Kel_Grym

Seriously on all counts. I made a blog post explaining a bit of it. Go read it and inquire more from me. Also, how have you been?

How did you find MLP Forums?: Been here before How you became a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: Because I rejected Christ, I became easy prey to the predictive programming of the NWO Once a self stylized minister of Celestia, but I've been to jail since then, found Christ and discovered everything I ever thought I knew was a lie. I'm returning now so that everyone will know that this change is real and I recant all my previous beliefs that I use to talk about here.

I am limited by a smartphone, so those who have ever known me at all will be disappointed by my lack of usual formatting. You may also be disappointeded by my lack of Celestia. If you ever knew me. I wasn't a real big deal, although I liked acting as if I was. I've had a gun pointed to my face, was maced and thrown in jail over some because I stood up to a crooked cop that wanted to arrest a friend of mine for nothing...I spent 71 days in jail. I was lucky to have a decent lawyer and the fraudulent assault charge got dropped. And also while in jail I picked up David W Bercot's book 'The Kingdom that turned the World Upside Down'...and the Lord ripped the blinders off my eyes. I'm writing this as a testimony...in my tenure here as the ordained minister of Celestia, I had a habit of yelling blasphemy or heresy at people for fun. However, I really was the blasphemer. The deceiver. All my talk about determinism and chaos magick. I was so so very wrong. I've recanted my heathen occult philosophy and repented of all my sexual immorality. I look upon all my previous works in disgust. This is a testimony, my personal way of repenting for spewing all the lies of heliocentric masonic bad science and occult corruption.

I'm not that pure a soul. I would use this thing and sleep well at night.

I've escaped from reality via video games, daydreaming, TV, and also drugs. Can't recommend the drugs.

Brownies forever and ever.

I got my credentials of ministry in the mail a few days ago.... soooo.... As a minister of the Universal Life Church I'm naturally obligated to uphold only two tenents: 1. Promote freedom of Religion 2. To do that which is right. The second one is a delightful catch-22 that by itself isn't really that helpful at all. At the same time that's about all that can be said since what's right changes from situation to situation. There's a lot of room for debate and interpretation and we can spend all day looking at our selected holy texts trying to piece together a solid set of rules to live our life by as much as we want, yet we still find ourselves caught in this gray-zone of uncertainty that requires us to look beyond the text and within ourselves to figure out what's right. If fought a vain fight today and perhaps made no headway in the goal I wanted to. Was there any merit in it? I fought with conviction. but perhaps it was a form of tribalistic conviction. Tribalism is not truth, is it? Conviction does not always play well with tolerance. Conviction in tolerance means tolerating opposing convictions. Tolerance means compromise. Conviction hates compromise. Conviction in compromise is a compromised conviction. Easy to speak of religious tolerance. Hard to do when the spirit is burning inside you.

Debatable. Some things were better, if not all things. For example, there wasn't obamacare.

Fashionably late Always gotta roll in style.

That was terribad. But it's better than my rap voice XD. Voted Celestia. (completely unbiased decision)

"I've been busy" Is a really effective and short way of explaining why I haven't been on the forums much for...I dunno, over half a year? A Year? Eon? I still work flipping burgers, but because I moved from my aunt's house into this new home, I've been swept up in the troubles of my roomates. When you're the one guy with reliable transportation you got a lot of driving around to do. I'm not blaming my roomates, one of them really does deserve the help, the other two are...eh. Apart from that, I only frequent the forums to talk to some of my friends, and honestly I don't do that very much either. Mostly I skype...and then I find myself not being able to talk much on skype. Perhaps its a combination of general anxiety, business, and interests in other things that's been doing it for me. Keeping me at bay from online activities. I never even got around to posting my horrible experience at last year's Nightmare Nights. As far as my Cult goes, I think the church is in shambles. However there are a few things that are spurring me to become active again. 1. We got suddenlink internet service at my new address. Finally. 2. THE SEASON 5 PREMIERE! 3. SCS being the coolest kat ever in the history of kool kats. One big reason I haven't been interested in even trying to make time for the forums is due to the sheer number of friends I have that are completely disgruntled with the way staff handles the site. However, due to SCS's recent post, I feel a little candle of hope flickering on the inside, and I think I'm gonna give the forums another shot. The only thing that really makes the forums worthwhile for me are my friends on the forums. While I've never really had any serious issues with the staff (due to my supernova like charisma and silver tongue) It's really hard to have fun here when your friends are constantly locked in "Fuck the staff" mode. I see change on the horizon though. So a big thank you to SCS. You're marvelous. Celestia will have mercy on you when her manifestation on the earth plane begins. Hail Celestia. I don't make any promises how active I'm gonna be, but for the most part... I'm back.

I think I'm coming back to the forums.

Edit: Updated post. Finished piece. Not as creepy as fist sketch imo.