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Posts posted by Methuselah
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I'm a teetotaler, so none.
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I try to keep it to one can per month. In practice, it's more like three or four sodas per month.
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No. I am weak and helpless.
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Somewhere between 15 and 969.
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This pony sleeps nude, so...
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I'm going on a hot, steamy, sultry, evening date with my job.
7 hours ago, diskord said:(English is not my first language so don't be surprised if you see any grammar mistakes ) derp
Español?
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4 hours ago, LCpony417 said:
I've made a platformer game with ponies a few months ago. Are you interested?
I'm very interested!
55 minutes ago, The Wife of Law said:I have altered this title so it appeals or more users, therefore increasing the likelihood of responses.
That kinda defeats the purpose. I would rather get zero responses than a bunch that have nothing to do with ponies when I'm not looking for non-pony platformers. Anypony can create a general platforming topic. If it needs to be cleared up for anypony, when I said I'm ok with "non-mlp" platformers, I meant games with ponies that aren't from any of the mlp shows.
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Can anypony recommend some pony platformers? 2d platformers, 3d platformers, they can even be non-mlp, it doesn't matter.
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No. I'll just continue working my job and trying to improve myself as always.
Have you ever played a game of Dungeons & Dragons in real life? (playing with a group over the computer doesn't count for this question).
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No.
Methuselah?
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I have flown many, many times, but I haven't flown since 2004. I have crossed the North American continent four times since then.
TPAM doesn't care about Equestria Girls.
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This is by far the best Equestria Girls:
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On 2020-05-17 at 4:19 PM, Methuselah said:
A cop girl once gave me a ride in her cruiser. I wasn't arrested.
On 2020-05-17 at 4:50 PM, Le Trotteur Sauvage said:What ? Explain
I was walking home from work at something like 2 in the morning. Several police cars pulled up and they got out and talked to me because they thought I might be the criminal they were looking for. After a few questions, they figured I wasn't and offered me a ride home. The cop girl took me home and oddly it was just me and her in the car, no cop partner. I was sitting behind her in the part where the criminal is completely separated from them. I could see that she had a set up where a laptop is firmly in place, facing her in the passenger seat. When we got home, I waited for her to let me out (only she could open it), then she gave me my stuff and that was that.
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Only if my surname were Gloop.
Hermione?
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No. It would make me uncomfortable. I would much rather it feel I'm just having supper with her.
TPAM likes fairy tales.
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Nope.
Bob?
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Do you have a favorite number?
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On 2021-09-05 at 12:19 PM, ExplosionMare said:
It’s noon, why am I still sitting here in my pajamas?
Hey, I'm usually nude in bed at noon (night job).
On 2021-09-06 at 12:07 PM, Astral Soul said:I can't wait to see 2021 behind me
"Things will get worse before they get better."
On 2021-09-07 at 3:48 PM, FlutteringGuardian said:i'm thinking about that huge spider in my house, now i can't sleep why do i fear these anoying creepy crawling thingies, why do they exsist
I was changing into my pants just before work the other day when my foot kicked a large spider out of my pants that I didn't know was there. It sat for a moment before scurrying away. I had even seen that spider in my room the night before and thought "Huh, there's a chance it might crawl into my pants on the ground... but I shouldn't worry about it." I never did see it leave my room, so it might still be here, chilling, somewhere. Pretty sure it's a wandering spider and not a web spider.
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3 hours ago, abrony-mouse said:
Not sure I'd do away with any. Even ponies poop
But sadly, only unicorns can wipe.
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I would go with sleep and eating. I would have so much more free time Also, the eating bit would mean I no longer need to poop
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No.
Methuselah?
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I don't normally tell stories.
Are you depressed?
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Closer to the opposite, but I do like chocolate.
TPAM would be fine if gift-giving stopped being a "requirement" for Christmas (fine with not having to give gifts, fine with not receiving gifts).
Do you like having your picture taken?
in General Discussion
I don't care either way. I never take photos of anything. I'm the kind of person who wouldn't care if he discovered a sasquatch, had a perfect opportunity for a photo, and didn't have a camera on him. Which reminds me, I should take a photo of myself each year to preserve a record of my appearance as the years go by. I'm not getting any younger and I should've started decades ago.