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Grilling shark steaks tonight. If I don't gain super shark abilites I'm going to be dissapointed.
QuasarBeam
Darn. I was hoping for some serrated teeth or water-breathing! FALSE ADVERTISING
GuardianFenix
Well, if you want sharp teeth, you could take your teeth out and replace them with shark teeth. Not recommended.
Nah, I'm into quick fixes. Plus I'm broke. No one seems to understand how hard it is to transform into a shark on a budget. I couldn't get anyone to agree to stapling sandpaper to my skin and attaching a fin to my back with epoxy.