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  2. just to let you guys know, this campaign died yesterday. Mr. MeisterMaster, purple.teal and Techngee all got temp banned from this site and M.MM and Tech are assumed to not continue using this site so... TOO BAD. it looked like it would have been fun. and with that, Mr. MeisterMaster has left it to me to finish the story, this is how it goes down: Nobuseri, being the trans-dimensional peacekeeping agent that he is, spontaneously knows exactly what is going wrong in this world and summons the aid of his supporting assets from their respective universes. First he sees through the ruse that Queen Chrysalis is feigning by impersonating Princess Celestia and subsequently neutralizes her potential for being a threat to Equestria any more. Next, Nobuseri summons his space battleship from the pocket universe he left it in and has it shoot down the corrupted Orbital Friendship Cannon, killing the 'Grand Engineer' and destroying the Tree of Harmony with the Alicorn Amulet in the process. After that, Nobuseri tracks down the corrupted Princesses; Celestia, Luna and Cadence and has Discord restrain them within something that he trusts will hold them still for as long as he needs them to be. After their successful apprehension, Nobuseri returns to his own personal, Equestria and recommissions his derelict Orbital Friendship Cannon, travels back to this Eqestria and generates a portal between worlds for his O.F.C. to target and purify the three princesses back to their former glory. Once Nobuseri has completely saved the day he helps rebuild Equestria and leaves as mysteriously as he arrived. THE END.
  3. Nobuseri, not having received answers to his questions prior to this new interruption, decides to be more direct in his endeavor to learn what has happened to this world. Walking past the six small mares and directly up to the new arrival, Nobuseri now stands directly before Princess Celestia, the two of them facing eye to eye at this point. "Princess Celestia, I have previously told Princess Twilight Sparkle what I am about to tell you; my name is Nobuseri and I came to this world to help you save it from evil. I now ask my previous questions of them to you. What is that mobile construct that you arrived from and what happened to your city?"
  4. As Nobuseri listened to the pony's answer, he heard Princess Twilight's plea for the release of the unknown assailant. Nobuseri immediately dictated to his hostage, "Transgressor, it seems that your princess values your life and does not perceive you as a threat. I will comply with her command, however, you WILL obey a single condition for your release; LEAVE, AND NEVER LET ME SEE YOU IN THE SAME REGION AS HER OR HER FRIENDS AGAIN. You can take this advice to your grave, 'When you ASSUME, you make an ASS out of YOU and ME. She does not need to be protected by anyone so reckless." Upon finishing the sentence aloud, Nobuseri released the prisoner from the height that he elevated it to with no regard for inflicting any more pain upon him then he had already incurred. "Was that interaction warranted?" said Nobuseri's inner voice. Turning on his heels, Nobuseri flew back to the disheveled group of mares that he had spontaneously abandoned moments before, "I have no idea what kind of world we have arrived in, but I will not tolerate such brazen disregard for life, especially their's." was Nobuseri's response to it's inquiry. While landing amid the group, Nobuseri observed the condition of each pony but it seemed that the previous event was irrelevant to their collective interest now. Nobuseri broke the silence by saying, "I apologize for what has transpired at this time but I am glad to see that you all seem to have survived despite-" The voice interrupted him, "Nobuseri, we have another potential threat." "WHAT!? IDENTIFY!" Nobuseri yelled again. "Scan ineffective at this range but you can observe it from your current location. G.P.S. places it over government capitol labeled 'Canterlot', but that is not all, it is moving, towards this direction." Nobuseri turned his head to observe that which he was informed of and immediately froze. Nobuseri consulted with his private conversationalist internally, "Is it really possible? Has this Equestria successfully developed an Anti-Hostile Personnel High Altitude Device? But if this is true, why is it so large?" "More importantly, if it is what you think it is, why is traveling towards our location? What could it's target be?" was it's response. Still staring at the mobile structure, Nobuseri's view shifted from the object above to the space below. Canterlot as he knew it, an elegant array of classic construction designs, was missing, and in its place, something vulgar usurps its place upon the cliff side of the great mountain it once adorned. At length, Nobuseri finally breaks the silence once more by saying, "Girls, I have two questions that you need to answer immediately. One. What is that thing? And two. What happened to Canterlot and it's occupants?"
  5. "​Nobuseri, the object has lost velocity but has begun to act like a kind of... grenade. E.M.P. discharge detected upon impact with ground." The voice informed Nobuseri. "IN THE PRESENCE OF A PRINCESS AND THE FORMER BEARERS OF THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY!? I will discipline them." He replied. Nobuseri launched himself towards the offending object, breaking the sound barrier from a stand still, upon arrive at the device, Nobuseri kicked this 'sun grenade', his foot shattering the device upon impact and launching what ever remains of it into low orbit in a fiery blast of intense heat and nuclear radiation. Once Nobuseri saw that the immediate threat to the area was out of sight, he scanned the area for the perpetrator. Upon seeing the only other; with a lack of any better identification for it, 'intelligent being' in the area, Nobuseri flew to its location, leaned down and grabbed it by the throat. Resuming an upright posture, Nobuseri lifted the pony off of its feet and looked it in the eyes. "You dare? YOU DARE!? DID YOU NOT SEE THE COMPANY I WAS ENGAGED WITH? AND IF YOU DID, WHAT MADE YOU THINK IT WAS APPROPRIATE FOR YOU TO LAUNCH SUCH A LUDICROUS ATTACK TOWARDS THEIR GENERAL DIRECTION?" Nobuseri bellowed. Pulling the pony in very close so that their faces are pressed against each others so as to not allow the pony sight of anything but Nobuseri, he then says in a low calm voice, "You have thirty seconds to explain yourself or I will throw you towards where you weapon was sent. Commence dialogue."
  6. "WARNING! PROXIMITY ALERT! POTENTIAL THREAT TO ALLY FORCES DETECTED!" The message prompt sounds off inside Nobuseri's head, commanding his attention away from the current conversation partner towards another . "IDENTIFY!" Nobuseri shouts out loud to the voice only he can hear, spontaneously startling all those around him. "Scanning... Target identity confirmed: object of interest: a star." "EXPLAIN! HOW IS THIS EVEN AN ISSUE? IT DOES NOT EVEN MAKE SENSE!" Nobuseri frantically responds. "Scan suggests that the object of interest is traveling towards this location at minimal speed only a few feet away from the surface of the planet." "That does not explain HOW this alleged star is a potential threat, it would be impossible for it to be near any other celestial body without incurring any kind of gravitational repercussions." "Nobuseri, I think we both know what makes this issue a valid threat. What is important is how you proceed with this information." "Regardless, what is the E.T.A. and from what direction is it approaching from?" Nobuseri retorts to the disembodied voice. "G.P.S. places it's approach originating from South by South East, and will arrive within minutes." "Thanks." Is Nobuseri's final reply. "Girls, I am sorry for that unexpected out burst, but it appears that my arrival to and presence in this world has invited the strangest of reactions from a local scientific absurdity towards this location. I politely request that you vacate the area for fear that this confrontation may be life threatening towards all of you, the heroes of Equestria. You six are an asset that is not characterized as an acceptable loss. Please comply."
  7. *Nobuseri, still standing upon the exact location that he arrived at in this universe, does nothing to interrupt the activities of the more overtly curious entities that are currently occupying themselves with learning all that they can about him by sight and touch. Instead, Nobuseri observes those that have stood at a distance, namely Princess Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Fluttershy and Rarity. This reception is not surprising to Nobuseri. Due to his previous encounters with alternate versions of Equestria and its denizens, he knows that there are some things about people or places that never change, and he hopes that this Equestria is as closely similar to the 'Equestria: Prime' universe as possible, if only to eliminate as many unnecessary and nonstrategic variables as possible. "Princess Twilight Sparkle, there is nothing for you to apologize for and I can only presume to understand what you are referring to. My name is Nobuseri, and I have traveled to this world with the intention of assisting you, your friends and all other forms of life that exist on this planet in the fight against evil. You may already be wondering why I know you by name even though this appears to be our first encounter, but that information will have to wait. We need to discuss what has recently happened and how to best resolve the problem."
  8. "Trans-dimensional shift maneuver: Complete. Scanning area for priority point of int... Oh, you are right here. Princess Twilight Sp... your Highness, I detect that you are in an emotionally disturbed state of mind at this moment and pray that it is not because of my sudden arrival or alien appearance. I wish for you to understand that I bare no animosity towards you or any law abiding citizen in this peaceful nation. I am here to save you. Have I made myself transparently clear?"
  9. Nobuseri, engaging in preemptive diagnostic check for trans-dimensional shift maneuver... now. Systems Operation check commencing: Primary A.I. : 'Nobuseri'... Checking in, over Support programs and hardware... green lights across the board Systems Operation check: cleared for launch Structural Integrity check commencing: Load Bearing Mechanics... operating within acceptable stress limits Interior Support Frame... zero flaws detected External Hull plating and sealants ... maximum efficiency rating achieved Structural Integrity check: cleared for launch Weapons Systems check commencing: Primary Weapon... calibrated and ready for engagement Secondary Weapons Arsenal... cleared for deployment Weapons System check: cleared for launch Preemptive diagnostic check for trans-dimensional shift maneuver: All systems optimal. Engaging trans-dimensional shift maneuver... Calibrating search parameters in alignment with original asset... Target located and viable for armed intervention... Abnormality detected... Analyzing... Abnormality identified... Source confirmed as 'Princess Twilight Sparkle'... Confirmed as priority point of interest upon arrival... Scanning local area for viable landing zone in closest proximity to 'Princess Twilight Sparkle'... Location confirmed... Generating isolated gravity well at target location... Trans-dimensional shift maneuver taking effect in... 3... 2... 1... ...Execute.
  10. I live in what still feels like a small town, and small town people do not like anything that is not like them. My mother fears that one day I will be seen in public wearing a pony princess on my chest and any one of the local inbreed denizens will say to themselves, 'That man, with that, girly, thing on his shirt... he must be a pedophile. If I were to kill him publicly and desecrate his corpse all over town, I would be fulfilling my requirement for being an American citizen.'
  11. Two $00.25 ramen packs with a can of plain Chef Boyardee sauce.
  12. I personally did not. At the time I found this show, the only thing I had any interest in was Mobile Suit Gundam. But MLP:FiM has lead me to enjoy so many other great things, too may for this one comment.
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