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I have always kept my hair short. I have had a Crew Cut ever since I was small. I like short hair because it is easy to manage, out of the way, and is generally clean and tidy looking.

I get up, walk over to my computer, and go on /r9k/ for three hours until I pass out.

Kek

Mood: Drowsy Reading: Various stuff on /r9k/ Eating: Miso Flavoured instant Udon Noodles Drinking: Cold Coffee

Okay, this story takes place about three years ago when I was in Senior High-school. I was working the Nightshift as a cashier at a 7-11 in the middle of the highway. Keep in mind that this store was a forty-five minute drive away from civilization, with the only other place nearby being a Camp-sight/Rest Area. It was around 1:30 am, and it was a friday, so i was pretty tired. To keep myself from falling asleep, I was playing Tetris or Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral-Town or something on my GBAsp. While playing away, a large semi-truck pulled in without me noticing. The guy managed to get into the store, walk around, and pick up some snacks/coffee ect without me hearing him. They guy eventually makes his way to the desk to pay for his goods and to buy some diesel for his truck. It was at this time that I looked up, to see this 6' 7" beard sporting trucker standing right infront of me. I then proceeded to scream, however, while doing so, I suddenly sneezed violently, sending my forehead into the hard metallic cash register, causing the Cash Draw to fly open. For what felt like hours, the trucker and I just had an awkward silent stare. Eventually, he pulled out his wallet, and I began scanning his items, he then said "I'll get 150 bucks of regular diesel at number 3," proceeded to pay, and left without another word... Anyway, thats my story...

How could a hooved creature wield a lightsaber?

One of the hardest things for me is talking with people outside of my close group of friends and family. I avoid the phone if its an unknown number, and keep to myself for the most part.

When I moved out, I would keep myself busy, either by working, studying, or hanging around with friends. This would help me keep my mind from dwelling on thoughts of home too much. Eventually it will pass, and all feelings of homesickness will leave.

Nobody can compete with Comrade Lenin...

Since I was only six years old at the turn of the century, I have very little recollection of the 90s other than the fact that my older brother played his Gameboy Color non-stop. I also remember watching a lot of the Cartoon Network shows like Dexters Lab, Ed Edd n Eddy, and Courage the Cowardly Dog, as well as some of the Nickelodeon Cartoons like Angry Beavers, and Ren and Stimpy. Most of my nostalgic memories come from the early to mid 2000's.

I pre-ordered Hitman 6 and Battlefront III. However, for Battlefront III, I am prepared for EA's inevatable day one patches

My food replicator is working just fine, thank you.

I am currently wearing a russian mens 40 1/2, which I think is a US 12. I mainly wear Adidas Running shoes or off brand work boots.

Perfect, the Assimilation Process of the Human race to Borg has begun...

Looks like an interesting server, ill check it out.

I hate it when something is created on 4chan, but gets stolen by people on Reddit and Tumblr. I can stand Reddit and Tumblr a little because they don's watermark images like 9gag and Cheezburger.

The thought of meeting Captain Jean-Luc Piccard makes my life worthwhile...

I always love to put chunky peanut-butter on toast in the mornings. Sometimes ill even sprinkle some brown sugar and cinnamon on top...

I don't always go to the Movie Theatre, but when I do, I don't bring friends.

For shows with one continuous story ark (Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad for example) I get caught up with the story and find myself Going on Marathons. However, for shows like Startrek (TOS, TNG, DS9, VOY, ENT), and Various Sit-Coms, I watch an episode a day.