Bird Mom

Stardust x Severus Snape (NEW OTP!) http://33.media.tumblr.com/40f92c133b7a1119f8f75c0e6b1887dc/tumblr_mrvk91SN771sy47wzo1_500.gif

You people make me ship the damnedest of things. Stardust x Nyan Cat

Stardust x Microwave

Stardust x Pinkeh

CAKEFRUIT X LIGHTWING X MICROWAVE

The little conversations people have in the comments. Like, go email each other, or maybe, idk, meet up in person if you want to have a long and drawn out conversation?! That's what coffee shops are for.

Dr Who x Lightwing

^ | EVEN I SHIP THAT Royce x Starlight Glimmer (it works, trust me)

Lightwing x Royce (also = OTP <3) I'm trying as we speak..

This is more adorable than it could ever be frightening..

Royce x Cakefruit

You're really hanging onto that ship, aren't you? Cakefruit x Buzz

I have 2 books on astronomy. And they're the same book, but one is bigger than the other, for travel preferences.

Here's a few tips: -We get bored easily, so keep us entertained. (not sexually) -Don't make sexist jokes, and don't tell us what women should and shouldn't do. Unless of course you want a punch in the face. -To make a risky conversation easier, get us something. A chocolate bar can do wonders. -Be yourself. Believe it or not, women don't like fake guys.

Noodles. Noodles all the way. Who's your favorite background pony?

Buzz x Pewds

February. -Valentines Day -Cold, like, really. ._. -The stores throw up pink.

Lightwing x Cakefruit Exactly..

1. My special somepony is Rarity. (Start the shipping, everypony :comeatus: ) 2. Named my first born child Totodile. 3. Host a TV show with Justin Bieber

-People that jump in front of me at the damnedest of times. Like really? Pipe. Down. -When people think it's okay to just TAKE my fries. Back off.

Queen Rarity damn. O.o

Plusle x Frostgage

Alright, so this happened just last year when I got my new bed. I was sleeping with my head at the foot of my bed so I could see the TV better. I was in mid-drift sleep and got woken up by a tickling on my forearm. I passed it off as my hair just there, so I went back to sleep, being still so my 'hair' didn't tickle anymore. Looking at my arm, I noticed there was a freaking ROACH on my arm with it's antennae tickling my arm. So, being a girl, I freaked out, did some weird foreign dance around my room, and ran into my parents room screaming bloody murder. They made me go back in my room with the 'You're 15, you can't sleep with your parents' crap. Before getting over it, I stripped my bed of EVERYTHING and did a huge security check on all the blankets, pillows, and sheets. I even checked around the entire perimeter of my room, contemplating whether I should go downstairs and get the Raid. BUT WAIT. We aren't done yet. After getting all of my bed stuff sorted back into place, I got in bed and was in mid-drift once more for about 30 minutes. Then, that.. little.. ROACH thing went across the rim of my blanket, like dead in my face. I did my little foreign dance, went to parents room, and even did my security check again before I finally went to sleep, with my head at the headboard this time..

The Star Spangled Banner isn't the worst, but as stated before, some of it isn't even true anymore. I mean, some people hate against gays(or anyone else who isn't straight) and races have cat fights all day everyday. I think it would be best if we just didn't have a national anthem and biased opinions wouldn't be introduced.