted me to create... I had to follow five basic guidelines in order for this character to be used and for me to get paid (which was the important one to me) Those guidelines were: Male, Mysterious, Pretty great but not too great, Sleeps around, & Kinda racist... The guidelines weren't too difficult in my eyes considering I was a few of those specifications to begin with. (You know which ones... wink-wink, nudge-nudge *cough* lynch *cough*)

So yeah, I was sittin' there twiddlin' my asscheeks over all of this when the idea hit me like Randy Savage hittin' a fucker with a folding chair, or like a old farmer hittin' a trespasser with a tractor (from Tractor Bob's Tractor Store of course)... (the trespasser was probably black) or like a police officer beating a ni- nevermind... you get the picture.

The idea was marvelous and I could barely contain my pants from exploding. It was that great. He'd be the one all the fans would write about, the one all the girls would touch themselves over, the one I'd get a early vacation over! I had to begin writin' this bastard:

"A burst of lightning struck the ground, a box descended from the heavens. Not just your everyday box... this was a advanced box. Nobody knew where this box had fallen from and they didn't want to know (but curiosity overcame the citizens and they went to go check it out) A bland and not important at all pony that all the fans will probably make a big deal over went over to check out the fallen box. This non-important pony flung open the lid on the box. It stood there for a second. Then all of the sudden... A loud "Weesnaw" let out across the land.

The non-important pony fell back on it's ass as the mystic being raised from the box with the stick of terror. (Some say the stick of terror looks like a giant dildo, I just think it looks like a deformed streetlight though) Anyways, he stepped out of the box with the stick of terror in hand as he let out a barbaric yalp proportionate to one that a Pontiac Aztek makes on startup. This mystical being was there for one reason and one reason only... to spread havoc all over Equestria.

He star-"... Wait, what?... Oh, his name? Oh yeah, sorry, sorry. His name was Conquistador Sombrero III. Clever eh? 

So yeah, where was I? 

"Conquistador Sombrero III was a force not to be reckoned with. He took any opportunity he could to partake in evil doings such as smashing mailboxes, dating the famer's daughter after he was told not to, fucking the farmer's daughter, taking a knitting class just to poke fun at old ladies knitting skills the whole time, calling ahead to purchase a vehicle and never show up, order pizzas and have the delivered to some one-shot celebrity's house, forcing children to watch "Turnabout Storm" in full, force the elderly to not complain about today's children, making people make multiple OC's for no reason, & lighting a mailman on fire.

​He was truly the evilest of all evil doers. He put the "Hit" and the "ler" in "Hitler". In the eyes of other evil doers, he was the "Main village man" who doesn't play by the rules. It wasn't long after his appearance that Princess Celestia was like "Shit, dat bitch be fuckin' up everythin' up in dis crib, yo." It was up to her to be extremely lazy and call Twilight Sparkle in to do work she could probably do faster and more efficiently.

Celestia called in Twilight and the rest of those main characters (except for Fluttershy. I mean seriously, what is she even going to do? Nothing.) It was up to the main five to beat the fuck out of Conquistador Sombrero III and send him back to where he came from before Equestria was basically destroyed by his awesomeness. 

They challenged him to Pokemon battle, he declined because Pokemon is 10 out of 10 not great. Instead they fought the old fashioned way, with giant cue-tips and foam dart guns. It was all fun and games until Fluttershy still managed to show up after she was given false directions to where the fight was taking place and ended up knocking Applejack's hat off. 

You don't knock off Applejack's hat. That shit is fucking glorious. Anyways, Conquistador Sombrero III banished Fluttershy into the fly of despair for 7 seasons of "Seinfeld" and became friends with the main five."

That was my idea for the episode... Unfortunately after I pitched that idea to the rest of the team, I was fired for calling the boss a "faggot" for not liking my idea... he called me a cunt on the way out. He just doesn't understand my devotion to Conquistador Sombrero II... Bastard...

Yeah, so some dork got put on the job instead of me and ended up stealing park of Conquistador Sombrero's name and called the character "King Sombra" (Basically the same shit, right?) Yeah, so yeah. I lost my job, my idea was torched and I somehow acquired a strange addiction to shuffleboard... I guess it was time for me to move on, 59 years old is old enough to quit it all and find a nice place to live in the buttcrack of some old people infested state... Probably the very tip of Texas or something..."

That is what ol' Rusty said to me that day. Come to think of it, I like his character idea better... I feel that Conquistador Sombrero III is much more of a team player than King Sombra anyways. Just look at it, he was more developed and even became their friend! Oh Hasbro, you missed out on taking Rusty's story... 

So what do you guys think? Rusty's version or what was actually used in the show? Personally I vote for Rusty.

"Get incinerated by Buffalo Man" should be a choice for the poll.