Velosity? Pastry? That reminds me, I met a robot once. An AI actually. Loved cakes that one. Used it as prize and motivation for her subjects. It was a lie, though. And she was pretty GlAd about it. Not the subjects, though...
*Fwhap* BELAY THAT JIBBERJAB! There's no such thing as bad pancakes! All is fine & dandy with pastries! Even the nonexistent ones!!! A cake can be fake, but a pie ain't no lie!