Old Fluttershy

a finally somepony with a great request, *snaps fingers as Dinky Doo becomes nice and clingy to Pip* there you go squirt, enjoy hands? Hmmm, *snaps fingers as Lyra gains fingers* oh and yes *snaps fingers again as CD's become dancing midgits covered in grape jelly* ah there we go.

Oh, me and Spike still share a room, he may act big and tough but he is still a baby. I need to keep my eye on him. Oh, I've heard of him alright, those humans were looking him up on something called youtube. Of course!

oh, um...not very oh, hi Ninyn...um how have you been? um...I never seen a cheetah before, I don't think we have them in Equestria oh, um...o-okay. We can be friends *blushes* I, don't like to talk about it... *sniffs* I don't care if that was Nightmare Moon, killing innocent creatures is wrong. truth *blushes and hoofs the ground* I...um...thanks *looks down* um...animals don't really like clothes, so no. pizza? I'm doing well, um...yourself?

hmmm, well you really just move them around the farm, I never did understand it. My parents always told me it had to do with something called erosion. Hahahahahahah, it seems like such a funny word now, errrrrrooooosion. huh! You'd really make me choose?! Aw, I don't know which one would be better. Oh, but I'd totally go for the chocolate milk rain! Season 5? I thought there were only 4 seasons? 1. *looks around and whispers* I got it for a top secret mission, I never did understand why it looked like Fluttershy 2. ............................................*snicker* ahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahaahahah *falls over laughing* 3. ooh, it's definitely a kumquat 4. of course, it's so sweet isn't it? 5. *shrugs* you make it happen 6. I like big butts?! Okie, Dokie, lokey QUICK! Bring out...the party cannon! *looks quickly around pulling you closer, whispers* aren't you doing it right now? Um...hit the little button thingy?

Ooh, nope! Hmmm, sometimes I do but then I just make some best friend necklaces and I feel better. Make ponies smile silly. I did sing a whole song about it after all. I go out and make new friends!...although it's REALLY hard to make new friends when you already know everypony

1. I don't know? I just hate drinking the actual milk 2. Umm, *thinks for a second* yes I did! 3. *folds arms* well then she can ask me herself 4. can't say I have, no 5. well Pinkie *snaps fingers and it rains chocolate milk and whipped cream* there you go! *bows* thank you good pony, I do have a certain charm about me, don't I? *top hat and monacle appear on Discord* just look at me, I'm reformed already

oh my GOSH! That thing is sooo weird do you see how I cut Rainbow's wings off. Man that must hurt though I wouldn't know since I don't have wings. Besides, that doesn't seem very nice anyway why would anypony want to cut off another pony's wings? Ooh, yay hugs! *hugs* Hmm, I don't know *looks through notebook* nope I've never thrown a party for Zecora..............HUH!!!!!!!! *dashes off* WAFFLES! They are sooo good though syrup, yuk! I prefer hot sauce. Ooh, ooh I'm really good at this game um, I'll be Rainbow Dash I want to be a wonderbolt one day, I'm the best flier in Equestria, I will never abandon my friends well, how'd I do? Let's see they had a really big order on Monday and another on Tuesday, not to mention their making another MMM for the contest next weekend. Ya, I've been watching the little cakes a lot lately. Yay! *hugs* we'll have so much fun together we could go swimming or help Applejack raise the barn or snuggle with Fluttershy's animal pals. Ooh, I know! We could totally make best friend necklaces! I need to go get the rock candy ready...*dashes off* let's see I eat cake sometimes, ooh and waffles. Some nice dandelion sandwiches or maybe a muffin.

yes, I love waffles Well, I have tried to find out how to do that spell but so little is known about the changelings. I haven't been able to find anything on the subject. Me and my friends are doing very well Brainstorm Not interested in school! *sigh* I never did get ponies that don't like school. Though, I would suggest to find someway to make it fun. Maybe turn it into a game? yes, I am actually getting very good with my wings though I'm not as fast a flier as most pegasi are. I have raced Rainbow before and yes, as shocking as it is I did beat her. I guess it's cool. I'm not in it much though, I'm always saving Equestria from some villain trying to make peace. Favorite songs...hmm, I prefer poetry instead of songs.

Of course! Everypony deserves a second chance. Oh not really, he's much to busy helping Twilight with her new duties. Spreading friendship around Equestria isn't easy. Noooooooo! *runs over and throws him off the caterpillar* Wh-Why? *starts to cry*

Try standing still for more than a decade. It's not a fun experience. Wait, chaos that I didn't cause! I'm losing my touch, hmm, guess that's Fluttershy's influence. Eat gemstones? Heh, I prefer seeds or chocolate milk but I can eat anything I wanted to. Well, just add in a touch of rainbow and maybe some everfree root and you have a very good chaotic potion in the making. *reaches into chest and pulls out a heart and throws it away* I don't know what your talking about. *crosses arms* hahahahahaha, oh I can turn that thing into a frog from five lunar cycles away.

Oh pulling pranks is fun, however you have to be careful who you prank. Fluttershy is just too sensitive. Ooh, baking and making them smile too. Glad you enjoyed it! Twilight's new castle is amazing! Do you see how it sparkles? Oh wait how can you, hahaha, your just a voice on a screen.

Oh Spike, the little baby dragon. He's just so nice and helpful...I-I can't think of one bad thing about him. Oh...that, doesn't mean we can't be friends. Oh, woodchuck's? Well, it...depends on the woodchuck, the most I've seen one chuck is 1,000 holes before dropping from exhaustion, the poor dear I had to take care of him for a week. Um...I-I think chuck means to...um...break...or something.

Sorry but I already have a pony for that stuff.

*melts into a puddle* Come now kid your embarrassing me. Not as good as I would be if I was RULING EQUESTRIA...*looks around*...(ahem) I'm doing fine. that's...nice...I guess *crosses arms and frowns*

Hmm, I don't know perhaps Scootaloo knows more about that. *making funny faces* *grabs Pound and Pumpkin as they continue crying* Huh? What was that? 1. Meh, I'm not sure, but it was really cool wasn't it?! 2. Yea, I guess I could do that again, but it still only shoots out cake and streamers. 3. Hmm.........NOPE! Huh, where is he or she or it? *runs around the room* Where are they?

F...for me? (readjusts hat) (snaps fingers and an ice cream cone appears) Have fun!

Twilight! Why'd you give Gummy teeth again! Sorry Pinkie, it was for a spell I'm learning. (poofs Gummy's teeth away) 1. It wasn't me, it was Twilight. She's really good at magic. 2. Does a blender do anything but blend? 3. Hmm, making friends, hanging out with friends, welcoming ponies to Ponyville, playing with friends, OH right and making friends! 4. And yes I do read books, one of my favorites is Gummy's Day Out.

1. I would make them laugh become instant best friends and then we'd go back to Ponyville all happy. 2. What's rum? Huh, where'd you get that picture?! That was supposed to be my costume for Nightmare Night buuuut I decided a chicken would be better. They said yes!!

Was it really a date? I...I just thought it was a regular picnic like we always have. Oh...I wouldn't keep it...I'd probably just let Pinkie handle it. A...a...date?! Oh...um...I would...um, no. I'm sorry.

Well, um not anymore Discord turned me into one. Um...I guess, a little bit. Oh, well Angel still is pretty demanding at times but I'm working on that. Everypony else is treating me fine.

Horrible! It was so terribly BORING, I honeslty don't know why ponies ever want to do it. *looks down at Pip*...for me? *gives Pip a hug* *quickly puts him down* ahem, um thank you little fellow. Next!

Oh, I had to leave her back at the rock farm. Sorry Brainstorm but that's not up to me it's up to the cakes...mmm, cake. I really looked like that? Okey, dokey, lokey!