baba_booey

Banned for not being patient

Banned for passing out on your keyboard.

Both the computers I use are manufactured/pre-built. I use a Dell Inspiron 3000 with Windows 8 (still haven't upgraded to 8.1 let alone 10 though) and a Toshiba notebook from 2010 dualbooting Linux Mint and Windows 7 (considering getting rid of the Windows 7 partition though). I might build a computer in the future that dualboots Windows 10 and Linux Mint, but I'm not sure I will because I'm scared I'll probably screw something up

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Banned for playing too much GTA V.

Guys, I need help. I was at school, eating lunch when I accidentally tripped and dropped my lunch all over this guy's new shirt. He got really angry at me when he started yelling at me, to the point where the teachers got involved. Later, I was walking in the hallway, and he threatened to beat me up after school. I tried not to worry about it, but when the bell rang and I walked towards the bus, the kid grabbed my shirt and threw me down. He punched my right in the face, giving me a black eye. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!" I begged and pleaded with her day after day but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. She gave me a kiss, then she gave me my ticket, I put my walkman on and said "I might as well kick it!" I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8 and I was finally there to sit on my thrown as the Prince of Bel-Air. PLS HELP.

1035 why aren't more males posting ;-;

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Fee mail

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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

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