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  1. As others have pointed out is technically illegal because it violates copywrite law but the irony is that this has actually benefitted MLP greatly and helped create the brony fandom. Hasbro is smart enough to not actively go after this stuff but they are still legally obligated to show they are doing the bare minimum to protect their copyrights and patents.

    Best overall response to this issue. Hasbro has to issue some C&R notices to protect their ownership and TM.

     

    I saw watch away if you can find them.

     

    :D

  2. A Reading from The Book of Acts of Generosity 82:15-25

     

    The 3rd Test

     

    "After dismissing the deceptive rock birthed by chaos, Rarity was visited once again by the Radiant Sunbutt"

     

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    "I am impressed by your courage, and your resolve my child. Are you ready for the final test, which wilt be giveth to you by me?"

     

     

    Rarity's poise did not betray her weariness. Fabulosity takes no time off. "I am Princess Celestia."

     

     

     

    The Princess nodded almost imperceptibly, her regal countenance present as always. "Good my little pony. I have but one question for you and it is this; Do you like bananas?"

     

     

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    At this Rarity froze. The spirit of St. Ackbar warned of such mischief. How would Rarity survive this riddle when so many ponies have fallen before it, banished to the Moon ... or worse. Celestia was knowledge, and she demanded answers to the greatest question of all. This was the test.

     

    Rarity's mind searched her knowledge of sacred texts to any clue. Then it hit her. Twilight once showed her a book of centuries old folklore. The stories were fine mind you, but the drawings of those long gone Ponies in their regalia gave her many the ideeeaaa. It was one drawing that caught her attention above all. It was the answer to the Royal Riddle. OF COURSE! Even Luna must have missed this.

     

    Rarity bit her lip, hoping that this was the answer.

     

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    Tapping her hoof, Celestia said, "Well, I'm waiting"

     

     

    Rarity looked around and saw the ornamental glass covered dish left by last nights welcome back party thrown by Pinkie. Rares cast her magical will on it and the dish hovered over to the table in front of the Sun Princess before being lowered with a dainty 'tink'

     

    "Bananas are fine your Majesty, but Cake is divine."

     

    Celestia stopped chewing her banana, and her eyes stood fixed on the cake. Rarity and Celestia stared as the cake began to glow.

     

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    The cake became the most Radiant and Fabulous Cake that Celestia had ever seen. History records this moment as one in which Celestia's joy spread around the world, spreading the love of deserts to all corners of the globe. And this happened.

     

     

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    "So did I pass the tests?" asked her Fabulousness.

     

     

    "Mmnnghhfff, Sure, go forth and spread your Generosity to all ... you have proved yourself worthy. Now if you don't mind ... OM NOM NOM NOM"

     

     

     

    Go Forth and spread generosity ... make Marshmallow Proud. VOTE RARITY

     

     

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  3. A Reading from The Book of Acts of Generosity 16:8-25

     

    "Celestia's second test came soon after to our Queen of Marshmallow, for rest was simply not to be."

     

    "Rarity, the Ravishing Pone of Purity, saw before her the antithesis of Fabulosity. An enemy of all that value truth."

     

     

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    "Tom the Deceiver, once a cruel joke played upon our angelic mistress, came forth to tempt the Unicorn of Generosity"

     

    "I come to offer you three wishes, temptations so great even you shalt not refuse them"

     

    "Tom you have nothing I require, you are just a rock, a horrible practical joke, as it were," Spoke Rarity with a reproachful glare that only made her visage shine all the more, for out Lady is even more gorgeous when annoyed."

     

    "Worship me again, and I will bestow upon you Coolness and Awesomeness beyond all in Equestria."

     

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    Our Lady Rarity raised her head in defiance and sayeth unto the igneous liar, "That is simple impossible Darling, for I already know the most awesome creature in all of Equestria ... Rainbow Dash. No rock could make anypony more awesome than her. Though if she would just let me style her mane ... she would be awesome and dazzling too"

     

    Undeterred, Tom the deceiver continued. "Then I shall give you power beyond all imagination. Power to invoke the anger of millions and launch a thousand Plushies. Bow to me and I will make you a Princess."

     

     

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    At this Rarity the Graceful was puzzled. Why would becoming a Princess cause anger? She quickly regained composure and said unto Rock Face, "How dare you mock Princess Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Cadence. Tempt not me with such blasphemy!"

     

     

    The rock still did not give up, "Fall prostrate before me and you shall have wealth beyond imagination"

     

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    Again the Marshmallow Goddess was undeterred, though highly annoyed. "You cannot tempt be with that fabulous fakery. Furthermore ... have you been paying attention? I have mountains of gems from my battle with those filthy crabs. Go back a few pages and read. And I care not about wealth as all of those gorgeous gems will be cut and used on my charity creations. You see Darling, everpony has the right to be simply fabulous. So BEGONE YOU HORRID RUNNING GAG"

     

     

    At this Tom gave up unable to temp Our Fair Rarity.

     

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    • Brohoof 6
  4. A Reading from The Book of Acts of Fabulosity 54:19-25

     

    The conclusion of Rarity vs The Giant Killer Crabs

     

     

    "The Giant Killer Crabs laughed at the generous offer of peace, as even the Crab Demons knew that they do not deserve such an overture."

     

    "The glorious White Pone of rapturous elegance focused. The firmament wept as her mind and magic flowed through her. Thousands of glistening rare gems rose up around all dancing to their queen. No one impure drop of sweat broke from her brow, as her concentration was perfection incarnate."

     

    "She heard the thoughts of her fallen friends come forth to her mind, cheering her on"

     

    "YAY, came Fluttershy whose font color annoyed many a typist and reader."

     

    "You give those oversized june bugs a whoopin' for me," exclaimed her dearest friend Applejack

     

    "You can do it sis!", came a squeaky but always pleasant sounding tone of one who would sing our our Fabulous ones praises in many an opera. 

     

    "The day shimmered with irresistible brilliance. Rarity angled all the gems toward the Crustacean Army."

     

    "Rarity spoke, the pristine elocution was even noted by all the wretched crabs that dared face her beauty."

     

    "In name of the Sun, the Sea, and the Moon. By the powers given to me by all that is holy and simply marvelous ... FALL BEFORE ME! Face the wrath of My Super Sequin Attack"

     

    "The gems, now innumerable, fell to the earth impaling the shelled menaces. Their General, the despotic Mister Krabs himself could not fend off the storm of glorification from the heavens."

     

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    "Their screams sounded like music and the seas shuddered in terrible joy. For now all Sea Ponies were free from torment. No longer would they be forced into a metro-sexual polos. They could dress as they willed. They sung and glorified in their Savior, as all would do in time. The Sea Ponies of the Ocean of Shoobedoo were free, and their song brought forth a sea of joyous tears"

     

     

    "Rarity stepped over the crab carcases, which would feed the hungry for days, and the gems of war would furnish many a pony with ravishing truth of her design."

     

     

    "In gratitude the Sea Pones invited Rarity and her dearest friends to explore the once forgotten realm of Underwater Equestria"

     

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  5. A Reading from The Book of Acts of Fabulosity 54:18

     

     

     

    "The Divine Rarebear stood upon one of the giant crabs. It was to be called E3 2006, for this one did not have a name, but a designation."

     

    "She closed her eyes and allowed the fabulosity flow through her. Her magically charmed horn would normally find small stashes of gems with ease, but even this result shocked the Generous One.  The beach, neigh the entire ocean was bountiful in precious gems. Her soul sung at it's glorious display. It was as if all of the poor aquatic life had shown her the most blessed accoutrements of nature. Even the lights of Hearths Warming Eve dared not compare to the glistening ocean. She opened her eyes knowing what she had to do."

     

    "Surrender now foul demons of the seas ... or ye shall surely die a most fabulous death."

     

     

     

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    COURT DISMISSED. BRING IN THE DANCING LOBSTERS.

     

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfpg-YoQj60

     

    Neigh, the lobsters have fallen prey to the evil Crab Demons.

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  6. And with another post comes the continuation.

     

    A Reading from The Book of Acts of Fabulosity 53:4

     

    "And the white Pone heard her Princess of Sun and journeyed to the Sea of Shoobedoo where once the magical and mysterious Sea Ponies lived"

     

    "To most, the seas were silent and calm as they had been for 1000 years (as is the Royal Standard chronology for all troubling times). Nopony could hear the Oceanic Aria's that once surrounded the land. She was here, as fortold by Celestia's will ... to free the Ponies of the Sea from a vile curse"

     

    "The Fabulous stepped forth, the water lapping gently at her hooves and she called out"

     

    "Emerge!"

     

    "Trumpets sounded, and they came forth in all their hideousness. They were decidedly NOT fabulous. They were the crab people"

     

    "Their chants sounded of cacophony and disharmony. It was no wonder the Sea Ponies could not sing"

     

     

     

     

     

     

    "Rarity spoke, her grace infuriating the crustaceans. Your foulness shall never again bother the good Ponies of the Sea ... IT IS ON"

     

     

    "And soeth began the battle of the giant crabs"

     

     

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  7. A Reading from The Book of Acts of Fabulosity 52:17

     

    "And to the White Pone of Fabulosity came an even greater Goddess, which was named Celestia. Rarity looked upon the brilliance of her mane, her snow white coat, and omg that crown ... such a gorgeous crown ... and wept." 

     

    "The Alicorn Princess spoke, casting down all thoughts of fear and pain in her presence."

     

    "Come to me with love in year heart my little pony, for I know the challenges I have for you," declares the Alicorn Goddess, "plans to test you for they will make you even more fabulous, and they are many."

     

    "Rarity opened her adorable muzzle and questioned why her. To which the Pastel Maned One simply mumbled something about a young orange filly would once day defeat her in prized battle."

     

    "This made no sense to the Fabulous Pone, but she knoweth when to let crazy be crazy"

     

    "So came to begin the Three Tests of Rarity."

     

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    • Brohoof 5
  8. Well I'm off to bed. I'll start prophecy again tomorrow. The world must know the truth of Tom the Deceiver. ;)

     

    And since the kids have their friends over this may be appropriate.

     

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    • Brohoof 5
  9. Actually wild horses wouldn't let you anywhere near them if you attempted to ride them. They have to be "broken" before they willingly let you ride them.

    Does not entail cruelty. Like any artificial selection (canines are the perfect example) humans have effectively reprogrammed the genetic behavior of equines (epigenetic changes).

     

    Now if the argument focused on the raving that would be an interesting argument.

     

    Not horseback riding though. It's not slavery.

  10. It says alot about the invisible struggle of Rarity fans when she beats Discord in a popularity contest...

     

    True true. When Discord won (the last match) I internally groaned. But Marshmallow are many ... hidden ... waiting.

     

     

    BTW, sometimes you're a hard guy to read. I think you're a Joker fan so I give you this. You really do epitomize this meme (not that that's a bad thing)

     

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    And and on a related matter

     

    Rarity loves her tea.

     

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    • Brohoof 3
  11. *takes deep breath trying to calm inner TWD fan down* what serious flaws are there in the walking dead? because if its that its different than the comics thats how Kirkman wanted it to be....anyways....compared to a lot of kids cartoons (that have A LOT of adult innuendo) MLP is by far the better than most cartoons nowadays

    No no no no. I would be furious if they made the AMC show plot for plot like the comics. I like being surprised ... and I don't need a rehash of something I already enjoyed. I'm not one of those that says "the book is better than the movie". Two different mediums and art forms need to approached that way.

     

    My main issue is narrative development and inconsistency in theme, structure, and characterization. Though I admit it's likely caused by a revolving door of show runners.

     

    I still watch it, and am highly entertained by it. I also said it would be one of the best shows period during the 2000's when we had garbage.

     

    Nowadays, I have Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Homeland, etc to compare against it.

     

    It's all opinion, but I stand by my statement that TV today is amazing on the whole. MLP is not a glowing beacon singular quality ... but it is the best overall in animation. That is where my opinion flips a little. Danny Phantom, Fosters, and Avatar TLA are not going against MLP directly either. Those toons were epic!

    • Brohoof 1
  12. We call upon our brothers and sisters and sing the greatest hymn of Generosity. Please turn your pages to 114, and press the triangle in the box below.

     

     


    What's with all the Generosity Bible verses?! xD

     

    Man you Rarity fans are quite the creative bunch!

     

    I just hope I don't inadvertently create any headcanons.

     

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    Rarity accepts no donations.

     

    Only hugs. 

     

    Reciprocity goes without saying.

     

    Who hasn't gotten a generous helping of hugs today?

     

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    • Brohoof 3
  13. From Acts of Fabulosity 17:22-36 According to Coco

     

    "We sat upon rock patiently awaiting her next glorious instruction. The radiant angel of Fabulosity turned to us and surounded her self in a pale blue light, only outmatched by her vivid eyes. She looked at her apostles and melted our beings with her grace"

     

    "As she rose into the air, she called down unto us.

     

    "All my Darlings. I have learned of another plane from Pinkie the Bakist. What I show to you must not be told to anypony else until it is time. Behold my true form ... and understand my miracle."

     

    "The great Goddess was joined by other Goddesses. One, young and with a voice of silk. The other, aged and wise with a spirit unlike any other we had witnessed."

     

    We beheld the Fabulous Trinity and wept for at least one was proven to be a Saint.

     

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    • Brohoof 5
  14. From Acts of Fabulosity 1:2 - 5

    "The Goddess stood before a comely stallion, bereft in his appearance as he felt it brought shame to all he loved. He regaled our mistress with tales of Diamond Tiara and her hurtful ways. The Goddess listened with rapt attention such as only seen from the great Pony Willow Trees in Fluttershy Forest."

    "She held up her hoof to quite the soul of the stallion and said

    "Do not despair. You come before me, with courage in your soul and say that you are not Fabulous. Neigh, I say unto thee Darling. Fabulousity and beauty does not come from your coat or mane, nor your frame. You speak yourself hideous, but I say go forth and be marvelous."

    At this moment she hugged the stallion and sent him on his journey. As the stallion passed the reflection of the nearest mirror he froze and dropped prostrate before what he saw. He was gorgeous now. Rarity had allowed his inner Fabulous nature to come to the surface. In tears he turned to thank the angel of grace that have bestowed this gift. She was gone.

    The stallion continued on with a a lighter heart, knowing that he was destined for greater things. And all would love him.



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    • Brohoof 5
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