Nightfall Gloam

Wut? Why? Did you do it on a phone? 

Nope, but the Soudblaster PCI 128 audio drivers (which VMware emulates), are having a difficult time installing, and I feel like the driver installation is being all smug to me like

"hahaha, Nightfall, you want to hear the beautiful sounds of Windows 98, but I'm not going to stop screwing with your installation further than you've probably already done!"...

I don't remember it being this hard to get something as simple as audio to work, but then again, I grew up during the Windows XP era and will never know what its like to use a Windows 9x OS as my daily driver.

I remember repairing old computers at manufacturing places back in the day. And getting into trouble for installing emus.