I, Lieutenant Strucker aka Trekkie and worf trotted into the "camp"
"Captain we have located Lieutenant Strucker."
"Evalyn! Where have you been? And what are you wearing?" Picard Demanded.
"It's a long story but to shorten it a bit a fashion crazed pony kidnapped me and well as I said she was fashion crazed. Not a fan of the uniform apparently."
"Well all that matters is that you are here now. If you would search the forest for any threats Lieutenant."
"Yes sir I'm on it." I started towards the forest, she noticed another Starfleet uniform clad pony entering the forest
"Hey! Hold up!" I shouted. I ran after the other pony, desperate, for once, to have someone whom I could face danger with.
"Ensign... Ensign Hail! Ensign Hail! Hey!"
I ran to catch up. When I did finally I was out of breath. "Hey." I said huffing and puffing, or the pony equivalent. Suddenly Q aka Discord appeared.
"I see you've encountered Rarity. Charming pony although a little bit, how shall I say this? Fashion obsessive."
"Q! Get us out of here! Now!"
"As you wish."
I and the other pony appeared in a well lit sort of barn with tiny critters running everywhere.
"Where are we?"
(Just to note, it's Fluttershy's cottage.)