Kel_Grym

What do you think of rocks...from space?

Is it true you really got it going on?

Alicornius, settle this debate once and for all. Did Han shoot first?

Fluttershy, have three words for you: Automatic Assult Rifle Never be scared of your shadow again.

Hey Celius, what do you think of ponies armed with automatic weaponry?

Okay, that's it! *cranks arm back to strike, but is stopped by a pink hoof* *Pinkie appears placing her hooves between Lucifer and Bloodwire* Make it stop! Make the violence stop! *begins to sob* ...Pinkie...what are you doing here... *Pinkie perks up with a s*mile as if nothing was ever wrong* Oh! Yeah, that's right! Twilight sent me to remind you that your forbidden from assaulting anyone, or else you go back to containment and to remind you that you're still in Fluttershy's body, and that if you injure it in any way that when she does figure out how to seperate her from you that Celestia will have you banished to the Sun forever and ever! *Lucifer cocks an eyebrow at Pinkie an tries to process what she just said* ...what? *Lucifer shifts his eyes between Bloodwire and Pinkie a couple of times* But I can't just let this bitch get away with punking me like that! *Pinkie's eye brow furrows and she glares at Lucifer* No buts! It's not your body! No fighting means no fighting! *Pinkie turns to Bloodwire* And you! Shame on you! This is his therapy session, and this isn't even that kind of rp anyways! *Lucifer blinks* Rp? What? *Pinkie turns back to Lucifer* Nothing you need to worry about. My job here is finished. Byes! *Pinkie rips hole in fourth wall and disappears* ... *Lucifer just stands there confused* (ooc: sorry. no dramatic fight scenes. Not that kind of rp)

3/10 because it lacks engagment...or maybe it's just the text. Too simple. Also the colors hurt my eyes.

Banned, cuz Star Wars is better.

In another sense... Weeping is really Laughter in its underdeveloped form. Tragedy+Time=Comedy

banned cuz, Nth metal Hurts ghosts, deflects magic, and drives back Lovecraftian entitys.

Banned cuz, *cuts rope with hidden knife* *walks to bus stop - takes bus to town* *goes to walgreens, buys burn cream* *goes to gun club -- purchases new rifle* *walks back to bus stop, gets on bus back to forum, ingores stares from pony's* *comes back and loads another nth round* Give me back Lucile...

Don't care what you plans for him are, and I never said anything about killing, either. For all I care, you can play backgammon on his liver, or let him fuck you in the ass while wearing a dress. Ain't gonna waste my time passing hooves through you either. Fuck! You're more annoying than Discord!

Banned cuz, repitition.

Tch. Whatever. Fight your own battles, I ain't anyone's soldier. (ooc: I'll check it out later. For now, however, since this is an "ask" thread, try just to stick to diaoluge with Luce.)

Banned, cuz... *loads nth metal round* ...there's more than one way to toast a ghost.

Banned, cuz you stole my kill!

Banned cuz retaliation is always immidiate and swift *shoots candle flame out* [edit: damn...i was too late]

Banned, cuz of impersonating a K-9

Banned cuz your dripping candle wax everywhere.

*blinks at hoof. pokes hoof through intangibility* *grumbles* Great. Another overpowered entity I can't hurt. Fucking unicorns are bad enough. Fuck you! *strikes a proud pose and taps chest* Maybe you don't know this about me, but fighting suckers leagues stronger than me is my favorite past time. What's the worst that's gonna happen? I get beat up? I can live with that. Die? Already did that. The hell you want with me anyways?

Banned, because of Harry Potter glasses

I just checked this out for the first time and I gotta say this is an awsome collection

*Lucifer immidiately turns to swing a punch* Fucking Hell! Why am I so angry? What kind of goddamn question is that!? Don't you know how to approach someone! Sneak up behind again you little shit stain! I'll stick my hoof up your ass and do a ventriloquist act!

8/10 Needs more pony. Kelso seems thematically out of place with the Disney characters. Design is good.

Banned because Fluttershy is naked without an automatic weapon.