be my waifu

Yep, tis neigh impossible.

Just thank whatever higher power you believe in that roaches don't bite, and aren't poisonous.

Why don't you like me? ;~;

But you're not a roach, you're a game that people play that involves kicking each other in the crotch until one of them gives up...

Also, I see what you did there

And I'm pretty sure you set a record for being the slowest to respond to a status update, considering this one is 2 months old XD