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  1. yall should text meh!! im really bored. 3076600433...yes i know its not safe to give out my number but i really dont care im in wyoming its an improvement XD SO TEXT MEH!!

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    2. Ninja Derpy

      Ninja Derpy

      Well I am on Audacity!!

    3. Swordfishtrombone

      Swordfishtrombone

      Thats what you think...

    4. Jokarr

      Jokarr

      what audacity ninja derp?

       

      and *in royal canterlot voice*

       

      ENOUGH OF THIS PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE! THE TIME HAS COME FOR CAKE, AND FRIENDSHIP!!

      and the occassional hacksaw..

  2. YO! i know most of you dont know who i am but i do have a question. A DJ frien of mine needs help with some graphic design on his music for his youtube videos and well, anybody up to help a aspiring DJ? His name is symbionic if you wanna look him up.

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    2. MatrixChicken

      MatrixChicken

      xD No seriously, does he want just a simple background to plaster a visualizer over, or just an epic still image?

       

      If you can't beat the information out of him, ProjectRKA will give you some awesome stuff. xD

    3. Jokarr

      Jokarr

      i am bein serious. D: he wants to do it all so give me everything!! XD

    4. MatrixChicken

      MatrixChicken

      Give... Me... EVERYTHING!!!!! MUAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!

  3. welp, there goes that plan. im gonna go drive meh car off the road now XD

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    2. HanPolo

      HanPolo

      Why u hate on da Beatles O.o?

       

      I hope your mood cheers up man :)

    3. Jokarr

      Jokarr

      ive never liked them i just hate the way they sound lol

       

      and this is actually what im like most of the time, usually im just actin cuz i dont want people to worry or care i guess, this is a weak moment for me. im just sick of it all man

       

    4. HanPolo

      HanPolo

      I dont really like the Beatles either... I guess I feel obligated to defend them because im British XD

       

      Seriously though man, you dont have to put up an act or anything around here. Thats the beauty of this forum. It helped me when I was down :)

       

  4. makin fun of my ponies?!! you better shut up before i go all fivefinger death punch on you, tie you up with a slipknot, and destroy you like guns and roses! hellyeah!

  5. Im thinkin of postin some of my lets play videos where i play some scary games...but would any of you guys watch em?

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    2. dar tunsh

      dar tunsh

      Also, I subbed :3

    3. Jokarr

      Jokarr

      a friend of mine can upload a 20 minute video in 40 minutes :o so i thought it was my computer....ATLEAST IM NOT ALONE!!!

    4. Jokarr

      Jokarr

      AWESOME :D. you should watch some of em. ive got like 20 videos to upload still!

  6. I really should be more active here O_O

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    2. Harmonic Revelations

      Harmonic Revelations

      You should be here more.

    3. MatrixChicken

      MatrixChicken

      I remember you, too. You were one of the first people to welcome me here! :D

    4. Jokarr

      Jokarr

      who could forget the dino hat :D its the only way i know who i am... and i keep sayin ill visit more often but ti never happens!!! idk why! :\

  7. does anyone know how i can get minecraft? my last version was an illegal download my lil bro put on here but i cant connect to servers so yeah...how do i get minecraft, correctly?!

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    2. Dragonshy
    3. Dany Heatley

      Dany Heatley

      beelzeboss (the final showdown)- thats what I think of from that quote ;p

    4. Jokarr

      Jokarr

      dany thats what i thought of too XD and thanks guys!

      @feld0- thanks i couldnt remember what the website was!

  8. life. its finally lookin up for me! wooooooooooooo!

  9. seeing as how i dont any classes tomorrow i think im gonna spend the night doin a movie marathon! but idk which show to watch....dexter season 2 (not dexters laboratory) or a MLP season 2?

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    2. Jokarr

      Jokarr

      it sucks man i can look at the cover of any tv show or watch the first 5 minutes and if i seen it before i recite the whole episode in my head in like 30 secinds. and season 2 is on netflix, if you have netflix that is...

    3. DJ MUFF1N D3RP

      DJ MUFF1N D3RP

      My parents have Netflix, so I could watch it sometime when they are out of the house.

    4. Jokarr

      Jokarr

      sweet man, they have MLP season 1 in hd also XD when i figured that out i was soooooo happeh!

  10. so my dad walks from the kitchen holding a box of instant white rice and stops in front of me. he then reads a loud the cover of the box. when hes done he looks at me and says "what was it before it was rice? saying that its instant rice implies that it was something else before its rice!" he then pours a fair amount of rice in his hand and looks at it for a minute then says " well its rice now but what is it before its rice!" sometimes my dads logic confuses the hell...

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    2. Gingerpotato

      Gingerpotato

      The intricate workings of the human mind.

    3. Jokarr

      Jokarr

      thats waht i thought aureity! and i tried explainin it to him but i dont know....hes a weird one

    4. Swordfishtrombone

      Swordfishtrombone

      It makes sense though. If its instant, how do we make it become instant. I don't think anyones ever gone so far as to decide on instant rice instantly.

  11. i cant sleep....ive watched 3 episodes of ponies...i cant stop!! XD not a bad thing tho

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    2. Nightfall

      Nightfall

      Scary, that many ponies XD

    3. Jokarr

      Jokarr

      its like they are forever embedded in my head...everything and i mean EVERYTHING reminds me of ponies....

      hear a creepy voice around the corner? its just pinkie no worries XD

      listen to my lil sister talk...sounds just like a crabby fluttershy

      look at myself in the mirror...im like a very masculine ( and bald) RD XD

    4. Nightfall

      Nightfall

      XD

      I close my eyes most times and see ponies...

      I've taken this too far, I then think... and more ponies appear... XD

  12. is it weird that ever since i became a brony its alli define myself as. like, when i meet someone new and they ask 'tell me somethin about you' i say imma brony? if that makes snese

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    2. Jokarr

      Jokarr

      thats just it...i mean im a cook (and a damn good one)but mlp is one thing that nobody else is around here. im labeled as 'the brony guy' around here...and i dont mind it at all but i mean there really isnt anythin about me that really sets me apart from everybody else

       

    3. Aureity

      Aureity

      Well, "around here", everyone sorta starts as a generic brony. There's too many members running around for people to get a feel of who you are right away.

    4. Jokarr

      Jokarr

      i meant around wyoming lol sorry for not specifyin :P

  13. sorry stairs, your nothing more but an organized hil

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    2. TomokoKuroki

      TomokoKuroki

      No stairs do their job by making you work to use them ;)

    3. dar tunsh

      dar tunsh

      Francis: "I hate stairs"

      Louis: "Stairs are a good workout!"

      Francis: |:L

    4. Jokarr

      Jokarr

      i would rather use a escalator than stairs. its so much easier.

  14. anybody out there have xboxlive?!

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    2. Typhoid Libby

      Typhoid Libby

      !DJ J0KA!XD has replied to !DJ J0KA!XD's status

    3. Typhoid Libby

      Typhoid Libby

      I'm just providing same amount of social interaction as Live will allow.

    4. Jokarr

      Jokarr

      oh ok haha...makes a little bit of sense i guess

  15. i feel im a combination of derpy and ranbow dash...im awesome in every way, but really clumsy, i am a pilot in training, and my favorite color is blue. Ive got a slight tilt or whatever in my left eye which makes it look kindof like derpy.

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    2. Slendermane

      Slendermane

      I feel like I'm a combination of Twilight and Fluttershy. I'm a quiet, kind, polite bookworm.

    3. NewCalamity

      NewCalamity

      Twilight+Rarity+Fluttershy=NewCalamity D:

    4. Dragonshy

      Dragonshy

      I think I'm most like Rainbow Dash, Twilight, and Pinkie Pie. I have different personality's from whom I'm among :P

  16. seriously??!!? how does meh avatar look like samwise gamgee?!?! im not seein it

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    2. Jokarr

      Jokarr

      i keep bein called samwise gamgee from lotr...and i have no idea why lol i dont mind it i just dont see the resemblance...at all.

    3. Typhoid Libby

      Typhoid Libby

      Uhh, Sam, you better talk to someone about this.

    4. Jokarr

      Jokarr

      ur confusin me man...whatchu talkin about?

  17. i was thinkin of startin a thread and postin my lyrics there, but who would want to read my dark, empty lyrics of awesomeness?

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    2. Swordfishtrombone
    3. Parties like Pinkie

      Parties like Pinkie

      oh swordfish, there's someone in the sugarcube corner that started a thread about a tabletop MLP game, i told them to contact you so they could help, but you might wanna go check out the thread yourself.

    4. Jokarr

      Jokarr

      ok lol i will....thats gonna be alot of typing

  18. im gonna go to mcdonalds and get the 20 piece chicken nugget!! i would get ponies but we dont have dem here :(

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    2. WhiteLightning

      WhiteLightning

      Well, we have them here, but they refuse to give them to male customers...

    3. That Guy

      That Guy

      XD -1 customer then...

      i would only eat at McDonalds for ponies, we got so many more here that's better

    4. WhiteLightning

      WhiteLightning

      Yeah I only go to McD for ponies too. I prefer KFC or Burger King anyway.

  19. fouton, its a couch that turns into a bed! the most dissapointing transformer evar.

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    2. TomokoKuroki

      TomokoKuroki

      Most disappointing transformer is anything through the digestive tract...O.o

    3. Jokarr

      Jokarr

      celestia i did not need that image i my head XD but yes i agree with you on that one

    4. Key Gear

      Key Gear

      @Chigens I agree with you completely. And then some.

  20. New lets play of slenderman christmas special map http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bViwOQNv9c&feature=youtu.be

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    2. Jokarr

      Jokarr

      lil i downloaded the slender shadows and played the christmas special first cuz is the least scariest. i love slender games but nothing scares me more than him XD

    3. AngelofDeath

      AngelofDeath

      Lol I hear ya there. Like I said, I played the original Slender game and I only played it once. Got 5 pages and that was the end. XD I give people credit for playing other Slender games cause I sure as hell won't haha

    4. Jokarr

      Jokarr

      on this video i get more than i ever have in any other slender game ive played XD

  21. somepony should text me!! or hit me up in skype chat! im really bored...my skype is punkrockinbrony....or messag eme on here...please!! XD much appreciated

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    2. Jokarr

      Jokarr

      you my friend is the god of trolling....i mean seriously XD

    3. Typhoid Libby

      Typhoid Libby

      You has forum. Use forum.

    4. Jokarr

      Jokarr

      i have been haha

  22. this video made me laught my ass off! i dont know why tho which is wierd

    they did mention my name tho and what i was doin at the time so iguess that was it XD epic
    1. Swordfishtrombone
    2. Dany Heatley

      Dany Heatley

      pernonin noobs... lol

    3. Jokarr

      Jokarr

      justin is the name of the camera guy and when julian said ' grandma your makin justin laugh' i started laughin even harder than i was before lol i have no idea why i found it so funny tho

  23. just got yeled at for spendin too much on the computer. AKA the forums.

    1. DozzyDash

      DozzyDash

      Ya lol. My mom yells at me all the time for being on the computer.

    2. Jokarr

      Jokarr

      he walked up to me and just blew up....rageface all red and veins sticckin out an everything! i tried to explain that when hes workin im lookin for a job but he stormed off....i have a feeling he thinks this is all i do everyday

  24. you lookin for an untapped new site for bronies?! with a live chatroom and a shit ton of fun?!?! check ithttp://www.mlpchat.com/

    1. Jokarr

      Jokarr

      stupid space bar >.> use this link!! http://www.mlpchat.com/

    2. Dany Heatley

      Dany Heatley

      just............................... no

    3. NavelColt

      NavelColt

      Nope.

       

      Forum guy, not a chat guy. Came here initially from there, enjoying it here a lot more. But, hope folks over there enjoy it.

  25. holy jahoosaphat

    1. dar tunsh

      dar tunsh

      I know it's April fools day for some ponies, but it's 6pm on March 31st for me...

    2. Jokarr

      Jokarr

      its almost 7 now, same date...it fraked me out tho

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