HorsesandMOARGaloar

Granted. You instead get a card game involving roosters that look like Albert Einstein. I wish I can have a collection of those cards.

Granted. You are a kettle. I wish I am a black pot. Who's calling who "sooty" or "burned" now?

Occasionally. Mostly, I use profanity to myself, and less often to others (usually close friends). And when I use profanities, it is mostly done to amuse myself (such as Russian profanity), and sometimes as I ramble over certain pointless worries.

I did not celebrate Halloween, and I did not wear any costume. However, I posted this, because it/she is cute: What is your favourite constellation?

Granted. You instead get a documentary about Julius Caesar. I wish I can alter history by stopping Brutus and the senators from killing Caesar.

Granted. The dragons make you a janitor in their trading ship, as they carry good between several alien planets. I wish I can buy some of the aliens' products.

Thailand Russia Philippines Japan America Turkey (to see the Hittites' ruins) Indonesia Cambodia Argentina

Sometimes I enjoy writing stories, especially making own my own mythologies, even though I am a Christian myself. One of my own myths, for some of my fictional stories' backgrounds, goes like this: "Once upon a time, God creates a man and a woman, and places each of them on the opposite ends of an island. Both of them start off knowing nothing, not even of their creator, but they eventually learn to create their own clothes and language(s), and survive on their own. They meet each other one day. Both of them thought that they were the only human in existence, although they sometimes imagined other humans and beings as they felt lonely, until they noticed each other. Each of them thought that the other is a strange animal that looks somewhat like them ... " Do you think that either: both the man and the woman would be fascinated at each other, and would even fall in love and reproduce? the man would hunt the woman as though she were an animal (or vice versa)? something else?

It depends on the setting and cultures of the kingdoms. Here are some examples: (pseudo-"Rinnarit", one of my made up languages) Viarnoivoisa Kratovaidzhonio Iosokrondo ("Vozonid") Thusaigurnoz Ongorvando (based on Linear B Mycenaean Greek and Japanese) Kenakute Rywamari Heikonawos Twokanome Antoroike ("Greek" and "Latin" mixed) Roxavaras Anxadipuro Marnotar Auvostir ("Russian"-influenced) Dariyadagrad Vontaigrad Ulermin Vessestrask Oshondrest Klevastu (influenced by alien languages in 1950's science fiction or something) Narigoleg Erehgermino Drexerbrandeh Askebas (based on Sindarin) Ceriembir Crethir (perhaps influenced by a mixture of Persian, Arabic, and Valarin) Dulombir Rhimburna Lursa Jorondimbo Azamin Azriyaztar Yauporoztar Bavolsamma

The closest I ever had to any actual FiM merchandise would be some bookmarks, all of which were bought at fan conventions. And I gave some to my sister. If you said that "Legends never die. Ponies neither," are you saying that my horse can be immortal?

Yes, I do. Many of my funny thoughts may tend to be crude and vulgar, but some of those that entertain me involve horses, ponies, and FiM characters. Some jokes that I think to myself include drunk Clydesdales throwing stuff at a big TV with Trouble Shoes and Big Mac on a drive-thru, sandwich-eating Shetland ponies on jetpacks, and an awful futuristic country run and inhabited by fanatical gryphons.

No, I am not in love with her -- she is an animal. Actually, I find her somewhat of an inspiration, not from her nasty attitude, but by virtue of her being a gryphon herself. And it all began with this GIF of a furry cosplaying as Gilda dancing with Syrian refugees at a children's convention, and it caused me to imagine gryphons who visit and protect children in their dreams: Who would you like to see visiting your dreams, both an FiM character and a non-FiM character?

Perhaps by diverting my attention to other things, so that my mind will be filled with them. Is it not better if we were sitting together beside misty hills as we were conversing, while drinking tea and writing ideas in books?

Because you love details. I've also noticed that you are also a bit shy, like Fluttershy -- maybe you are the best of three worlds. How can I stop Gilda from appearing in my dreams so often, every time when I go to sleep?

I would offer some beef, goat meat, some cooked rats, or fish, topped with spices and flowers. I know that eagles love fish, and Gilda is no exception. Since gryphons, like Gilda, are carnivores who like hunting and meat, why is it that Gilda likes chocolate and sweets?

Of course. You also get 600 boxes of cake, with 7000 teapots (full of tea) and 15,000 teacups. I will not cover the resulting mess. What can I give as my offerings to Gilda the Griffon?

My earliest memory was perhaps night, and being carried over to an "Auntie": perhaps this was when I was born. What shall I give as my offerings to Gilda the Griffon?

Granted. You now find your Pony OCs trying to learn how to fry your fish for your guests. Now one of them is asking you to help them. I wish there is a way to keep EqG Pinkie away from me, because she likes to follow me like a ghost -- maybe, is she a ghost herself?

Granted. The bins come to life, and start their own music band. They're asking you if you'll let them rent your garage for their band practice. I wish I can find a way to stop Pinkie from appearing in my closet, and taking me away to her fairyland.

The sun turning purple is being controlled by Sci-Twi, in attempting to harvest it to produce energy to be sold. How rich is Sci Twi?

I'm from Seremban, Negeri Sembilan (at the southern part of the Peninsula), Malaysia.

Granted. You get the stuff that you wished earlier, but they immediately burn as you approach it. At least you can use it to fry a barbecue. I wish Double Diamond and Shadowfax switched places: imagine how fun it would be if that little white horse from Equal-Town skied down Helm's Deep like a shining star!

You need to use the USB to power your computer, to access the Internet. Can you please let me see a Hubble Space Telescope photo of the Sun?

So that you, as a comet, will not melt and destroy yourself. What does the sun look like in a Hubble Telescope photo?