Ziggy + Angel + Rain

The power to irritate badgers.

The caption for this Wikipedia-derived image reads: "Two female Great tits." I posted here, in part, in the hopes that the topic title would appear on "Recently discussed forum topics."

Corncob: A giant chicken (okay, cockatrice) who ascended to alicornatrice (alicorn + cockatrice = giant chicken with a horn) during a particularly rousing game of checkers against his archenemy Tony the Squirrel. He's capable of telepathy (learned via a correspondence course), can travel through space unaided (once defeated Tony in an epic game of tug of war on the moon), has accidentally traveled back in time, can vaporize someone with his Sonic Bawk, and has been known to travel from universe to universe in an attempt to escape the wrath of Lyra and Bon Bon. What influenced Corncob? The fandom's tendency to TELL people what does or doesn't constitute a "good OC" - and to harshly judge those that don't fit their criteria. Especially where alicorns are concerned; people will rationalize the hell out of the impossibility of alicorn OCs. So I made, I thought, a blatant joke-OC who went from cockatrice to alicorn and continued to make his backstory and abilities increasingly ridiculous.

I've always thought that I had this "curse." Or... Special skill? : D I'll be honest: Sometimes I'm out to kill a topic, if I can. There was one versus topic, in particular, that I was determined to deep six over a year ago. Versus topics that pit immortal, all-powerful, nigh-godlike beings against this or that pony would annoy the hell out of me, and when you challenge someone's logic they give you a long damn list of why such a match-up is perfectly reasonable. So I just gave the OP as hard a time as I possibly could until they didn't seem to want to play anymore.

I'll be honest: The visual style of Steven Universe doesn't really appeal to me. I like how she's all blue, though; blue is a lovely color. When I first saw Lucina, I momentarily thought of her as a Marth gender swap lol. But she's pretty (and definitely not Marth); again, I like all the blue. Lyn; also from the Fire Emblem franchise (and should have been playable in Smash 4).

I liked his character from Angel Beats (and the series itself quite a bit), but, where appearance is concerned, he's kind of generic-looking. Because they're a team: Rally Vincent (left) and Minnie-May Hopkins (right) of Gunsmith Cats. Ignore the surrounding characters.

Rainbow Dash - @Deae Rising Shine~ and Pinkie Pie - @Pinkamena-Pills Fluttershy - No one's coming to mind at the moment, but I might just be overtired. Applejack - @Stellafera Twilight Sparkle - and @MLPFanatic34 Rarity - @ooBrony and Jeric

"We like ponies' butts."

Ham Sammich.

And my opinion of you has just improved. (It was already a good opinion to start with, though.) I don't ever want to rank up beyond Pegasus. I've even considered asking staff if they could somehow permanently lock my rank, but I figured that I'd just mostly post in fan clubs and forum games.

Impossible / 10 Riding a motorcycle while playing Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters.

Yuck. (I think; never had that.) Cuban hot dog.

*Throws Kane's mask.*

Sorry, I have too much face-palming to do after seeing some ridiculous drama unfold on Facebook.

You awful person. Why aren't you behind bars where you belong? I've never shoplifted before (accidentally or otherwise), but I've been accused of shoplifting. My mother and I were at some crappy store in the town where we used to live, and some dumb ass who worked there stopped us with the claim that, "Someone saw you put something into your purse." My mom DID put something in her purse; a notepad that she brought from home. With stuff written on it. Because, and I know this might mystify a really stupid employee at a crappy store, women keep various objects in their purse sometimes. So my mom was made to open her purse and show the contents (don't f****** ask someone's mom to do that if you've a shred of decency), and then the ass hat had the NERVE to turn to me. Okay, okay; some very paranoid and / or misguidedly civic-minded individual gave you bad information. But you're gonna accuse me based on... What? Guilt by association? After you've been proven wrong about my mom? I lifted up my shirt far enough to reveal my pockets, which were both turned out already. My mom, by the way, was pissed; I mostly remember my heart pounding and urging my mom to just leave the place with me. That's the part that makes me angriest, I think: I reacted as though I HAD done something wrong, even though I hadn't. I hope that store went out of business. Or mysteriously collapsed into a crater while no one was there. Well who doesn't, nowadays? x ) I've technically cross dressed in public. But it wasn't anything most people would have noticed; stuff like colorful ladies' socks. And I used to paint my nails rainbow colors. I only stopped the latter because I really, really sucked at it, and it turned out to be inconvenient.

Hell no. I mean... Yuck. Is "yuck" actually the more polite answer for once? xD Pork rinds.

'Fraid not. Rouge the Bat

Inspector Spectre

Sure. When I fell down the steps as a toddler, when I broke my wrist at the age of eight (I think), when I tried to cut my thumb off at the age of twelve or so, and some other times that weren't as serious or weren't about me. What's your favorite movie soundtrack?

Chocolate. Used to be coffee. Used to be butter pecan before that. SAME!