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  1. Crispy

    Holy fuck. Guys, we need to start another charity drive. Like, right the fuck now.

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    2. PonyEcho

      PonyEcho

      @Crispy what would the money do? rely, answer this question

    3. Crispy

      Crispy

      Help pay for funeral expenses, help the school buy new things to teach future students. Failing that, giving some grieving people the feeling that others care other than their "thoughts being with them".

       

      Seriously. Apathy helps no one.

    4. Champion RD92

      Champion RD92

      Good point, Crispy.

  2. Crispy

    'Cause I see some ladies tonight that should be havin' my baby, baby.

    1. Kurtiss

      Kurtiss

      ;3

    2. Lady Rarity Pony

      Lady Rarity Pony

      Mah body is ready.

    3. Crispy

      Crispy

      <3

  3. Crispy

    Alt + F4 for God mode.

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    2. Luriel Maelstrom

      Luriel Maelstrom

      Lets all make a war face!

      Rawr! >:3

      Now let me see your war face!

    3. Commander Urdnot

      Commander Urdnot

    4. Nightfall

      Nightfall

      War? Got a song to prepare for it:

      Two Steps From Hell's Heart of Courage ;)

  4. Crispy

    Just found out I have to go in to work on Christmas. Pretty pissed off.

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    2. Bronium

      Bronium

      So it finishes the day after Christmas? At least you got the evening with your family. That's something at least.

    3. Crispy

      Crispy

      If I decide to go into work without sleep, that is.

       

      Oh well, done bitching now.

    4. Champion RD92

      Champion RD92

  5. Crispy

    Brian Greene's "The Fabric of the Cosmos" is a great read so far. I'd recommend it.

    1. Creamy Arty

      Creamy Arty

      I hadn't heard of it until just now. Based on the synopsis I found I think I may have to grab a copy.

  6. Crispy
  7. Crispy

    Morbid, perhaps, but this is the song that will be played at my funeral.

  8. Crispy

    No.

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    2. Crispy

      Crispy

       

       

      That's what you get for being a dirty headphones user, RD.

    3. Lightning Fluttershy

      Lightning Fluttershy

    4. Crispy

      Crispy

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZrssf7-Nb4
  9. Crispy

    En guard. I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style.

    1. Doctor XFizzle

      Doctor XFizzle

      RZA, Method Man, and Ol Dirty Bastard right?

    2. Crispy

      Crispy

      I smoke on the mic like Smokin' Joe Fraizer, the hellraiser.

  10. Crispy

    Why does the forums sign me out every time I leave it alone for more than five seconds? This hasn't happened before.

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    2. Champion RD92

      Champion RD92

      Seriously, though, I have no idea. That's never happened to me before.

    3. Twilight Sparkle ✨

      Twilight Sparkle ✨

      Support ticket, please. You're not going to get much helpful assistance in a status update.

    4. Crispy

      Crispy

      No big, Feld0, it was a passing problem with my work's Sonicwall. Already handled.

  11. Crispy

    Hrafda;alkjdfl;ajdf;lkkajdf

    1. Creamy Arty

      Creamy Arty

      That must be from a song I've never heard before.

  12. Crispy

    XFizzle. http://i.imgur.com/E9n2L.jpg

  13. Crispy

    Getting ready for work. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mefvsckEZP1r8r1hco1_400.gif

    1. Creamy Arty

      Creamy Arty

      http://i1307.photobucket.com/albums/s598/BronyArtemis/253.gif
    2. Crispy

      Crispy

      Accurate.

  14. Crispy

    We must take all of the medicines too expensive now to sell, set fire to the preacher who is promising us hell.

  15. Crispy

    Clarity's favorite pone. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mede0bvoKl1rwfb9jo1_400.gif

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    2. Commander Urdnot

      Commander Urdnot

      Seems legit.

    3. spas-ticShotty

      spas-ticShotty

      And Crispy forgot to mention me >:(.

       

      It doesn't matter, though, that thing is hideous D:

    4. Champion RD92

      Champion RD92

      Lmao wtf XD

  16. Crispy

    Man, I bounce to the song on my profile page. So much rage, it's beautiful.

  17. Crispy

    Gotta love Friday morning. Beer for years.

  18. Crispy

    I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite status update on MLP Forums.

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    2. null1

      null1

      I would comment on this status update, but it has to wait for a bit, I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

    3. Creamy Arty

      Creamy Arty

      I'm captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise, and I see no reason I should answer to you.

    4. Crispy

      Crispy

       

      That's why.

  19. Crispy
    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg0fhqnnV01qfn12xo1_500.jpg METAL GEAR!?
  20. Crispy

    Shit like this would happen on a Friday. I want to fight everyone on second shift right now.

  21. Crispy

    Threat has been THREAT THREAT Threat has been detected. Jesus fuck, Avast, I get it.

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    2. Crispy

      Crispy

      Aw, why? It's been good to me so far.

    3. Creamy Arty

      Creamy Arty

      Partially because of false positives but mostly because it's a resource hog.

    4. Crispy

      Crispy

      Huh. The false positives could explain why the fucking alerts keep going off. I've done boot-time scans with it and just today did a full scan with MalwareBytes, and though it found and deleted some things, I'm still getting warnings.

  22. Crispy

    Looking through the Swole transformation thread on SA is making me jealous. I gotta work on that.

  23. Crispy

    There are Lunchables in the food machine at work. I am an adult that makes responsible purchases.

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    2. Champion RD92

      Champion RD92

      @Crispy Have you ever considered changing your name to "Crispy Bacon"?

    3. Crispy

      Crispy

      Actually, I take my own name changes pretty seriously. One reason so many people know who I am is because I almost never change my name, and even when I have, Crispy has still been in it.

    4. Champion RD92

      Champion RD92

      Yeah I always wanted to change my name, but then no one would recognize me, so I'm kinda stuck with this name :/

  24. Crispy

    EVISCERATE THE PROLETARIAT.

  25. Crispy
    1. Jokuc

      Jokuc

      are you :c? or you like the song?

    2. Crispy

      Crispy

      Both.

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