Astral Blitzen

Looking for someone who can draw an 17 panel comic. (They don't have to be one panel per page). Characters: Astral Blitzen (just have her wearing the top hat in this comic and her tail touches the ground in length Another image of her (the chair and whip is her cutie mark, not the one in this image) Sage Leaf (the green maned pony) Here is the comic story Sorry for any spelling and grammar errors. The time of day is in the afternoon and the house in general is treehouse-ish or like a cabin. Panel 1 "Welcome ladies snickering, and CAULIFLOWERS to this faaaaaaaaan-bucking-tabulous event, where I will make sweet, hot love to this potato!", Panel 2 She turned around and pried open a cabinet behind her and reached in for a potato, but the cabinet was empty. Panel 3 She turned back around, "Well it looks like she finally left me. She said I was too crazy or something; I had no idea… what… she… was talking about". Panel 4 The mare reached for a wooden stool, pulled it up to her and sat down crossing her legs. Panel 5"I’m just kidding, hah! I got you and you and all of you with that joke, didn’t I?", she smiled cheekily, "I peeled her skin, then immersed her in hot scalding water! Oh! What fun it was. Any questions?" Panel 6 She turned her attention to a kettle on the stove. "Yes, you, ma’am." Panel 7 "…" "Oh, well I didn’t eat her, she would’ve tasted like, blech." "…" (the '...' indicates the kettle talking XD) Panel 8 "Where’d I hide the body, oh you know, the ground." The mare smiled to herself, twitching and rocking back and forth. Panel 9 A green-maned mare entered the kitchen and the crazed mare caught sight of her. Panel 10"Well, it looks like we have an unexpected, special guest.", she grinned, "come here". Panel 11 "Um, Astral, are you having another episode?", she said with slight concern. Panel 12 "Wow, what a card! And what is your name, miss?", she gave her a wolf whistle and stared her up and down. Panel 13 She placed a hoof on Astral’s shoulder and whispered into her ear, "If you don’t cut it out, I will get the straitjacket, babe". Panel 14 "The only thing strait about a straitjacket, is the lampshade, isn’t that right folks?" Panel 15 The green maned pony grimaced. "That’s it! You’re coming with me.". Panel 16 She took Astral by the hoof and yanked her off the chair onto the ground and then began to drag her out of the kitchen. Panel 17 "You’ve been a wonderful audience, thanks, and goodnight, everything!", she exclaimed before she was completely out of the kitchen. If you have any questions, post them here or message me Is my thread glitched? Will it let anyone post?

I have been playing the piano for 11 years and I am self-taught ^^

I am probably anywhere from between 99.9999999% and 100% screwed.

I am looking for an artist who can draw comic(s). If you can, send me a message and I will give you the details, thanks!

xD, thanks for the criticism!

I will expand on it; think of this as more of a rough draft, also she has a German accent.

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She was in bed on her back staring at the large face of a clock on her ceiling that she had painted many years ago. "Tell me a story, ya' bloody thing", she angrily whispered, "All you do is tell me about time! Is that all you do!", her whisper turning into a shout," Why not tell me a story, o-or hello, or something. I'm just so sick of you telling me time all the time!". She turned onto her side facing her night stand. She grabbed the digital clock that was on top it and held it up to her face, staring at it intently. The LCD display showing '12:00' flickered on and off. "At least you tell me more... Than just about time", she cooed as if she was talking to a filly. She flicked the switch on the side of the radio. *static*, she fondled the tuning knob looking for a station *static*. The mare looked at the clock in shock and awe. Shaking and eyes watering she said in a eerily calm voice clenching her teeth," You... You traitor. Y-you *twitch*. Don't tell me your siding with...", she pointed at the painted clock, "With him". Her mood changed again quickly, her grimace quickly turning into a wide grin, and she hung her tongue out of her mouth stupidly and she shut off the radio. "Awww... I'm sowwy, I didn't mean to get angry at you", she said fondling the volume and the tuning knob on the clock, "Now, I want you to tell me something that isn't about time. "I'll give you one more chance", she said tilting her head at nearly ninety-degrees with her tongue still hanging out from her mouth, "otherwise, your TIME here will no longer exist *twitch*... Buck, that sucked." She flicked the switch on the clock *static*, she carefully turned the tuning knob all the way to the left then all the way to the right. Everything was static. "So, Mr. CLOCK, you are a *twitch* traitor, out to *twitch* kill me", she bared her teeth at the clock grasping it with both hooves. Now face to face with the traitor, she twisted her body and yanked the cord of the alarm clock out of the socket *snap*. The mare let out a maniacal laugh that reverberated throughout her room. She literally hopped off her bed holding the clock above her head, as she sprinted toward a window on the other side of the room. "NOW, NOWWW you are gonna *twitch* gonna, g-get it!", she yelled. She threw the alarm clock through the window. The window shattered and glass rained down in front of her. There was an audible thud a split second later as the clock hit the ground below.

"Welcome ladies snickering, and CAULIFLOWERS to this faaaaaaaaan-bucking-tabulous event, where I will make sweet, hot love to this potato!", she turned around and pried open a cabinet behind her and reached in for a potato, but the cabinet was empty. She turned back around, "Well it looks like she finally left me. She said I was too crazy or something; I had no idea… what… she… was talking about". The mare reached for a wooden stool, pulled it up to her and sat down crossing her legs. "I’m just kidding, hah! I got you and you and all of you with that joke, didn’t I?", she smiled cheekily, "I peeled her skin, then immersed her in hot scalding water! Oh! What fun it was. Any questions?" "…" She turned her attention to a kettle on the stove. "Yes, you, ma’am." "…" "Oh, well I didn’t eat her, she would’ve tasted like, blech." "…" "Where’d I hide the body, oh you know, the ground." The mare smiled to herself, twitching and rocking back and forth. A green-maned mare entered the kitchen and the crazed mare caught sight of her. "Well, it looks like we have an unexpected, special guest.", she grinned, "come here". "Um, Astral, are you having another episode?", she said with slight concern. "Wow, what a card! And what is your name, miss?", she gave her a wolf whistle and stared her up and down. She placed a hoof on Astral’s shoulder and whispered into her ear, "If you don’t cut it out, I will get the straitjacket, babe". "The only thing strait about a straitjacket, is the lampshade, isn’t that right folks?" The green mare grimaced. "That’s it! You’re coming with me.". She took Astral by the hoof and yanked her off the chair onto the ground and then began to drag her out of the kitchen. "You’ve been a wonderful audience, thanks, and goodnight, everything!", she exclaimed before she was completely out of the kitchen.